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Harvey,the dog that told serial killer David Berkowitz aka Son of Sam what to do.Berkowitz declared that the dog was possessed by a demon that gave him instructions which he simply followed.The dog's owner,Berkowitz' neighbour, was named Sam. reddit.com/gallery/kyvwc1
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At the end of regulation time at the Supercopa match, Messi was too tense to stay in the stands. He went down to the pitch with Koeman and started giving tactical instructions to the players for the extra time and penalties. sport.es/es/noticias/barc…
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Stanley Johnson on playing for the Raptors: "I really really really really enjoy playing for this organization. Even though some people would say that I didn't get better, or whatever they think about me, I thought I got better here & the instruction I was getting was positive."

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Providing detailed instructions is reported to my boss as "condescending"

Just thought of this incident from mid-90's. It might be a bit long, but thought it might get a chuckle from those that remember MS-DOS support...

Background: At the time, I'm in my early 20's, fairly professional in all aspects of my job, and working for a business software company with less than 20 employees. I'm the sole programmer for "warehouse software", and the company has 3 tech support people for my software. I'm at a point in the company where I usually don't answer tech calls, unless the ticket's been escalated to me or there's no support staff available (out to lunch, at a client site, already on a tech call, etc.). So if I take the call, you're getting the most knowledgeable person that can resolve it.

One day, I'm forced to answer a support call, and the customer is already very short with his responses. I'll skip the general introductions and description of the actual issue (not relevant to the story).

>$Me: Well, that shouldn't be happening. It could be that you don't have the latest file version of one of the programs. We'll just need to check.
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>$User: Ok. Fine.
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>$Me: Are you at the machine?
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>$User: Yes. (slightly angry) Where else would I be?!?

It should be noted, that they have several machines running the networked software at their site. From what I remember, at least 3 in their warehouse and 1 in the offices. So how the heck should I know his location? Maybe he was in his office.

>$Me: Ok. Can you get to a DOS prompt?
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>$User: I'm there.

Now, for those of you that may not know... Back then, you had to use a 8.3 file naming system. And since the name of the software was longer than that, the software was installed in a directory name that was a condensed form of the software name with a version number. Typically, anyone that wasn't familiar with it, would have a hard time locating it in DOS. Whenever I provided support, I would always spell it out, and it eventually became a reflex to do it fairly quickly. I also always confirmed they using the correct drive letter, because our software required a mapped drive to connect to our server files and databases.

>$Me: Ok. Please type, C: <Enter>
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>$User: (silence)

A few seconds pass by.

>$Me: Now type in: CD\WHS_SFT2.1 <Enter>
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>$User: (silence)

More seconds pass by.

>$Me: And type in: DIR *.EXE <Enter>
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>$User: (click) (dial-tone)

Well, that was weird. Gue

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AMD's Newly-patented Programmable Execution Unit (PEU) allows Customizable Instructions and Adaptable Computing

Edit: To be clear this is a patent application, not a patent. Here is the link to the patent application. Thanks to u/freddyt55555 for the heads up on this one. I am extremely excited for this tech. Here are some highlights of the patent:

  • Processor includes one or more reprogrammable execution units which can be programmed to execute different types of customized instructions
  • When a processor loads a program, it also loads a bitfile associated with the program which programs the PEU to execute the customized instruction
  • Decode and dispatch unit of the CPU automatically dispatches the specialized instructions to the proper PEUs
  • PEU shares registers with the FP and Int EUs.
  • PEU can accelerate Int or FP workloads as well if speedup is desired
  • PEU can be virtualized while still using system security features
  • Each PEU can be programmed differently from other PEUs in the system
  • PEUs can operate on data formats that are not typical FP32/FP64 (e.g. Bfloat16, FP16, Sparse FP16, whatever else they want to come up with) to accelerate machine learning, without needing to wait for new silicon to be made to process those data types.
  • PEUs can be reprogrammed on-the-fly (during runtime)
  • PEUs can be tuned to maximize performance based on the workload
  • PEUs can massively increase IPC by doing more complex work in a single cycle

Edit: Just as u/WinterWindWhip writes, this could also be used to effectively support legacy x86 instructions without having to use up extra die area. This could potentially remove a lot of "dark silicon" that exists on current x86 chips, while also giving support to future instruction sets as well.

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What's up with Dashers ignoring the "leave at door" instructions?

I've ordered numerous times from door dash during the pandemic and never once has a dasher paid attention to the leave at the door instruction. They always ring the doorbell and wait to hand me my food. I got so frustrated that I tried putting explicit instructions in my address notes to say "please leave at door and don't knock or ring the doorbell". This seems to work about half the time. Do Dashers just not care about safety or customer preferences?

