24 y/o Mexican, been single for 3 years, and I enjoy well done steaks(with ketchup).. Do your worst
Italians being Italians: took almost everything, but didn’t touch the ketchup, mayo nor mustard
A Difference Between Heinz Ketchup Glass Bottle Vs Plastic?
Hello r/ketchup, I have come here to the land of ketchup to see if any of you have noticed the same thing I have when eating Heinz ketchup in a glass bottle vs in the squeeze plastic bottles. Often when I go to diners, they have the classic glass bottle Heinz, and I love the taste. Also, when you look closely at the ketchup from the glass bottle, you can actually see the texture is not totally smooth, but a bit grainy and a but pulpy instead. (idk if these are the right words to use, but it's not totally smooth, you get the picture)
Anyway, when I go to my local grocery store and buy some Heinz ketchup in the plastic squeeze bottle, I always am put off by the taste. I don't like it at all. Not only that, the texture is completely smooth like yogurt or something. No pulp at all. I told this to my friend and he said that he never thought about it before but he realized I was right. I've tried to look this up online, but people just say "oh you are just in a different environment at a r
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AITA for not participating in my friends "scheme" to convince a restaurant to buy his ketchup?
My friend, Zoltar (fake name), has been obsessed with ketchup ever since I met him. He is always trying out different recipes to make his own ketchup and getting me and all our friends to try them. Recently he made "his best ketchup yet". I tried it. It wasn't bad. It was ketchup. Now he has decided he is "finally going to break into the ketchup game."
He is convinced he is going to launch his own ketchup company and grow it to be one of the top providers of ketchup in the US. He literally has a photo of Heinz ketchup on a dartboard. He throws darts at it and mutters things like "I'm coming for YOU".
Anyways he has a scheme he wants me and others to participate in. Essentially it involves us all going to a restaurant, sitting at different tables, and enacting lines from a scene he wrote that will culminate in all of us trying and loving his ketchup and convincing the manager to buy it. He wants us all to memorize lines.
The gist of it is one guy is supposed to call over a waitres
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The hotel I'm at gives out mini hot sauces and ketchups for breakfast.
Hello r/ketchup, WTF is this?
I live off McDonald’s ketchup and barbecue
*Survives off eating ketchup packets*
With the Ash-hat Pikachus in-game, G-MAX Ketchup Pikachu should also be a thing [OC]
I wish ketchup bottles moaned when squeezed
Dude keeps rubbing ketchup on the seats
My meat is covered in ketchup and mustard 😤😤
Never be ashamed of your love for ketchup
TIL Henry Heinz deliberately put his ketchup in clear glass bottles which was uncommon due to a lack of food safety standards. unethical companies used colored bottles to hide shoddy product and he worked with a chemist who went on to find foods containing gypsum, brick dust, borax, formaldehyde etc nationalgeographic.com/ma…
TIL that a man named Paul Brown invented the upside-down squeeze bottle in 1991. He sold his product to everyone from shampoo companies to ketchup companies to NASA, and then four years later he sold his company for $13 million. thepatentprofessor.com/th…
Spraying ketchup everywhere because you're bored
Bro he literally put ketchup on shopping list that’s insane
Ketchup’s first day in her forever home and she’s already doing a sploot!
Paper Thin Patties - Potato Rolls, Ketchup, Special Sauce
La pidieron con Mayonesa, sin Ketchup y con Mostaza
Does he ever pay for all the ketchup he drinks?
Ketchup with Sparkles?
I can't be the only one who remembers this. My friends think I'm crazy but I swear this existed. Does anyone have any photographic or video evidence that this existed? It was Heinz branded and the mascot was named "Sparky" (Not sparkly. I think it was a dog of some kind)
Why does ketchup with fried potatoes sound good, but ketchup with mashed potatoes sound weird?
The internet never forgets #2: where each kid gets ONE slice of frozen pizza, a scoop of mash, and a puddle of ketchup for Christmas dinner. There’s not enough extra slices for seconds, and the cake is tinyass for the amount of people on the table. Absolutely disgraceful.
Nothin beats fish sticks and ketchup
Getting a packet of ketchup for Halloween
ketchup came out just perfect
[SUGGESTING] The Great Canadian Ketchup Cake
I like eating pizza with ketchup
I’ve been doing this for my whole life and I don’t regret a single bit of it and I wanna know if anyone else does this?
YES, I’m eating plain rice with ketchup. And YES, it’s really good. And YES, I am broke. Why do you ask?
[clinical] in our radiology course, the doctor prepared us a DIY angiography station, where we have to find a ketchup filled olive inside a chicken breast using an ultrasound
[Dodd] Somebody asked Patrick Mahomes about a rumor that Andy Reid likes ketchup more than he does...“I don’t think that’s possible,” Mahomes said. twitter.com/rustindodd/st…
Ketchup is the worst condiment. Mustard is the only one you need
It's just sugary, tomato water that provides nothing nutritional for you. You're better off pounding a ripe tomato into a bowl and sticking it on your bun. Plus its never consistent when you travel. Its tart in Europe and relish in New Zealand.
Mustard is the only condiment one needs and its actually healthy. Its got that nice kick to it, like a little tap on the top of your mouth that makes you go damn let me add some more that. Plus it has flavor unlike MOST sauces.
