Le lavage de cerveau chez les gauchistes :

Il y a quelques jours, ma chère mère (une gauchiste invétérée) se promenait à vélo sur une piste cyclable de sa ville. Elle s'était arrêtée à un passage piéton pour laisser passer des piétons, ce qu'elle devait faire parce qu'ils avaient la priorité. Alors qu'ils s'avançaient pour traverser, ils furent quasiment renversés par une trottinette électronique allant à toute vitesse (beaucoup trop vite) transportant deux "jeunes", une homme et une femme, qui ne voulaient décidément pas attendre.

Ma mère, outrée, et transportée par sa pensée justicière (ce qui la rend insupportable au quotidien), décida de pédaler à toute vitesse afin de demander à ces chances pour la France :

"Vous ne pouviez pas attendre trente secondes, non?"

"Qu'est-ce t'as, sale française?"

"... Vous ne vous sentez pas français?" (Oui, elle est du genre à n'en jamais démordre).

Ils répondirent par un doigt ou un équivalent, et repartirent de plus belle.

Ma mère n'en revient toujours pas. Comment est-ce possible, demanda-t-elle à sa famille, que des enfants d'immigrés de deuxième ou troisième génération puissent parler ainsi? Il y a un problème quelque part. Le soir même, je la retrouvai en train de regarder des vidéos gauchistes, répétant sans cesse la même propagande féministe, pro immigration, écologiste, parfois les trois en même temps. Comme si elle essayait de se réconforter dans son idéologie qu'elle venait de voir bafouée. Elle faisait peine à voir, franchement. J'aurais été triste pour elle si elle ne m'avait pas traitée de suppôt de Satan pour avoir dit " Commences-tu à voir ce que devient la France?".

Plusieurs jours après, elle recommença en prétendant que le statut d'immigré rwandais du criminel monstre ayant fait brûlé la cathédrale n'avait pas d'importance.

Et dire que ma mère, il y a quelques années encore, était une femme respectable, éduquée sérieusement, avec des valeurs fortes, qui m'avait pourtant initiée à la culture française et aux belles choses en général... Maintenant, tout ça est parti en fumée. Le progressisme me pourrit vraiment la vie.

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Masques 'réutilisables' offerts par la ville de Paris : décousus dès le premier lavage à 40°
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Les noix de lavage pour une lessive écologique lafrenchlife.fr/article/l…
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Detection of Invasive Pulmonary Aspergillosis in COVID-19 with Non-directed Bronchoalveolar Lavage atsjournals.org/doi/abs/1…
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(uworld spoiler) Woman w/ nonproductive cough and exertional dyspnea, takes antacids for heartburn. Has bilateral crackles, normal heart sound. Bilateral interstitial opacities. Bronchioalveolar lavage reveals >50% lymphocytes.

Answer was hypersensitivty pneumonitis, which makes sense. I put asthma because I thought this was a complication of GERD (she has heartburn). Why is my answer wrong? (Uworld says its because you would expect wheezes instead of crackles, but if thats the only reason to eliminate GERD-related asthma then I hate this exam even more than I do now)

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Exuberant Plasmocytosis in Bronchoalveolar Lavage Specimen of the First Patient Requiring Extracorporeal Membrane Oxygenation for SARS-CoV-2 in Europe jto.org/article/S1556-086…
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Comment expliquer l'importance du lavage des mains aux enfants en utilisant du savon, eau et poivre noir (mignon). Par photographe finlandais Ari Mäkiö (sous-titres en anglais). Cross-post de /nextfuckinglevel par /u/GallowBoob v.redd.it/sopcxawosom41
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1 I searched for patents for cleaning the lung with detergents. And yes they do exist. They are called bronchoalveolar lavage compositions.
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Démonstration de lavage de mains par le docteur Arruda sur les quais de Québec youtu.be/dctonQ1s1pE
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Il faudra plus que «du lavage de mains», avertit la Dre Tam | LAPRESSE lapresse.ca/covid-19/2020…
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What Lung Washing (Bronchoalveolar lavage) Looks Like. Used in extremely severe respiratory failure cases. youtube.com/watch?v=q1sXU…
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Praxis du lavage de mains
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Car wash (tunnel de lavage) opened at the moment?

