Always drink apple juice because OJ will kill you
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Billy Bob Thornton got drunk for scenes in Bad Santa. In the escalator fall scene Thornton actually passed out after drinking 3 glasses of red wine for breakfast followed by vodkas and cranberry juice then a few Bud Lights. ew.com/movies/2019/10/18/…
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[FRESH] Juice WRLD - Bad Boy ft. Young Thug (Directed by Cole Bennett) youtu.be/ghzdwjWrWcc
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Juice Boxx has a few choice words for Silky's excuses for partying during the pandemic
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TIL Billy Bob Thornton did get drunk for scenes in Bad Santa. In the escalator fall scene Thornton actually passed out after drinking 3 glasses of red wine for breakfast followed by vodkas and cranberry juice then a few Bud Lights. ew.com/movies/2019/10/18/…
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Someone had an extra dose of bitter juice today.
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Juice
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By Izfan Art, Milk or juice?
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How long would it take for me to die if I bathed in pineapple juice?

If pineapple has an enzyme that would break down meat could you die from prolonged exposure

EDIT: I appreciate your concern whoever thought I was actually going to kill myself with pineapples but I am planning to do no such thing

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Lawmakers with stock holdings vote in ways that juice their portfolios – Members of Congress who hold stocks in firms who benefit from financial deregulation are more likely to vote for deregulation. The same patterns apply to owning financial and automotive stocks, and exposure to equities markets. washingtonpost.com/busine…
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I injected (IV) nicotine (vape juice) last night

I have done this twice before at much lower doses, both times were intense but manageable and passed quickly.

This last time I did way more. I am unaware what the nicotine content of this juice was but I put a puddle the size of a dime in a spoon, mixed it with water and shot it. By them time I was taking the belt off my arm my vision went black and I was on my knees struggling to catch my breath. It felt like someone was pouring sand over my brain. My hearing went blank and for 20 seconds I couldn’t breathe properly or control my motor functions. I swiftly regained my functions and was covered in sweat with tachycardia and a slight arrhythmia. This is not safe but thought I’d share my experience.

I will not being doing this again. It was quite a humiliating experience.

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WCGW drinking juice out of a toilet paper roll? v.redd.it/zvwcw9tpfc661
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Juice throughout the ages.
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Forbidden Grape Juice
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MY BRAIN NEEDS ITS FAST JUICE!
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Spending $400 when you just squeeze the juice with your hands v.redd.it/31mmx8ortvz51
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While getting gassed by the anesthesiologist during surgery today my last words were β€œhere comes the juice!”.

Didn’t plan to say it, just happened. Prior to being intubated, a mask was placed on my face and the gas turned on. The anesthesiologist said take some deep breath’s and think of your happy place. I took about 10, and very loudly said ”here comes the juice!”. And immediately passed out. I wonder if any of the 8/9 dr.’s and specialists in the room got the reference, or all think I’m a crackhead. Worth it, 10/10, would recommend.

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These are Cucamelons, they taste like cucumbers dipped in lime juice.
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*Sips Unsee Juice*
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Juice WRLD - Bad Boy ft. Young Thug m.youtube.com/watch?v=ghz…
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Did a β€œdate night” with my son tonight. I bought sparkling grape juice and he said β€œWow! This is a fine, quality wine, mom!”
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Hold my juice box, I'm busy
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give me the gender affirming juice
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Apple juice kinda amazing tho
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Every Juice Album In The Style Of Every Juice Album | @sohosboring on instagram
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Eminem and Juice was the most unexpected duo to rap in the whole game
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[Juice] Proud To Be A @Browns #WEWILLBEBACK twitter.com/God_Son80/sta…
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Freakin Juice and his scheduled tweet today
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Hold my juice box cause well.....I don't have any "alcohol' left to drink v.redd.it/vb98m6vb5c961
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Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange
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I was a photographer on the Bad Boy video shoot. Here’s one of my favorites I took of Juice. Thought you’d guys appreciate it here. More on my Instagram @iso.tope
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My boyfriend (22M) refuses to drink water unless I (24F) dye it blue and call it gamer juice.

I know that this post seems completely ridiculous, and trust me when I say that I think the same. I'm at my wits end here.

My boyfriend and I have been dating for about a year. I'm a casual gamer (I play just a few hours a week) while he's much more invested. He dropped out of college, and when he's not working at his part-time job, he's playing video games. This usually doesn't bother me, as he often invites me to play with him. He's a good boyfriend in every other way, and always manages to make time for me despite his gaming "addiction".

