Ketchup, it’s not just a condiment ...
French fries with mayonnaise is 1000x better than French fries with ketchup
A rich, creamy mayonnaise compliments the salty and crispy French fries’ savoriness perfectly. Ketchup is meh, just too sweet and sugary for me and honestly doesn’t belong in the same league as the chad mayonnaise when it comes to French fries. Going to Belgium and eating the Palm Fritz has only solidified my opinion that mayonnaise with French fries stomps on ketchup and French fries. Mustard and French fries? GTFO
Edit: Ranch dressing and tartar sauce are literally just sub par versions of mayonnaise.
Edit 2: Fry sauce is literally flavored mayonnaise. The main ingredient in Fry sauce IS mayonnaise, and besides mayonnaise is still superior.
Edit 3: Mayonnaise mixed with ketchup is okay
Edit 4: Pommes frites, not palm fritz
TIL Berliners love the "currywurst", a sausage topped with curry ketchup, so much, that there have been commemorative coins, novels, plays and movies honoring its invention. By tradition, every candidate for mayor must be photographed in front of a currywurst stand. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cur…
For you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
My parents want to cut down on carbs so my mum made a sponge cake using spinach instead of flour. My dad decided to decorate it with low fat mayo, mustard, ketchup and salsa golf. Straight out of a 70's dinner party.
Yui Karasuno's fanart of Pearl & Marina! (Mayo VS. Ketchup Splatfest)
chicken nuggets cut diagonally and placed into hotdog buns topped with ketchup and honey mustard
3:30am mozzarella ketchup sandwich
This person made a soup out of blending fries together and then garnished with watered down ketchup...
Bonus tip: a friend told me he puts the pickle juice in hamburger sauce together with ketchup, mayo and some chopped pickles! /r/LifeProTips/comments/i…
Alright, I screwed up my first one so its Meat Pie redemption time. No fork, just beef, and I’ve piled on the ketchup.
Sugar cookies decorated with vanilla icing amd plain "fries" with buttercream frosting as "ketchup."
TIL Mayonnaise is the most frequently purchased condiment in the US, beating ketchup by $1.2 billion annual revenue. gothamist.com/food/americ…
Ketchup is disgusting
There is absolutely no reason to put ketchup on your food. It is an abomination created from a perfectly good tomato, and it has a nasty taste, which masks the actual good taste of the food. I have hated it since I was a very young child, and will continue to do so.
Adding Salt To Ketchup Makes It Hot, Mom
Smoked sweet 100 cherry tomato ketchup with roasted garlic
Ketchup is a liquid from tomatoes so it’s also a tomato slushee
I gave Ketchup a hotdog costume. My life is now complete.
Was ist denn mit dem Hela Curry Gewürtz Ketchup los? Wieso ist der so flüssig?
Gleich nach dem Auslandsurlaub haben wir in unserem lokalen Rewe angehalten und dort gute Brötchen und Ketchup gekauft. Zuhause angekommen und dort nachdem wir 3 Wochen von Baguette, Pizza und Grillgut gelebt haben erstmal bei der lokalen Wurst Bude etwas geholt, um danach wieder gesund zu leben. Zu den fritten gibt es immer Hela Curry Gewürzt Ketchup, diesmal kam dieser aber nicht dickflüssig, sondern wie Wasser aus der Tüte. Was ist da los? In einer Dokumentation im Fernsehen haben wir mal gesehen das die Industrie direkt viele Tonnen Ketchup wegschmeißt sobald die Fließgeschwindigkeit nicht der Norm entspricht. Klar kommt so die Suppe besser aus der Flasche, aber dafür läuft die direkt quer über die Teller. Klar Ketchup in der Mitte ist was Neues aber für mich gehört der an den Rand. Wenn die Idioten von Hela die Rezeptur ändern kaufe ich ab sofort Heinz oder so eine Eigenmarke. Was soll das? Ich habe mal Verwandte gefragt (Meine Freunde sind ja nicht viel älter als ich) und die m
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Today is Erik and Ketchup’s birthday! :)
Reddit, meet Professor Ketchup aka "Ketch". She's 6 months old and is was weened at too young of an age, so she suckles on furry blankets. v.redd.it/7ub9p8t1aif51
Ketchup on pancakes is actually really good
Miss the old KFC, when they used to serve with plate, cutlery, bottle ketchup, and chilies. We were more environmentally friendly back then
the dead dad is one thing but girl if you take a shot of ketchup imma politely ask you to leave my home
[I ATE] Taylor ham, egg, and cheese. SPK(salt, pepper, ketchup) baby
This prank was definitely not staged, but what kinda sandwich only has a slice of bread, and some ketchup... v.redd.it/s441hqqk4qe51
Ketchup is the worst condiment
Ketchup tastes nothing like what its advertised to be (tomatoes) it just tastes like sugar trying to taste like a fruit. I dont understand why ketchup is widely considered a good condiment because, in my opinion, it just doesnt taste anything like what it's trying to be which just makes it taste like sugar with a hint of tomatoes.