So, super practical question to avoid a trip for nothing: are the car wash opened at the moment at Migrol or Coop Pronto petrol stations? Or closed because of Covid-19?

I'm talking about the automated ones, not the ones where you take the high pressure pistol in the hand.

I'd like to remove the 2,5cm of pollen from my car.

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True hyphae in bronchoalveolar lavage sample, gram stain, x1000
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Lavage de mains efficace (des forces armées Canadiennes) youtube.com/watch?v=V-w6X…
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ear flush / lavage in Rochester

anyone know where you can have your ears flushed out professionally in our area? the home kits and special cleaning drops haven't worked well for me (maybe its user error).

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Respectant les consignes, RBO s’est réuni virtuellement ( et artisanalement! ) pour vous offrir une chanson qui dure soixante- six secondes. La durée de trois bons lavages de mains. facebook.com/RockEtBelles…
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Praxis de lavage de main - 2 youtube.com/watch?v=aox7C…
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Penicillium species isolated from a Bronchoalveolar Lavage (BAL)
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My Maine Coon has obstructed bowels, is there anything I can do before a colonic lavage?

My Maine Coon, Preston, recently began acting a bit stressed beginning last weekend. He was not eating well and puking often, along with visibly attempting to poop in his litter box but producing nothing. He was irritated, hissing and growling at times which is highly unusual for him. This past Wednesday, we took him to an emergency vet clinic where x-rays revealed a large mass of stool that was too big to pass through his pelvic canal. They presented us with the option for a chemical enema, anti nausea meds and fluids. That was 480 dollars, which is a big hit financially at this time of the year to us. They said he would hopefully pass the obstruction within 24 hours. His mood Thursday was greatly improved, near normal for him. Friday was another good day but since then he has only passed a few small pieces of it but it’s nothing compared to what was shown on the x-ray. The next step was a colonic lavage which was very expensive and not something we can readily afford. We gave him about a teaspoon of mineral oil earlier today but so far he’s still not passed anything, although he’s trying. We’ve been keeping his water full at all times and only giving him moist food. Today he has been much more visibly uncomfortable and has spent a lot of time just laying in his litter box, which he’s never done prior to this. Is there anything we can try before we attempt to get him to a vet?

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Penicillium species isolated from a Bronchoalveolar Lavage (BAL)
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Le Grand Remplacement des Européens passe par leur lavage de cerveau resistancerepublicaine.eu…
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Penicillium species isolated from a Bronchoalveolar Lavage (BAL)
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Are you still consuming vomit if you use your mouth to perform the suction during gastric lavage and swallow what comes out?

I wonder if this would satisfy an emetophile.

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UP: Woman dies after explosion occurs in mouth while undergoing gastric lavage timesofindia.indiatimes.c…
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Explosion d'une laveuse : l’homme faisait son lavage avec du dégraissant mécanique | Le Soleil - Québec lesoleil.com/actualite/ju…
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Ear pain following in-clinic lavage

18 Male 5’10” 292 lbs, Eucrisa, no conditions besides eczema, no drug or alcohol use

Chief complaint: left ear canal pain Duration: 24 hrs

Went to university clinic yesterday complaining of ear blockage, with mild pain and muffled hearing, after 24 hrs. Exam showed earwax blockage, NP used debrox and performed a lavage. Reexamination showed the ear was cleared out, but with some redness.

Mild pain continued afterwards, just chalked it up to the force of the water, but hasn’t gone away after another 24 hrs and has gotten slightly worse.

Possible the lavage (which was kinda forceful) bruised the ear canal? Or should I go back to get it looked at again?