My boyfriend is about 50 pounds overweight, and I'm sure this can at least partially be chalked up to his lack of a healthy diet. He rarely eats anything actually healthy, and while the two of us have tried to go on a diet together, he quit after about a month in, and gained back the five pounds that he lost within two weeks. He very rarely drinks water, and usually prefers soda or Redbull. Needless to say, he's really unhealthy.

Recently, one of his online friends mentioned something called "gamer juice", and my boyfriend asked me to make it for him. All it consists of is water and food coloring, and I assumed that he was just memeing, so I figured "why not". I made him the water, and to my surprise, he actually drank it.

The next day, I tried to give him some actual water, and he completely refused to drink it. I feel like I should at least be trying to get him to drink some water, because it's incredibly unhealthy that he never drinks any, but I think it's totally ridiculous that I have to do this for him. It seems childish, and while I chalked the first few times up to a joke, it's pretty clear that he's serious about this. He doesn't want water; he wants gamer juice.

So, Reddit; what do I do here? Do I keep giving in to his gamer juice demands, or do I be honest about how insane this whole thing is? Help me!

(EDIT: Bitches you are on r/copypasta not r/relationship_advice stop actually answering the question ffs)

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HMF as I drink this juice with a toilet paper roll gfycat.com/honorablescorn…
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We turning this into an orange juice subreddit?
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Claims β€œlifetime natural” in bio. In the comments to people claiming he’s on juice he’s offering to show his β€œhuge, non shriveled balls”
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[FRESH] Juice WRLD - Bad Boy ft. Young Thug open.spotify.com/album/5h…
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Young Thug - Mannequin Challenge ft. Juice WRLD youtu.be/jvQ4d_Our9k/
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Only the Finest Gamer Juice for the Mad Lad
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I finally finished my Bob embroidery! just a cat and his juice
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"You need to squeeze the Clementines in order to make Clementine juice."
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Missin Juice hella today. The energies low. Praying he’s up there, doing better than he was down here πŸ™β€οΈβ€” I also hope y’all in this Reddit are doing okay! More life, and more blessing for all of you ❀️❀️ sending love
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Don't forget to take your juice break
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Trader Joe’s sparkling juices. What’s your favorite flavor and why? How do you like to drink the juices - alone or mixed with something?
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If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella. If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.
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just a bro getting that bro juice for the broment v.redd.it/yoe7vbqgjdc61
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AITA for buying apple juice for my grandma and letting her think it’s beer?

I’m M16 and my grandma started living with us last year. She’s not all there in the head, think it’s dementia but hard to say because she’s basically been like that my whole life. She only knows who her kids are but none of my other family, she has to be taken care of like a little kid, and is just not there mentally. Like one time she tried to eat our dogs food because she thought it was cereal or puts our milk on top of the fridge. That kind of stuff.

Anyways she used to be an alcoholic back in the day. The other day she goes to me and secretly hands me $2. She’s whispering being all secretive and tells me to go to the store and buy her a beer (me an underage kid πŸ™„) an not to tell anyone.

I told her I can’t but she kept insisting and I knew she wouldn’t stop bothering me over this. I got an idea and went to the store to buy her that Martinelli’s apple juice. You know the little ones that come in the glass bottle. Then I went back home and called her over like if I was being all sneaky. She acted the same way looking around to make sure no one was around and I whispered that I got her the beer.

She literally drank the apple juice and made a face like if she was tasting the alcohol. She smiled and went to her room to finish drinking the rest. I was trying so hard not to crack up and after that she left me alone.

Later on I was telling my sister about it and the fact she actually believed the apple juice was real beer but my sister was serious. She doesn’t think it’s funny I β€œtricked her” and I should’ve told grandma I can’t buy her beer. But that was exactly what I did and she didn’t leave me alone.

Still she doesn’t think it’s funny to lie to someone and taking advantage of the fact that they got mental problems.

So I’m kinda on the fence here. It felt like something harmless to lie about that also found a little funny but I don’t know. Was I an asshole?

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TIL Tomato Paste/Juice doesn't get rid of Skunk spray smell on a person, it merely masks the smell and as soon as the tomato scent wears away, the skunk odor becomes noticeable again. wtamu.edu/~cbaird/sq/mobi…
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Quick! Mods are asleep, upvote for juice’s dancy dance v.redd.it/wfmmofgva9a61
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Forbidden Orange Juice
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Ants consuming juice v.redd.it/i3e6e93m50z51
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