Juice

If pineapple has an enzyme that would break down meat could you die from prolonged exposure

EDIT: I appreciate your concern whoever thought I was actually going to kill myself with pineapples but I am planning to do no such thing

I have done this twice before at much lower doses, both times were intense but manageable and passed quickly.

This last time I did way more. I am unaware what the nicotine content of this juice was but I put a puddle the size of a dime in a spoon, mixed it with water and shot it. By them time I was taking the belt off my arm my vision went black and I was on my knees struggling to catch my breath. It felt like someone was pouring sand over my brain. My hearing went blank and for 20 seconds I couldn’t breathe properly or control my motor functions. I swiftly regained my functions and was covered in sweat with tachycardia and a slight arrhythmia. This is not safe but thought I’d share my experience.

I will not being doing this again. It was quite a humiliating experience.

Didn’t plan to say it, just happened. Prior to being intubated, a mask was placed on my face and the gas turned on. The anesthesiologist said take some deep breath’s and think of your happy place. I took about 10, and very loudly said ”here comes the juice!”. And immediately passed out. I wonder if any of the 8/9 dr.’s and specialists in the room got the reference, or all think I’m a crackhead. Worth it, 10/10, would recommend.

I know that this post seems completely ridiculous, and trust me when I say that I think the same. I'm at my wits end here.

My boyfriend and I have been dating for about a year. I'm a casual gamer (I play just a few hours a week) while he's much more invested. He dropped out of college, and when he's not working at his part-time job, he's playing video games. This usually doesn't bother me, as he often invites me to play with him. He's a good boyfriend in every other way, and always manages to make time for me despite his gaming "addiction".

My boyfriend is about 50 pounds overweight, and I'm sure this can at least partially be chalked up to his lack of a healthy diet. He rarely eats anything actually healthy, and while the two of us have tried to go on a diet together, he quit after about a month in, and gained back the five pounds that he lost within two weeks. He very rarely drinks water, and usually prefers soda or Redbull. Needless to say, he's really unhealthy.

Recently, one of his online friends mentioned something called "gamer juice", and my boyfriend asked me to make it for him. All it consists of is water and food coloring, and I assumed that he was just memeing, so I figured "why not". I made him the water, and to my surprise, he actually drank it.

The next day, I tried to give him some actual water, and he completely refused to drink it. I feel like I should at least be trying to get him to drink some water, because it's incredibly unhealthy that he never drinks any, but I think it's totally ridiculous that I have to do this for him. It seems childish, and while I chalked the first few times up to a joke, it's pretty clear that he's serious about this. He doesn't want water; he wants gamer juice.

So, Reddit; what do I do here? Do I keep giving in to his gamer juice demands, or do I be honest about how insane this whole thing is? Help me!

(EDIT: Bitches you are on r/copypasta not r/relationship_advice stop actually answering the question ffs)

I’m M16 and my grandma started living with us last year. She’s not all there in the head, think it’s dementia but hard to say because she’s basically been like that my whole life. She only knows who her kids are but none of my other family, she has to be taken care of like a little kid, and is just not there mentally. Like one time she tried to eat our dogs food because she thought it was cereal or puts our milk on top of the fridge. That kind of stuff.

Anyways she used to be an alcoholic back in the day. The other day she goes to me and secretly hands me $2. She’s whispering being all secretive and tells me to go to the store and buy her a beer (me an underage kid 🙄) an not to tell anyone.

I told her I can’t but she kept insisting and I knew she wouldn’t stop bothering me over this. I got an idea and went to the store to buy her that Martinelli’s apple juice. You know the little ones that come in the glass bottle. Then I went back home and called her over like if I was being all sneaky. She acted the same way looking around to make sure no one was around and I whispered that I got her the beer.

She literally drank the apple juice and made a face like if she was tasting the alcohol. She smiled and went to her room to finish drinking the rest. I was trying so hard not to crack up and after that she left me alone.

Later on I was telling my sister about it and the fact she actually believed the apple juice was real beer but my sister was serious. She doesn’t think it’s funny I “tricked her” and I should’ve told grandma I can’t buy her beer. But that was exactly what I did and she didn’t leave me alone.

Still she doesn’t think it’s funny to lie to someone and taking advantage of the fact that they got mental problems.

So I’m kinda on the fence here. It felt like something harmless to lie about that also found a little funny but I don’t know. Was I an asshole?