Llevo más de 200 días en el sub,tengo un chingal de karma,no hago repost,hago mis propios memes,que mas putas madres quieren,porfa contésteme puta madre,le voy a hacer bien a la comunidad,porfa contéstame Maau,estos weyes no hacen nada,excepto el gonza y el ketchup
I triple dog bet u can’t! (With ketchup and mustard on top)
Does anyone know where my ketchup went?
Eat it with ketchup to give dramatic effect
Forgetting to shake the new Ketchup and just getting a watery mess all over your plate
Reddit, meet Professor Ketchup aka "Ketch". She's 6 months old and is was weened at too young of an age, so she suckles on furry blankets. v.redd.it/mjylh4mtdif51
Where do you store your ketchup
in Denmark, hotdogs are topped with both raw and fried onions along with ketchup, mustard, remoulade and pickles. (Pardon my shadow)
Mayo vs. Ketchup
I am Hungry at a big Train station in Germany and go to McDonald's.
One Chicken Burger and a portion small fries with mayo.
On the way to my train a woman asked me for Money in order to buy food.
I showed her the McDonald's bag and told her that I don't have Cash but I could give her my burger.
"I don't eat meat."
The I remembered the fries.
My beloved fries.
I told her that she could have my fries with mayo.
Well she thought that would be great.
Then she instructed me to buy her new fries with ketchup because she didn't like mayo.
I still don't get it.
Why did she ordered me to buy her fries with ketchup.
She didn't even asked.
Well I was a bit in a rush and just told her that all that talk about food made me hungry and left.
I somewhat fell like an asshole for that.
Maybe she just had a bad day.
But I guess it counts as a Choosing Beggar.
Thanks for reading.
Here are all the recipes.. there a few actually recipes.. like the oatmeal bake or this cauliflower bowl. However there are some just new takes on classics like a burger with fancy sauce (which is very similar to what whataburger calls their ketchup). please see comments below for more reddit.com/gallery/i5qha8
This looks like a bite, right? Got drive-thru from the NW 185th Burgerville and found this when I removed the bun to slap some ketchup on that thing. Called them to ask what the hell and the manager said "oh our meat's always falling apart." WHAT? Were someone's teef in my beef or not?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KETCHUP!! Anyone want to come to her party? Renee is crafting a pretty tulip wreath as well. I have party poppers and surprise loot bags for visitors :)
Agnes, Ketchup and Lyman work hard to prepare for the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship v.redd.it/o96joht0etc51
I made Anthony’s burger recipe from the Appetites cookbook. He likes a simple burger; without the avocado or the fancy cheeses; not even mayo. Simple; ground beef, American cheese, bacon, paper thin white onions with a dab of ketchup. The secret ingredient, a potato bun. It soaks up the grease.
An old post, but French’s ketchup >> Heinz. They employ Canadians and buy Canadian tomatoes. Heinz put Canadians out of work.
[FT] Tangy, Ketchup, Rosie, Chrissy, Francine, Ankha, Lucky [LF] free to a good home
I’m going to be deleting my old account later today however first I wanted to offer out my villagers! I can get Tangy, Ketchup, Rosie, Chrissy, Francine, Ankha or Lucky into boxes - some of them are lightly gifted. lmk if anyone would like someone from this list and I’ll get going on TTing 😊
and the winner of the x-factor 2020 is... ketchup!
My 412 calorie dinner: vegan popcorn chicken, mini baked potatoes with vegan butter, asparagus, and some ketchup
I made a Michelin Star meal, only for the client I care for to cover it in ketchup. I don’t know what to do.