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I'm pretty new to baking, but I managed to make my grandmas cheesecake (with very confusing instructions)!
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Block my pay because (as per your instruction) I violated the rules? Enjoy having your own income reduced!

This all happened a few years back when I was in high school and distributing bundles of weekly advertising brochures around a neighbourhood as a means to earn some spending money.

What is important to note is that I did not work directly for the company that made these bundles, instead, there was the middle man who was also paid by the company and who oversaw multiple neighbourhoods in my area.

When I got my first stack of bundles (in total this would be around 80 kg of paper) I noticed that I had a lot of leftovers after doing my round. This is because here in the Netherlands, you cannot put advertisements in someone's mailbox when the have a β€˜no advertisement’ sticker on it. I informed the middle man of this, asking if I could tell him how many bundles were leftover and if he could make sure I got less of them.

His response was that I would need to do a check of the stickers on my route, and report the exact addresses what did not want to receive the advertisements. I realised that this would cost me a lot of time and asked if this would be paid. His response was that I would not get paid for this and that my total pay would also decrease as I would be delivering fewer bundles. But then he said: you can also just dump them in the paper trash, that also works.

I’m guessing that he prefered that option as it would save him some administrative work and because he probably also would have his earnings lowered by the main company when the surplus would be reported. This would probably also spark some questions as to the situation on the other routes he was responsible for.

So, doing as he told me, once a month when the paper trash was collected I put the leftovers in the bin, and that was that. Sometimes our own bin would be too full, so I’d put them in another bin that was already on the street (as we do not pay per weight that is collected, this would not hurt the neighbours at all). This went on for about a year without any problems. The company (and especially this dude) were huge pains in the ass, delivering far too late for my to complete my route and forgetting when I was not available resulting in them having to pick up all bundles from my house again after delivering them to me (and then getting mad because they forgot that I was not available).

One day my neighbours also started working for this company and this dude, and they noticed some bundles in the trash. They told this dude and here it comes: he blocked my pay and said I was fi

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College classes without very clear instructions make me mad. Can anyone relate?
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Then they proceed to not post the instructions
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Hi, I created the bot you've been using to give each other Galleons, Sickles and Knuts. Today, I am finally adding something that has been in high demand: the ability to spend your wizard gold. See inside for details and instructions

Welcome to the definitive guide to using the wizarding world bot

In short, this bot allows you to:

  • Give other reddit users galleons, sickles, and knuts
  • Check the contents of your Gringotts vault
  • Purchase chocolate frogs and collect the cards inside
  • Sell back unwanted or duplicate chocolate frog cards
  • Purchase (virtual) items from the Harry Potter universe
  • Give those items to other users

Now, let's look at the commands that make these actions possible. None of these commands are case-sensitive, so no need to worry about capitalization, but they do need to be spelled correctly. Also, for commands that don't involve other users, consider replying to a comment of your own or a comment of the bot's so as not to notify other users unnecessarily.

DM u/jmacdaddywack with any questions or concerns.

Give other users wizard gold

This one is simple enough. If you see a post or a comment you like, simply include !redditGalleon, !redditSickle, or !redditKnut in a reply to give the author some wizard gold (you cannot give these to yourself). Giving in this way costs you nothing and doesn't use up coins of your own, so give generously!

Check the contents of your Gringotts vault

In any comment you make, include the command !Gringotts to see a summary of the contents of your own, personal Gringotts vault. The bot will tell you how much wizard gold you have amassed, as well as list any items you may have bought (or been given) and chocolate frog cards you have collected.

Purchase chocolate frogs (and the cards inside)

A chocolate frog costs 13 Sickles. In any comment you make, include the command !ChocolateFrog to purchase one. You will receive a chocolate frog card (which depicts a famous witch or wizard) with each purchase. There are varying card rarities. The rarer the card, the higher its sell value. See below for a full list of available cards and their rarities.

Sell back chocolate frog cards

Say you just got your sixth Dumbledore card. Or maybe you want to sell back the legendary card you just received to help save up for a new racing broom. Whatever the reason, selling back chocolate frog cards is simple. Just include in any comment !Sell<first name of witch or wizard on card> and that card will be sold (just one copy if you have several). For example, !SellAlbus would sell one copy of an Albus Dumbledore card. See below for a full list of cards, their rarities, and their values.

Purchase ite

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You know, realistically, wouldn't Hermione NOT get perfect marks because she constantly ignores basic instructions and turns a five-inch essay into a ten-inch one?

All of my teachers either take off points for too little writing or too much writing. Wouldn't it be the same?

I've also read a quote that says that if you can't explain this subject to them clearly in the allotted space, then you're showing the teacher that you don't clearly understand the subject. Or, in Hermione's case, she feels that she should ignore her professor's basic and perfectly understandable instructions and write an essay that is way too long, causing her teacher more work than is needed.

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