35 pounds of honey found in my cousin's roof
Eli5: How exactly do bees make honey?
We all know bees collect pollen but how is it made into sweet gold honey? Also, is the only reason why people haven’t made a synthetic version is because it’s easier to have the bees do it for us?
"No offense, honey, but I just don't think you're qualified."
After seeing a bunch of similar threads, I thought I would post my own story that was shared by a coworker friend and her former manager.
Back in my call center days a frequent issue among our female techs (my team had about 5-9 on average out of about 200) was to get someone who would insist on being transferred to a male tech. This happened at least once a week.
My friend (Valerie) got a customer who insisted that he speak with a man before even mentioning his problem, saying "No offense, honey, but I just don't think you're qualified."
If a customer ever requested to speak with another technician for whatever reason, the policy was to tell the customer to call back. When told this, the customer demanded to speak with a supervisor.
So he did.
He spoke with the only female supervisor (Liz) on the floor (who LOVED getting these kind of escalations) who asked the customer why specifically he felt the technician who transferred him wasn't qualified to assist him. Apparently Liz had
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chicken nuggets cut diagonally and placed into hotdog buns topped with ketchup and honey mustard
Why honey? Something important?
[Homemade] Sour Cream & Chive Fried Chicken Biscuit W/Chipotle Honey Butter
Happy 31st Birthday to Daniel Ricciardo, the Honey Badger!!
[homemade] Honey glazed pepper chicken
Drunk bees and alcoholic honey
Honey can you go to the store and get a loaf of bread and an AR-15
“You’re missing a great view, honey! Turn off your video game and look outside!”
But they’re just cigarettes, honey
Oh No Honey What Is You Doin?
Honey Booboo looks like a Barbie! Unreal Celebrities Weight-Loss Transformations| 85 pages and nothing about honey Booboo web.archive.org/web/20200…
Yelp Dog training reviews are my new favorite honey hole for QYBS
"Dad, there are some weird dudes at the door..." "Just ignore them honey, they'll bugger off."
18 years later and Maple is still the sweetest bear around. Happy birthday, honey!
“Honey can you turn the oven off in 20?” “Sure no problem!”
I have 300+ jars of various brands of honey. What can I cook or make with it?
My ex-girlfriend loved to buy honey, in bulk, and various kinds. Since she is my ex, I now have lots of brands and tons of honey. What can I cook with it?
Honey this is a divorce idc bout ur games
My wife's grandmother has this amazing Honey Mustard Chicken. It was a family fave so we had her recipe engraved into a cutting board as a give for my in-laws.
Rick Moranis is back and thriving. He is slated to appear in a new sequel to Honey, I Shrunk The Kids after a 23 year hiatus.
This dispenses honey from the bottom
Guide to a Honey Bee Traveller from my bug fantasy world
After 10 years finally have another one! Told one salesman I wanted a 2 door standard. He said honey you're looking for a unicorn. Meet Unicorn.
Oh Honey, Oh Dear! by thecornermushroom
"Honey, I wish you'd talk to me."
He mocked, holding her severed tongue in front of her.
CaN wE CAncEl cHesS WHite stArtS fIrST? YT: Yes honey
A gallon jar of honey cracked and spilled in my friend’s car the other day
[GS] "You bought ANOTHER watch?!!!" "It's just a Seiko honey" "Oh, ok"
"Honey I'm going to get milk"
Thanks for not letting our kid starve honey
Partner’s on vacation, I had to work last night. When I got home around 10pm he proudly announced to me “I washed all the bottles! AND I made her dinner!”
Great honey, thanks for not letting our 10 month old go to bed hungry (aka reheating leftovers) And he washed THREE whole baby bottles.
Dad of the year 🙈
TIL that Al “Scarface” Capone got his famous facial scars from saying “Honey, you got a nice ass and I mean that as a compliment, believe me" to a woman. He got knifed in the face and received eighty stitches for the remark because it offended her brother. worldhistoryproject.org/1…
My friend keeps on gushing over the Honey Badger. So I made this to make fun of her. (We all know the AK is the best anyways).
Peanut butter and fake bacon bits on hamburger buns with Popeye's honey drizzle hits a lot different than you would imagine.. imgur.com/mjuRSfq
"Honey, I Shrunk the Heroes"
Should be enough honey for a while
Ari Ben-Menashe, Israeli-born business, security consultant, former employee of Israeli’s Military Intelligence Directorate from 1977 to 1987 alleges Jeffrey Epstein’s entire operation was a honey trap operation to entrap powerful people to become assets of Israel. v.redd.it/cjc5abnumq751
My first logo for a honey company
No wonder she used to call me honey
The Honey Ritual in the Kentron Sanctuary
A buyer requested an online seller to send proof that the wild honey he's selling is genuine
In Jurassic Park (1994), the triceratop poop didn't smell at all because it was a mixture of mud, clay and straw with honey drops so insects and flies would stay there.
TIL that in 2008 a bear was sued for stealing honey by a Macedonian beekeeper. The bear was found guilty, and the beekeeper received 1,700 euro from the state for the damages. news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europ…
So I set up a honey block teleporter connected to a daylight sensor - and I have never been so thankful for a sunset!