Can I get some extra ketchup?
I'm going to miss these guys with the regular season likely over. Eat your ketchup and destroy ICBC boys :(
Found this criminal at my mothers house. Ketchup packet for scale.
125 cal dinner or snack 💚 2 Lightlife Smart Dogs (100 cal) with 2 dill pickle spears (5 cal) ~ light ketchup and Dijon mustard for dipping (20 cal)
Tomato sauce/ketchup is terrible and the worst of the condiments
I have no idea how people slather tomato sauce/ketchup on to their food, or even dip their fries in it. It's truly gross. Bbq sauce, aoli, hell even mustard alone is better than that red sauce of pure disgust.
Madrigal's newest concept, and it intrigues me: half ketchup and half ranch. They refer to it simply as...
Found this absolutely massive potato chip while watching Ludwig. its ketchup flavour.
Scrambled eggs and chopped up hot dog. My pops used to make this for us when he was lazy. Usually served with ketchup but I’m out. Went with sea salt tonight
For all the toddlers out there that are obsessed with ketchup. My kiddo approves. Has to be slightly healthier than normal ketchup right?
Thanks, I hate McDonalds ketchup fountain :(
Omurice, just some fried rice with a plain omlet and a ketchup drizzle
Ketchup is fucking disgusting
A proper hamburger or cheeseburger should never have ketchup. It dominates the flavor and all you taste is shit. If I want to get the tomato profile, I will put a fucking tomato on my burger and not some pasty, corn syrup, sugary sissy bullshit. Every burger place puts ketchup on the burger by default, so I have to always ask for no ketchup and have the chance of them fucking it up. You ketchup fuckers should have to ask for ketchup, not me.
Putting ketchup on steak should be a capital offense and you should be sent to a reeducation camp.
It's fat dumb people sauce. Its the keystone or natty light of sauce. Its putrid odor is reminiscent of filthy hooker perspiration. You can literally judge a person by how much ketchup they consume. Ketchup kills more people in America then terrorism and drugs, yet we don't have a War on Tomatoes. The world would be better without ketchup.
Getting a packet of ketchup for Halloween
Raw tofu pups encased in violife cheese. Served cold. Ketchup optional.
This burger was looking good, until I spotted what was a pile of ketchup unde the bun.
Note:the damn hotdog has ketchup
I see your rice sausages and present you oven pancake with cut Vienna sausages, served with ketchup and mustard on the side. Because hotdogs are too mainstream
A coalition of more than 50 business leaders, politicians and campaigners is demanding that the plastic sachets – used for everything from ketchup to shampoo – be included in European and UK legislation outlawing other “throwaway” items such as plastic straws and cotton buds. theguardian.com/environme…
Two hotdogs. Only topping i like is beans and ketchup, idk how people can eat mustard or relish
What food do people put ketchup on to ruin it?
Mark Hunt once did me a solid and participated in a commercial/short for my company. We got to smear ketchup on his face. 90% chance my life peaked at that moment.
Why Heinz, why can’t you make the bags of tomato ketchup and chili sauce more different?!!! I need more water...!!!
Fresh lamb burger, from scratch buns, ketchup and mustard.
[Kyle Turris] Not sure what was worse to watch at pregame meal: Karl putting ketchup all over his spaghetti Or Neiler putting ranch dressing all over his spaghetti twitter.com/kyleturris/st…
depression meal: microwaved boca patty w/ chao, mayo and ketchup and a huge banana
What i ate daily while in prison. My vegan soup sandwiches. Halfway boiled noodles, refried beans with sugar, ketchup, mustard, pickle, and takis. Tastes way better then you think. imgur.com/GqWF3Cm
Does ketchup/red sauce belong in the fridge or the cupboard?
Contentious issue in our house - settle it for us
The Purple Babies are here! As modelled by my beautiful Doggy, Ketchup
Wanna join me and become stronger ketchup fans over at
Tomato sauce (ketchup) from homegrown tomatoes that were donated to our student community. Such a rich flavour already, can't wait to try it in a month or so.
Chris and Paulie eating ketchup packets
This is one of the funniest things to me. They've been out in the woods for a couple hours, and they're already scarfing old condiments like they've been starving for weeks. Just goes to show that the mob life isn't going to prepare you to get lost in the woods
You always see people using ketchup for their fries or tater tots, but never for their baked potatoes or mashed potatoes
ketchup is disgusting and over rated. it is the worst condiment.
i never liked ketchup, not even as a child. i remember cafeterias in school smelled so strongly of ketchup. i would always sit outside, or skip lunch all together and sit in the library. ketchup smells like hot garbage. it takes away all other flavors! i hadn't had ketchup in such a long time, a few months ago i had my 1st whopper from BK, asked for no ketchup....but when i bit into the burger it tasted awful. sweet and rotten. i didn't even know what it was until i lifted the bun, and alas... it was ketchup. i couldn't get the taste out of my mouth. it tastes like puke. i always see kids drench their food in ketchup and it just repulses me. i know i can't be the only one...
Brought my friend to Rochester for his first plate. His plate consists of two burgers, fries, and ketchup. 1 upvote = 1 disrespect.