It was a long shift. The house was spotless on this fine summers day, and I had nothing but time and exquisite ingredients. Pasta made from scratch. Pecorino, parmesan, fettuccini. Duck eggs. And what I produced would have made Gordon Ramsey weep tears of pure gastronomic pride. You would have to get a mortgage to afford something this good; I did it mum. I know you would be proud of me.
And yet, I found myself gazing at this beautiful specimen of traditional italian cuisine, and I gazed upon a blood bath. The corpses of several tomatoes, mixed with sugar and puréed, raping the delicate flavours of aged cheese and delicate meat. The mixing of colour palettes was an abomination and I fear I won’t be able to move on from this. I’m considering handing in my resignation.
These working conditions are, frankly, inhumane and a crime against the Geneva Conventions. I find it appalling that my bosses allow this kind of behaviour to continue.
He didn’t even try it first.
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Ketchup in a wheelbarrow anyone?
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making and now, I can’t read anything.
Something eating away the outside of ketchup packet
Post bong rip dessert. Zucchini fries with Panko and nutritional yeast, a side of homemade bloomin onion sauce and sriracha ketchup 🔥 💨
Practically gourmet. Complete with some nice ketchup precum. Bone appel teet
My frickin double cheeeesebrgr!!!!(Onions,tomato,pickles, ketchup,mayo,mustard)
I told mom ONCE about Ketchup and this is what I got for my birthday
One of my favourite things to do with food is give a few twists to classic dishes. That's the inspiration for today's amuse bouche. Crispy shrimp cocktail with a spicy red pepper ketchup. Pretty happy with how it turned out
Hey Yumeko, have you seen my ketchup?
But what if I like ketchup?
Yo bitch pass the ketchup!
Ketchup is the most disgusting food product imaginable.
It's fucking rank. Oh the smell. the Fucking smell. And when you go up to get fucking napkins in McDonald's there's dry ketchup (which reeks more that normal ketchup) all over the counter from toddlers using the self serve ketchup dispenser(?) because they're allowed to do whatever the fuck they want because of their shitty ass, ketchup loving parents.
Oh do you know how much sugar is in ketchup? like 22g per 100g. That's a lot of fucking sugar, especially of your kid has it with every meal.
And the texture. Jesus Christ it's like red bile.
And when like, people at hotdog stands and shit just... assume you want Satans cum on your hotdog? And you don't want to go "hey can you make this again because you're fucking stupid" so you just walk away, bin the hotdog then continue your day thinking about how good that hotdog would have been if there wasn't ketchup on it?
Edit: I see that a few people are posting what would normally be considered to be very valid arguments.
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How to fish 101 with Ketchup
I can even have a little bit of ketchup on the side
HALP! I need ideas for what else to put in Ketchup’s yard!
Member of r/iamveryculinary has a breakdown because people on r/iamveryculinary don't care about well done steak with ketchup reddit.com/r/iamveryculin…
My Beautylish Haul, and the ever so patient Ketchup! ( and her lil paw )
How do you use ketchup(or some other kinda sauce) with your fries? Do ya pour it all over your fries or do you make a puddle and dip your fries into it?
^(or maybe u just don't use any sauce)
but I always make a puddlee.
Eat it with ketchup to give dramatic effect
Tomato ketchup ice cream?
Us again :) Ungifted Ketchup! LF NMTs and a kitchen island!
Impossible ketchup bottle explosion
Let's settle this once and for all: which ketchup is better?
Saltine crackers with ketchup and lime
The best ketchup of all time!! Does anyone know when it’s coming back in stock?
TIL that ketchup was first sold as medicine. In 1834 Dr. John Cooke Bennet invented the idea to add tomatoes to ketchup (a fish or mushroom mix at the time). He believed that adding tomatoes added the vitamins and antioxidants needed to cure indigestion, later prescribing tomato pills to patients. kelownacapnews.com/trendi…
Mmmm, fresh vagina ketchup 😋
All hail the Dad McMuffin. Egg, processed cheese, fried kolbassa, hash brow, with just a touch of mayo and ketchup.
My mom hands me the ketchup
TIL that ketchup was not always the tomato sauce we have come to love. It originally meant 'brine of pickled fish' and contained ingredients such as egg whites, oysters, mushrooms and walnuts, among other things. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ket…
When life gives you lemons, make a pizza with toast, ketchup and cheese.
that ketchup be looking mighty fine