The Square Hole v.redd.it/ja5i4kn43pc61
πŸ‘︎ 66k
πŸ“°︎ r/dndmemes
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnixGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
🚨︎ report
An engineer getting the ball into the hole on a gameshow v.redd.it/l1jhg9hs0ub61
πŸ‘︎ 54k
πŸ“°︎ r/PublicFreakout
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Good_quality_OwO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
🚨︎ report
11 Chinese miners are trapped in a mine. A redditor comments a prayer to god for their safety. The canary has sung, there's drama in this hole.

Dear God Please keep them alive, protected and strong until they are rescued. Amen (+586)

>Humans are weird > >>Just let them have a fucking moment >> >>>God reads reddit yo

This is nothing aside from attention seeking

If an omniscient god exists than by definition it would read reddit (-1)

I never once said what people are or aren’t allowed to say, so back your bullshit off that one. There ISNT a problem with a prayer, you fucking moron. Pray all you want. Pray all the day long. God will hear you I’m sure. Sing your prayers. Write your prayers. Piss them in the snow. Go for it. Writing it on a forum, whose method of validation exists in fake internet points, is meaningless. It isn’t well intended, it’s so this person can pat themselves on the back for all their points they got for being holy. > >It's not that big of a deal. Getting so angry you'll call a stranger "a fucking moron" really isn't healthy. >> >>Healthy? Jesus fuck you people are ridiculous. I’m not angry in the slightest. This person is being a fucking moron, and so are you.

You have no input on me, my life, my state of mind, my friends, my time outside, my ability to let things go. You know nothing. (emphasis mine)

[Millions of kids shit themselves to death every year because God put them on a planet covered in water we can't drink. If he exists he doesn't give a fuck about us.](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/kzjaes/rescuers_detect_signs_of_l

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 7k
πŸ“°︎ r/SubredditDrama
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ThumYorky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
🚨︎ report
Trump’s businesses were already in a β€˜billion-dollar hole’ before the Capitol riot fallout finance.yahoo.com/news/do…
πŸ‘︎ 18k
πŸ“°︎ r/politics
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Archer1407
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
🚨︎ report
In Rome there is a door, that if you look through the hole in the lock you will be able to perfectly see St Peter's Basilica, which thanks to the perspective will appear closer than it really is.
πŸ‘︎ 59k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Drumcode96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
🚨︎ report
Holes started appearing after 6.4 earthquake in Croatia and they are getting bigger day by day
πŸ‘︎ 24k
πŸ“°︎ r/WTF
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jnip9090
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
🚨︎ report
Camera dropped down a 650m-deep (2100 ft) hole to study how global warming will affect Antarctica gfycat.com/linearearlygir…
πŸ‘︎ 15k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sabraira4e
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
🚨︎ report
Juliane Koepcke was sucked out of a hole in the airplane she was flying in after it was struck by a bolt of lightning. She fell 2 miles to the ground still strapped to her chair and miraculously survived. However, she had to endure a 9-day walk through the Amazon jungle before being rescued
πŸ‘︎ 23k
πŸ“°︎ r/HumansAreMetal
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusty_Crank
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
🚨︎ report
You guys are out here flexing all your good builds, I just like my big hole.
πŸ‘︎ 12k
πŸ“°︎ r/Terraria
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/summersuki
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
🚨︎ report
I entered 2020 with a gaping hole in my chest unable to lift more than 5lbs due to my open-heart surgery. In the bottom pic, here’s me exiting 2020 deadlifting 405 pounds (for reps!)
πŸ‘︎ 65k
πŸ“°︎ r/nextfuckinglevel
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/StarksTwins
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
🚨︎ report
[Leming] They’ll scapegoat DC Chuck Pagano & pretend to make some changes. Ryan Pace will make more aggressive off-season moves & put this team further in the hole for the future. Matt Nagy will continue to call plays with no accountability. Buckle up #Bears fans. Enjoy mediocrity. twitter.com/AaronLemingNF…
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ“°︎ r/nfl
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WorldTwisting
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
🚨︎ report
Dance Dance into 2021 | Car Hole Fitness reddit.com/rpan/r/TheGame…
πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ“°︎ r/TheGamerLounge
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JohanMcdougal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
🚨︎ report
Hole dug by a giant sloth, in Brazil.
πŸ‘︎ 17k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/juniorvander
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
🚨︎ report
When a star meets a black hole gfycat.com/elderlydiffere…
πŸ‘︎ 19k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychicSeagull2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
🚨︎ report
Ice tunnel made by water spraying out of a pin-size hole in the freezing cold gfycat.com/raretanermine
πŸ‘︎ 89k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/NovelGrass
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
🚨︎ report
Mistaken identity: A presumed supernova is actually something much rarer. What astronomers once thought was a supernova is actually periodic flaring from a galaxy where a supermassive black hole gives off bursts of energy every 114 days as it tears off chunks of an orbiting star. phys.org/news/2021-01-mis…
πŸ‘︎ 28k
πŸ“°︎ r/space
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MaryADraper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
🚨︎ report
Dreams hires analyst to disprove speed run claims, ends up digging a deeper hole (link in comments) twitter.com/dreamwastaken…
πŸ‘︎ 19k
πŸ“°︎ r/LivestreamFail
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahomeboy_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
🚨︎ report
You guys are flexing your good builds and big holes, I just like my dozens of hellavators.
πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ“°︎ r/Terraria
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous21539
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
🚨︎ report
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, β€œI’m on the 7th hole and you’re a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole.”