ETA: it also feels at times like it’s under pressure, not fullness in the same way it was when it was clogged but full nonetheless

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AJA: Les "bouches d’égout" qui débordent à Paris sont en réalité des bouches de lavage utilisées pour le nettoyage des caniveaux bloc-notes.thbz.org/archi…
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This is bronchoalveloar lavage sample of mice at 20X magnification. I am trying to perform total cell count. Are the small rounded structure cells? I am pretty sure these are not Rbcs but I'm confused if I should count them?
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Cytokine levels in mouse bronchoalveolar lavage sample too low.

I recently did a multiplex experiment to determine the concentration of various cytokine levels in broncholaveolar lavage sample of mice (asthma model) but unfortunately the cytokine levels were too low and undetectable. I am wondering if anyone has done it before. Could it be due to my BAL sample having too low cytokines? The multiplex kit I used was actually meant for serum but some people have used it for cytokine analysis in BAL.

Thanks in advance.

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I got an ear lavage this morning and I am a new man!

I am 54 years old and over the last few months I have noticed that my hearing has gotten worse. I wrote it off to the shit ton of concerts that I have been to in my life. I still go to one or two a week.

Over the last two weeks, it had gotten really bad. My right ear in particular felt totally clogged and it was ringing. I finally did a quick internet search and found out that the first thing to try would be an "ear-igation" (I just made that up) aka a lavage.

The nurse squirted syringes of warm water in my ear and all of this gunk came out. It felt a little weird and was kind of messy. My hearing is great now. 10/10. Would recommend.

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bronchopulmonary washing vs. bronchoalveolar lavage

would anyone explain the difference to me? i tried looking and couldn't find much info (especially in regards to bronchopulmonary washings).

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My SO [29F] had to do a gastric lavage a week ago. Now she's having stomach pain since yesterday. Are these things linked?

She was discharged normally from the hospital the same day she went in.

She says the pain is constant. It's not harsh enough to stop her from going to work, but it certainly bothers her. She took some ibuprofen earlier today and it helped alleviate the pain, but not eliminate it.

What I specifically want to know is if that's a common result from gastric lavage (even if its delayed like this), and if so, what steps we should take.

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Ce mini lave-vaisselle consomme cinq fois moins d'eau qu'un lavage à la main positivr.fr/bob-mini-lave…
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Do you do gastric lavage on scene?

I'm a Hungarian medic and here gastric lavage is pretty standard in ingested poisonings andd med overdoses <1 hour both prehospitally and in the ER. But after looking into it, I'm reading that it's pretty ineffective and shouldn't be done in the majority of cases. What are your experiences?

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Bronchoalveolar lavage ciliated epithelial cell under phase microscopy
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PourritureTotale : "Ceux qui sont en colère malgré le lavage de cerveau fait par les psychologues sont absolument cachés." np.reddit.com/r/france/co…
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Vaginal Lavage Sampling in Rats

Hello all,

Long time lurker, first time poster. I have recently been lavage sampling my long evans rats using a 1-20 microliter micropipette tip w/ 0.9&#37; saline. I am worried that this method of sampling is causing my animals too much stress. This is indicated, by subtle aversion and avoidance of recapture upon putting them back into their cage. Another clue as to why this method may be causing these animals stress is indicated by their unusually biased pretest in a conditioned place preference paradigm. From personal experience do any of y'all recommend another methodology of sampling these animals without inducing extraneous stress. Any suggestions will help. Thank you for your time:)

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On ne lésine pas avec le lavage des mains. À 100°, rien de moins! imgur.com/uBR0oz3
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TIL that a 2002 study showed that placebo surgeries were just as effective as arthroscopic lavage and arthroscopic débridemen in treating osteoarthritis of the knee nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056
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Health Affairs article on arthroscopic debridement and lavage rates after proven to be no benefit for those with OA (subscription required unfortunately). content.healthaffairs.org…
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This is what your cells look like as a smoker. (Bronchial alveolar lavage, 1000x)
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