Honey Jellies: a combative monster without an attack
I created this creature because I was inspired by the Japanese Honeybee on a nature documentary.
Honey Jellies are small-sized orange oozes that live in hives. They eat plants and reform it into more Honey Jellies and amberance, an orange crystal that is often used for fuel. Some people farm them for the amberance.
When threatened, Honey Jellies will retreat to their hive and hide in the corners and walls. They wait for the threat to enter the center of their hive where they simultaneously grapple the outsider and begin to vibrate. When they vibrate, they generate lots of body heat, which most creatures other than them can't handle.
I used the following stats:
Damage Resistance: fire
Damage vulnerability: cold
Hive Mind: Honey Jellies always move on the same initiative order and move with coordination. They can communicate simple ideas with each other telepathically
Sticky: a creature grappled by two or more Honey Jellies move
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Accidental pour of honey instead of olive oil when roasting carrots and potatoes actually came out as quite the hit! Was mixed with cumin, paprika, and rosemary...ended up being devoured by others haha 😅
TIL the skin of a honey badger is so thick that it can withstand multiple machete blows, arrows, and spears. The only sure way to kill one is via a club to the skull or gunshot. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hon…
Buttermilk and Lemonade brined fried Chicken Thigh. Homemade Pickles. Creole mustard. Blue Plate mayo. Boston Bibb lettuce. Brioche buns. Local honey drizzle. Amazing.
Honey, where's my flamethrower?
Sorry honey, that’s too much of a commitment.
TIL John Candy turned down the role for "Honey I shrunk the Kids" bc he felt his good friend, Rick Moranis, was better suited for it. ibtimes.co.uk/john-candy-…
So I gave Honey 3 million Watts... (Spoiler?)
After an absolute ton of grinding I was about to put together the 3 million Watts to complete all of the upgrades on the Dojo.
She took me for a walk and gave me......
Her rare league card -.-
I recommend to quit gifting Watts after you get all of the EV training supplements, it's all down hill from there.
EDIT: For anyone wanting to take a look at the card, here it is: https://imgur.com/7E6cHXj (please ignore the dates, I had just finished raid spamming forever so the dates are crazy)
Today is my 3-year Partner Anniversary, so I am celebrating by having a Double Chocolate Brownie double-toasted, with marshmallow whipped cream, java chips, Cinnamon Dolce Topping, 1 Sea Salt packet, and drizzled with caramel, 1 honey packet, and love :)
a fu*king honey biome ...originality at its peak
I was told this honey badger baby belonged here
my thatcher, i hope u live forever honey 🥺
"babe, it's time for you to donate to my onlyfans" "yes, honey"
Just finished my beehive. Was a lot of work, and took a ton of time. I think it was worth it. There’s 20ish hives connected to automated dispensers for honey and honeycomb, but not all. Could be more efficient if the bees had less space, but I was going for design over function
People who replies to your valid argument with "Okay sweetie", "No offense honey", "Sister please sit down" or using the clapping emojis are just immature and clearly can't admit they are in the wrong in the argument. It's also pure cringe when they say it real life.
Saying "no offense" has got to be worst one of them all, of course I will take offence of what you just said. Calling me endearing terms that are meant for likeable social interactions doesn't make me agree with your argument/opinion.
Seriously, I don't understand why such the passive aggressive niceties. It's better to reply politely and not pretend that you're some big sister or a close lecturing peer to me.
That's the whole point of having opinions, of course people will get hurt with what you/I said but it doesn't mean you try that twitter tweet slang on me. It's just pure cringe whenever someone actually say this to me in person or in text, it's like they learn how to argue by reading social diss comments.
Using this type of slang just tells me that you're desperately hiding the fact that you've been deeply butthurt and you're doing a shit job at hiding it
Perhaps against the rules, but I’m enjoying a Scotch Whisky Smash made w/ local honey, Johnnie Walker Green, Italian lemon juice, and fresh mint from the windowbox.
I made a bumblebee caked as part of a conservation fundraiser for endangered species. Lemon cake with a honey cream cheese filling and wrapped in molded white chocolate.
I made Sohla's extra-crispy fried chicken with caramelized honey and spice! So many layers of delicious. imgur.com/pMAF080
This is Honey, and she just turned 5! Tell her happy birthday! (Apologies for bad lighting, the sun was peeking through my red curtain)
I’m so proud of my 7 year old. She heard someone say “Honey, I’m home!” and she proceeded to respond with “Pac-Man, I’m Jewish!”
In all fairness honey is pretty good
HONEY! WHERE IS MY SUPERSUIT!?
TIL honey doesn't spoil even after thousands of years, like pots of it found still preserved in Egyptian tombs. It is highly acidic and low in moisture making it inhospitable for anything that tries to grow and bees have an enzyme that leaves hydrogen peroxide as a byproduct of breaking nectar down. smithsonianmag.com/scienc…
i'm 13 years old and i don't have money to buy mod kits nor really know how to mod stuff so i just took some extra parts from my father's bicycle and made this honey badger XD (please don't laugh)
Found Honey Mustard Tendies in Thailand REEEEEEEEEE
The amount of bees in this outlet is so much that it is leaking honey
Honey, the _________ is on fire again