He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request.

She said, β€œI’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.”

Once again, he thanked her.

He finished his round, went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.

He went up to her and said, β€œLet me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.”

He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.

She said she was in sales and he said he was in sales also.

He asked what she sold.

She replied, β€œIf I told you, you would only laugh.”

β€œNo, I wouldn’t.” he said.

She said, β€œI sell tampons.”

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, β€œSee, I knew you would laugh.”

β€œThat’s not what I’m laughing at!” he replied. β€œI’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”

πŸ‘︎ 25k
πŸ“°︎ r/Jokes
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
🚨︎ report
β€œcan you do the liquor hole stunt please” here you go :) v.redd.it/xwp5esv0uqa61
πŸ‘︎ 17k
πŸ“°︎ r/gtaonline
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealMurda10k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
🚨︎ report
What's a case that led you down a rabbit hole into different sub-cultures?

The disappearance of Haleigh Cummings:

> Unlike the saga of Caylee Anthony, the now-famous toddler who disappeared the prior year in Orlando, Haleigh’s case didn’t receive massive national media attention. Unlike Caylee, Haleigh was not born into comfortable middle-class suburbia but rather a reportedly drug-infested trailer park deep in the heart of a culture many Americans didn’t know still existed.

> Poverty, ignorance, lack of job opportunities and multi-generational drug use combine to make certain pockets of central and north Florida almost like a scene out of the movie Deliverance. These are not towns you take your family to on that annual vacation to Disney World, nor are they stops on the college kids’ spring break tours. These are little outposts you might speed by on the Florida turnpike but that’s about it. If you did need to venture into these areas for any reason, you would likely be regarded as something of an outsider. Best to just fill up with gas and move on, but little Haleigh didn’t have that choice.

> Haleigh Cummings was born to Ronald Cummings and Crystal Sheffield; Crystal later moved to a different part of Florida and Haleigh was living with 25-year-old Ronald and his then-17-year-old girlfriend, Misty Croslin, in a Satsuma mobile home in February of 2009. Ronald was at work the night Haleigh vanished. According to Misty, whose story has changed multiple times, Haleigh was asleep in the trailer and then….she was gone. Basically Misty’s original story is that sometime after 3am, Misty awoke and discovered Haleigh gone. No signs of forced entry except, according to Misty, a brick had been used to prop open one of the doors to the trailer.

