Given how powerful and dangerous they are, it’s a shame no professional sports teams use the hippopotamus as their mascot
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Maya sings the hippopotamus song clips.twitch.tv/MoistCoop…
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hippopotamus β†’ equine
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Hexaprotodon sivalensis, an extinct hippopotamus from India
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Green Hippopotamus gang rise up
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Rare photo of hippopotamus
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A man working in The Barnum Bailey Circus on a Hippopotamus chariot. 1924. [442 x 333]
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Clay hippopotamus by Duan Xiang
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Remember your Hippopotamus Oath...
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TIL Hippopotamus Milk is Pink in Color. Hippopotamuses produce two unique skin secretions (so unique they're named after the animal), "hipposudoric acid" and its analog "norhipposudoric acid". It gives the hippopotamuses' sweat a red coloration, commonly believed to be blood (it's not). ati-holidays.com/why-hipp…
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Am I suicidal if I wanted to make a hippopotamus pen?
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Hippopotamus likes strawberries.
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Preserved hippopotamus fetus
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What do you call a PETA member that shoots a hippopotamus in the head?

A hippo-crit.

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Saw a Giraffe and Ballet Hippopotamus today at my local store in E.Peoria, IL.
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hippopotamus van
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Hey guys, it's the pooping game again! I have implemented some of your suggestions, including a hippopotamus, some physics to the vehicles, faster gameplay and power-ups (so far, I've only implemented extra-lives) Which character whould I make next? Keep the ideas coming! I really appreciate them. v.redd.it/cko46v438b651
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I once called a hippopotamus β€œfat”...

It was a rare occasion where being hippo-critical was the same as being hypocritical.

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Upside down, the VG30DE kind of looks like a bearded hippopotamus
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Who would win in a fight between a hippopotamus and a grizzly bear?
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Hippopotamus Profile

Common Name: Common hippo, river hippo

Scientific Name: Hippopotamus amphibius

Family: Hippos

Size: 11-17 feet

Temperature: 65-86F (be careful with sick, injured or elderly ones)

Ph: Doesn't matter, as long as it is fresh and clean

Temperament: HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE IF PROVOKED.

Care Level: Very, Very Hard, Very, Very Dangerous

Social: Should be kept in groups (females), unless they try to kill each other (males).

Food: Hay and grass

Tank Size: 10,000 sq. ft per hippo. Water should be 1.5-2.5 m deep.

Price: VERY EXPENSIVE. Possibly illegal. Get a license, if said license exists.

Description: Large ungulate prone to attacking anything in its path. Large enclosure needed, may or may not be legal in your state or country. Dangerous to feed, painful to clean up after, relative intelligence, need for enrichment, and social requirements just make it worse. They also carry multiple zoonotic diseases and need very expensive exotic vets, as well as bedding and a place to hide from th

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Hippopotamus Lemerlei-a dwarf hippo from madagascar that may have met modern man
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I believe Marshall missed out on the important need of a hippopotamus
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Just a Ford dealer riding a hippopotamus to sell some used cars v.redd.it/4a89kgyz0ik41
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Diego: Part hippopotamus, part horse streamable.com/kmkms2
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When a hippopotamus uses the toilet

It’s a hippo-potty-mess

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Come on, Hippopotamus.
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Hippopotamus by Hideo Komatsu
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The common hippopotamus can reach upwards of 3,000 kg, whereas the diminutive pygmy hippopotamus rarely tops 300 kg. The hippos are so distinct that the species are two different genera.
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This tree burl looks kind of like a hippopotamus.
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This Hippopotamus chilling with a bird
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Needle felted Hippopotamus time lapse v.redd.it/txdrmizq7ko41
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Counting seconds with spelling "hippopotamus" after numbers is a lot more accurate than just counting with numbers
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Mother and calf Hippopotamus - Western Plains Zoo, Dubbo Australia
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29 [M4F] Delaware/Anywhere - Is a hippopotamus really a hippopotomus or just a really cool opotamus?

I am pretty much your average tattooed bearded nerd. I roll more ones in D&D and life then anyone you have ever met. I am also an amateur baker, I make some pretty damn tasty cake. I love going to festivals, concerts, and driving back roads for hours in my car. So if you want to play some games, talk anime, books or pretty much anything else send me a message.

Oh here are some pictures of me if anyone wants to put a face to who they are talking to. I would love to get a picture in return.

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A Hippopotamus is going to University to study and prepare for a career in brain surgery.

He went to the Hippocampus.

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A sign of a stable marriage is owning a hippopotamus.
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Oww... Remember your hippopotamus oath
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The squaw of the hippopotamus...
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Bearing great similarity to a hippopotamus

https://imgur.com/55axI3Q

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The lower jaw of the Common Hippopotamus
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Gaten Matarzzo hippopotamus morph
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Bird sitting on a hippopotamus
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The Hippopotamus is Africa's river giant. Known for their bad tempers, hippos can weigh 5,000lbs, & are characterized by very robust, barrel-like bodies, huge heads, but short legs. This makes them poor swimmers. Their trampling through marsh and wetland makes them keystone riparian megaherbivores.
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hippopotamus β†’ equine
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Sparks - Hippopotamus (Official Video) youtube.com/watch?v=_j2CJ…
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hippopotamus β†’ equine
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Do other species have super intelligent individuals? The Einstein of the Hippopotamus?
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This is my hippopotamus Apollo
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I was promised he's 100% GSD but I think he has a bit of hippopotamus in him.
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Nestle or kinder (I can’t remember) hippopotamus wafer with chocolate goo inside.
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See you on the poop deck VS What is a Hippopotamus
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Remember your hippopotamus oath!
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Sophie hippopotamus
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🎢 I want a hippopotamus for Christmas Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles, no rhinosauruses... I only likes hippopotamuses 🎢 v.redd.it/s07rwc5gvum31
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After the crocodile manages to get the struggling wildebeest into the water, a giant hippopotamus intervenes
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I invented a new opening (if it already has a name please tell me). I am black and played the Hippopotamus opening, Nour variation. Is it any good?
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πŸ”₯ The hippopotamus, the deadliest mammal of the African continent
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The Hippopotamus
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Girl you look like a hippopotamus.

Lucky for you, I want a hippopotamus for Christmas

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TIL The girl who sang "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" was gifted a hippo in real life as a result of the song en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_W…
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Hippopotamus’ being able to crunch down watermelons like a grape scares the hell out of me
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What small mostly harmless mammal would be terrifying if enlarged to the size of an adult hippopotamus?
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Hippopotamus piano tutorial. I just discovered how to layer images, so the thumbnails are poppin now youtu.be/ebs0mbAsiKU
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You can put hippopotamus and flamingo in the same hapitat!

Not sure if this is common information but haven't seen it done defore. I just wanted to share what i found out

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I love this baby Pygmy hippopotamus
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