Forgetting to shake the ketchup bottle and getting watery ketchup pre cum over your bacon sandwich.
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can’t read any of it.
CINDY, DIDN’T I TELL YOU NOT TO MIX THE CANDY AND THE KETCHUP TOGETHER?
ketchup tastes like shit anyways
Mustard is superior to ketchup.
Ketchup seems to be the go-to condiment for literally everything. You put on fries, hotdogs, meatloaf, etc. Its inclusion with practically every fast food meal you order is the standard, and I don't get it. It's too sweet, and it overpowers whatever you put it on. Now, don't get me wrong; I enjoy ketchup on fries.
But mustard is infinitely better in every way.
It pairs well with food, rather than dominate it. There's multiple types of mustard, but only one ketchup (spicy brown, anyone?) All of the items I listed above are better with mustard, and I will have stern words for whoever disagrees. Oh, and the best part? It's healthier! While ketchup is over there with it's corn syrup, mustard is living life from just a seed.
Nobody disagrees on how to spell 'mustard' (i.e. 'catsup' vs 'ketchup'.)
made hats out of ketchup holders(?)
it is perfectly fine to eat fries with ketchup but an absolute hate crime to put ketchup on mashed potatoes
my girlfriends salad. lettuce, ketchup and mayo. Bone apple teeth
I asked for ketchup on my chicken sandwich and this is what I got
McDonalds‘ standard burger does not include mustard when ordered at NY metro area locations (only ketchup), but does include mustard as part of the default burger at most other U.S. locations. What are other examples of corporations regionalizing their defaults / “standards”?
Hotdogs taste better with ketchup than mustard. In fact, yellow mustard is garbage.
Mustard is trash on hotdogs. Yellow mustard is awful. Why make things taste sour? What joy does this bring you? Yellow mustard, especially on hotdogs, needs to end. Why do people do this?
Yes, my dinner was cheetos mac and cheese, cheetos, and a vegetarian hot dog with ketchup but I ate broccoli to “balance” it out lol. 500 calories
I'm into nuggets y'all. Ketchup and Mayo
Single bacon cheese smash with a sauce of Japanese mayo, siracha, ketchup and pickle juice
Where did the ketchup/hot dog hate come from?
When did liking Chicago-style dogs turn into people being weird about ketchup? Was a ketchup plant moved out of Chicago at some point? Was it big mustard turning the screws? I want to know!
I've read about the origins of the Chicago style dog. I'm not from here but I like them a lot! I live a few steps from RHR, all good. Just trying to figure out what ketchup ever did to Chicago.
Made myself a double cheeseburger. Keeping it simple with ketchup, mustard, and pickles.
Even ketchup has sugar in it you dense cement head
I crocheted Molly and Ketchup! 💕
I grew up putting ketchup on my grilled cheese and when I got to college my roommates are calling my weird, am I the only one who puts ketchup on grilled cheese??
Please don't tell me he puts ketchup on it.
Miért hiszik azt az emberek (kb egész Európában ezt láttam), hogy a felbontott Ketchup-ot, nem kell a hűtőbe tenni?
Angliában, Németországban, Spanyolországban és Magyarországon 100%, hogy rajt van a dobozon / üvegen, hogy felbontás után a hűtőben kell tárolni.
if you believe in making “love spells” out of ketchup, dog poop, and sage in a jar, you have no right to bash other religions or beliefs
(edited for clarity, punctuation)
I think it’s so funny when someone gets up on their high horse to tell a Christian that “God isn’t real lol” but then later that night conjure up some spell with a mixture of quartz, raw sewage, and grass clippings to get rid of their acne while talking to their magical rocks for “energy”.
this can go the other way around too, with other religions that worship a holy figure or a magical sky daddy. "lol you listen to advice form rocks?" while praying to a being they can't see.
Why is it your business what other people are doing? Be respectful.
To everyone, do you really think telling someone else they way they believe is wrong will change their mind? Do you think they’ll be like “oh, I guess you’re right. I’ll stop my religion then”. It doesn’t work that way. Believe what u want, respect others who believe differently than you, and be nice.
I’m a Christian btw.
Grilled chicken on alfalfa, spinach, and tomatoes with FODY ketchup. What’s your experience with GF bread? I’m testing it out bc I’m a bread addict
Carbonaut Bread - 2 net grams of carbs per slice!! Bologna sandwich with old cheddar cheese, toasted bread, lots of shredduce, and home-made special sauce (finely chopped dill pickle, white onion, Hellman's, low-sugar ketchup, mustard, dash of Worcestershire)
Killing is not cool (Ketchup)
Went to McDonald’s and ordered a cheeseburger with ketchup only.. well I guess I got what I ordered
Fried eggs with ketchup, jalapeno, and rice. YUMmmmmmm🤤😛
Chicken nuggies and fries with fody ketchup and mustard 👍
Oh no unnamed femboy has ketchup on his hair and clothes
Throwbacks of Kim & Kourtney at Central Park, New York City in November 2010. Also the fact that Kim’s a ketchup girl and Kourtney’s a mustard girl makes sense reddit.com/gallery/knz8im
Passing the ketchup is contraband
he smells like ketchup anyways
Does anyone else think it’s gross and annoying when they drop the ketchup in with your food? When was the last time they washed their hands? Did they touch money?
Just gotta clean off my white New Balances for when I go to Costco tomorrow. Hope I don’t spill any ketchup from my $1.50 hot dog on this beauty.
Looking for a Canadian snacker who wants to do a Doritos exchange. I really want Ketchup flavor and Zesty Cheese... get them whenever i go to Canada. Here are some of the flavors my local store has... any Canadians want some of these in trade?
When you favourite sandwich shop starts refilling the Heinz ketchup bottle with cheap, vinegary slop, ruining your bacon butty.
Commercial for Heinz EZ Squirt (2001). This ketchup came in a variety of colors, such as green and purple, with a nozzle designed to allow for "drawing" on foods. It was reviled by many consumers due to the neon colors being found unappetizing, and it lasted from 2000-2003 before being discontinued. youtube.com/watch?v=1J7Eh…
So that's where all the ketchup went
Tomato fried rice with tomato, corn, sausages and ketchup, I don’t know what I’m doing.