> Ronald arrived home, found Haleigh gone, and both Misty and Ronald called 911.

Credit to this post

Background on Misty Croslin:

> Croslin’s father said his daughter was difficult to raise, much more so than her brothers. She stopped going to school in the sixth grade and could not read or write when Haleigh went missing, according to her father. Others describe Croslin as devoid of emotion, likely from some traumatic life experiences. Croslin told authorities she suffered sexual abuse. She told a judge she was pregnant as a young girl. When she was 15, Croslin purchased a bus ticket under an assumed name

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LevyMevy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
🚨︎ report
Ready to retire this summer. Please find any holes in my plan.

**EDIT: THANKS FOR ALL OF THE INSIGHTFUL COMMENTS. I READ EVERY ONE, EVEN IF I DIDN'T REPLY.**Female, with no health conditions, will be 66 in March(full retirement date 66+2months, so, June 1,2021). I started Medicare this January and have a no-fee Advantage Plan. I have a total of just over $400,000 in all of my accounts total (403B, savings, mutual funds, small IRA). When I retire, I will get $2400/month SS. MY PLAN: pay off the mortgage of $25,000 now. Quit my job (currently at $60,000/yr) in April or May 2021, use my personal leave time (300hrs) for income until SS kicks in (June) and come away with a bigger cushion in savings from excessive leave time they will pay out (I own a house, I want a bigger cushion!). My budget says I can actually live on the SS with a $1000/month draw from 403B, giving me $40,800/yr to live on (and that's with over budgeting). Yes, I'm aware that I will forfeit the "8%" increase if I were to wait until I'm 70 to draw SS. But doesn't it make more sense to do it this way? If I were to pull out $40,800/yr (to live on) from my $300,000 retirement fund to live on, I'd spend $142,800 of it (almost half) just in those 3.5 years. With this plan, I'm only using $3500 from my retirement plan $$. Thoughts? Opinions?

ONE MORE THING: although I'm healthy, I work in a frontline position in a hospital, I'm being exposed to COVID, with "proper" PPE, many times a shift. Yes, I've started my shot series. We are being overwhelmed with COVID at this point. For the past few years, I've always said I had 2 goals: #1. don't get hurt #2. don't get fired. Now I add #3. don't get sick.

EDITED to add: the house is worth at least $180,000 and I'm always considering selling, and yes, I should downsize. I'm already working reduced hours (33 hrs/week). And I can easily live off of that. I'm not a shopper, I'm not a spender, I've always been frugal and quite frankly, have most everything I need. My biggest budget allocation will be food, I feed myself very well, at home, with restaurant meals only 2-3 times a month (even before COVID). I want out of the environment I'm walking into constantly. I think this is my way out.

EDIT (AGAIN). wow, awards!

πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ“°︎ r/personalfinance
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mamacat49
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
🚨︎ report
I like this sub but holy shit there are other punchlines that just "rip and tear isabelle hdoom you cant shoot a hole into the surface of mars loads shotgun with holy intent"
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ“°︎ r/Doom
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/based_cum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
🚨︎ report
Cursed_Hole
πŸ‘︎ 20k
πŸ“°︎ r/cursedcomments
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/NxtGenStartup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
🚨︎ report
Dear Diary... It's me, Cheryl Hole, and I'm ready for another week of me doing... Mediocre. | Monday Edition - January 18, 2021

Use this post to discuss whatever you want! Future dream casts, trying your stand up career, crying shenanigans about this season's robbed cinnamon bun... it all goes here. Just remember to be civil and keep opinions here and not in the speculation threads. Thank you!


Tea Checkers:


Submit a title for an upcoming Dear Diary thread by clicking here!

πŸ‘︎ 55
πŸ“°︎ r/SpoiledDragRace
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AutoModerator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
🚨︎ report
Getting swallowed by a black hole in Red Dead Online v.redd.it/10uyqnyc0q961
πŸ‘︎ 19k
πŸ“°︎ r/softwaregore
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Spazbandicoot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
🚨︎ report
How to replace worn out screw holes.
πŸ‘︎ 14k
πŸ“°︎ r/educationalgifs
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/5_Frog_Margin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
🚨︎ report
My kitty died in my arms at 5am in a pet hospital on Christmas Eve. It feels like there's a black hole in my chest. I'll miss you Cocoa <3
πŸ‘︎ 21k
πŸ“°︎ r/cats
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/awkw3rdsalsa53
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
🚨︎ report
My dog chewed a hole through his towel and stuck his head through it. Now he wears it around the house like a poncho!
πŸ‘︎ 65k
πŸ“°︎ r/MadeMeSmile
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RedIceBreaker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
🚨︎ report
May 28, 2016, James Cameron hired a dwarf, disguised as a toddler, to enter the enclosure of Harambe the gorilla. The elaborate scheme was retribution against Harambe for his famous lectures decrying the obvious plot hole in Cameron's Titanic. Pic is of Harambe lecturing before his death
πŸ‘︎ 14k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
🚨︎ report
Grilled Cheese Cooked in a Waffle Iron (the Holes Hold Extra Soup)
πŸ‘︎ 12k
πŸ“°︎ r/foodhacks
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gooberdawg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
🚨︎ report
Here's a late Christmas Present for my fellow Rabbit Hole Dwellers v.redd.it/t0w3vd24ts861
πŸ‘︎ 18k
πŸ“°︎ r/Hololive
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Kugek1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
🚨︎ report
What are some plot holes so big you can drive a truck through?
πŸ‘︎ 33k
πŸ“°︎ r/AskReddit
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Naweezy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Look at size of Canada's back hole
πŸ‘︎ 19k
πŸ“°︎ r/memes
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/_somename_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
🚨︎ report
Socks with holes
πŸ‘︎ 95k
πŸ“°︎ r/memes
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/idea4granted
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
🚨︎ report
Chimpanzee guides lady to a hole for a sip of Mountain Dew
πŸ‘︎ 82k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Vince_-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
🚨︎ report
Ah yes because Lesbians getting married is "A waste of Holes"
πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sub2Pewdiepie333
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
🚨︎ report
I fell down a hole of Mary GrandPré’s artwork; I love seeing these scenes come to life from her eyes reddit.com/gallery/ksl7bx
πŸ‘︎ 10k
πŸ“°︎ r/harrypotter
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/amit0k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
🚨︎ report
TIFU by sticking my finger in a hole it doesn't belong in

Obligatory not today but happened when I was around 6 at a bank with my mum. TL:DR at the end.

My mum was sorting something out at the counter and at this bank, in addition to the screens they had a small area to pass stuff between with a see through cover and a lot of holes. I discovered that I could easily fit all but my index finger in these holes. For whatever reason I decided to 'test' whether these holes were all the same size by attempting to stick my index finger in each hole (and ignoring my mother who told me not to do that as it'll get trapped!)

The first row of holes were as you would expect, My finger woundn't go in past the join so I moved on to the next row, about half way through I finally succeeded and got my finger in one. I go to remove it and test the next hole only to discover, to my horror that my finger wouldn't move. My mother, Noticing my finger in the forbidden holes tells me to stop again or they'll be trouble and turns back to the bank teller.

It takes a little while longer before my mum notices my finger is still in the hole and yells at me to remove it, I explain I cant and she (quite forcefully!) tries to remove it only to realise that it is now stuck firm and slightly swollen.

After a verbal blocking that can be summarised as "I told you that would happen - you idiot" the bank teller grabs a bottle of fairy liquid from the kitchen and attempts to lubricate my finger enough for it to escape. Even after dousing my finger and most of the cover my finger remains stubbornly in place.

At this point the bank manager decides that she needs reinforcements and calls the fire brigade. They expected they'd just send one of the cars but no, we get the full engine and six burley firemen turn up with lights and sirens, followed by an ambulance who had been dispatched because I was a kid. (LPT don't tell the kid the ambulance is only there in case the fireman accidently chop of their finger!)

The firemen look at my finger, try yanking it a few times, Spray some of their own brand special sauce on it and then try yanking it again. My finger resolutely stays in place and the firemen grab a small saw like tool to help cut me out.

Whilst one chats to me the other cuts through the holes around my finger giving me freedom but with a fairly large ring on it. They move me to one of the tables, sit me down and then gently cut into the plastic either side of my finger. Finally they grab the plastic and snap the remaining bit allow

... keep reading on reddit ➑

πŸ‘︎ 24k
πŸ“°︎ r/tifu
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingrpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
🚨︎ report
The best part of working from home is looking at the snow though the kitchen window in the morning and knowing I'm not going to be sitting on the interstate with 100k other folks getting pissed off cause some dill hole had a wreck.

Nope. That walk though the house, past the kids fighting about the crayon on the wrong side of the box, the wife wanting to know when I'm logging off tonight, the teenager that won't look up is quite alright. Just me and the dog headed to the spare room to log on and start the day with no stress.

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ“°︎ r/sysadmin
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16
🚨︎ report
Rishi Sunak eyes tax rises in March budget. Rishi Sunak is planning to begin raising taxes in March’s budget to plug the black hole in the national finances as officials model a long-term plan to replace both council tax and stamp duty with a national property tax. thetimes.co.uk/article/ri…
πŸ‘︎ 319
πŸ“°︎ r/ukpolitics
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CaravanOfDeath
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
🚨︎ report
People be having kids, not knowing how many HOLES THEY HAVE.

My mother was talking to a colleague (39), who she knows is trying to get pregnant. This woman was complaining about constant UTIs. She asked her, "Are you peeing after each time you have sex?" to which the woman responded......

"No! Why would I do that, and pee out all the sperm??!?"

You GUYS. After further questioning, this bitch didn't know she had a URETHRA.

Ugh.

πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ“°︎ r/childfree
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/w0rmsongs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
🚨︎ report
Shout out to this Srixon glove for lasting 11 holes
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ“°︎ r/golf
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DickOnTheFritz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
🚨︎ report
Bullet type thing found in back seat of car after finding hole in window. reddit.com/gallery/kogrxn
πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ“°︎ r/whatisthisthing
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/vipshortbus34
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
🚨︎ report
I did it. I set a goal in September to claw my way out of this hole. Here it is, after two years I made $187.29 in the stock market. Thank you WSB.
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ“°︎ r/wallstreetbets
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BimmyLee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
🚨︎ report
Ice dropped down a hole 450ft deep v.redd.it/7anqvkmpmt761
πŸ‘︎ 19k
πŸ“°︎ r/BeAmazed
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/memezzer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
🚨︎ report
Hero Tier List Based On Their Ability To Say "Fire In The Hole!"
πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ“°︎ r/Overwatch_Memes
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mattyeahmattyeah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
🚨︎ report
I fell down a recipe rabbit hole. Here is 11,082 cookbooks in digital format. Starting in the 16th century
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ“°︎ r/Old_Recipes
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gatlingardens
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
🚨︎ report
Thanks, I hate mouth holes in face mask
πŸ‘︎ 36k
πŸ“°︎ r/TIHI
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ALEXROY10000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
🚨︎ report
Dear Diary... It's me, Cheryl Hole, and I'm ready for another week of me doing... Mediocre. | Monday Edition - January 11, 2021

Use this post to discuss whatever you want! Future dream casts, trying your stand up career, crying shenanigans about this season's robbed cinnamon bun... it all goes here. Just remember to be civil and keep opinions here and not in the speculation threads. Thank you!


Tea Checkers:


Submit a title for an upcoming Dear Diary thread by clicking here!

πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ“°︎ r/SpoiledDragRace
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AutoModerator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.