The teacher was telling us how to use sarcasm while writing a book. And the bitch started insulting us; a guy that had bad grades was called «genius», the girl with not great clothes was called «fashion model». They didn’t stand out for themselves and I (have obesity problems) was called «thin athletic» and the whole class laughed and I replied to her «thank you gorgeous» and the class laughed. Later when I got home, my parents told me that the principal called them to tell them that I disrespected the teacher, and I was like « wtf she called me a fatass » they told me that I have to respect anyone who is older. And after fucking 30 minutes arguing they are still convinced that i'm the shit human and the teacher is the victim.
Dont listen to that rule of « rispict inyone ildir thin yi »thats trash Respect whoever respects you and not assholes.
Edit: my point here is that instead of: « respect who ever is older than you » you can just « respect people that respect you, when you first... keep reading on reddit ➡
I deleted Facebook in 2011 and since, never looked back and if anything so glad that I did.
The issue now, FB is so integrated into day to day life people only use that for advertising.
I hate getting emails about "Win this product" then you read how to enter and they say, Like Us/Follow Us and re post Us on Facebook to be entered.
Or a restaurant which is FB only and clicking the link you are greeted with a million log in screens and limited information.
IMO this is a rubbish way to get to your target audience and I avoid companies who solely use FB.
Edit 001: Spelling
Edit 002: Wow. Yeah, so this early Sunday morning post has got a lot more upvotes than I expected. Thank you all.
I'm still reading all of the comments but here are some updates to some of the more common comments I've read so far.
Like if someone's being homophobic, or is making lewd comments to everyone's sister, or is just a regular, good ol' factory-direct asshole. Sometimes people just need to get the shit kicked out of them, social ostracization isn't enough anymore.
First off, my dad absolutely hates video games with all his heart. He never liked when I would play video games because he thought it was a waste of time.
When this whole Covid hubbabaloo started, there were no live sports, and he had pretty much watched everything on Netflix that intrigued him.
I proposed to him that I would play this game on the family room TV, and I told him it would be just like a movie.
ME -"Dad, I want to play this game that I've been meaning to play for 2 years"
DAD - "Oh come on, I don't want to see that, why don't we just watch some movies or something like that?"
ME - "This game is basically a movie. I'm 99 percent sure you will love it."
DAD - "fine, but if it sucks you're turning it off."
ME - "deal, I guarantee you won't be disappointed"
So I start off playing that game and so far he had not changed his mind. I get about 45 minutes in, and I ask him how he likes it.
ME - "how you you like it so far, dad?"
DAD - " it is pretty interesting, altho... keep reading on reddit ➡
Science is by far the most interesting subject as it is the study of the smallest things in the universe all the way to the biggest and brightest things. It also teaches how the universe works and how things on earth work. However the reason many students find it boring is because the curriculum doesn't do a good job at explaining these things and instead teaches very specific things rather then a summary of the subject. If it wasn't this way then it would make kids want to further learn about their preferred science.
And in my personal experience, and from what I've seen online, most people get sucky teachers who don't do a good job at making science fun.
I held off from watching it because of the bad reviews and apparent hate online. I heard all about how it was a bunch of sjw propaganda and they were forcing a gay Lando down our throats... I got none of that. I thought it was great!
I swear that’s the last time I ever read anything about a movie before I watch it myself!
Edit 1: Dear people in the comments section, I NEVER said women don't shame fellow women for not wearing bras? All I'm saying is men feel the need to comment more on the topic and frankly, it's getting annoying.
Edit 2: To the idiot saying 'and then you complain about getting raped', get the fuck outta here. You're disgusting.
Edit 3: Thank you for the awards! They made my day :)
Using my incredible pvp skills (and Mountaintop) I dropped a 15 bomb (world record?) in Iron Banner. After the game some loser had the Ghaul to message me and say "You wouldn't be shit without that Mountaintop dude."
So I messaged back "I know that dude, why do you think I'm using it"
So, I don't feel good. I have a bunch of symptoms (what they are is irrelevant) and they've been getting worse over the past couple days.
Before COVID, I'd had a bunch of fruitless appointments with the prognosis of 'idk come in if you get worse'
Well now I am worse. Worse to the point that maybe the ER is the better choice for me tonight, but I don't know - my actual doc is booked out 3 months, so can't get appointments there, even though that's the only one I can really afford.
So I called an urgent care to get an opinion - go to them or go to the ER. It's America, and my insurance is only okay, so the difference between the two places is two hundred dollars that I don't have.
So the urgent care doc listened to me say "I need to know which place to go," and then give a brief overview of history and current systems, and then said, "Well I can't tell you which to go to, that's up to you."
Bitch, that's the whole reason I called.
So fuck you, insurance companies.
Fuck you f... keep reading on reddit ➡
She writes as she's sitting in her air conditioned room on her macbook pro drinking a frapuccino
Edit: I literally never said America doesn’t have problems or that it’s the best country in the world. America needs a lot of fixing and you’re allowed to complain. I’m just saying the privileged people who think it’s the worst place to live in the entire world don’t seem to realize there are countries where the majority of the population lives on a dollar a day.
When we talk about restricting the freedom of speech, what we're typically talking about is the elimination of hate speech from the definition of what counts as free speech. This comes from an admirable place - hate speech is absolutely a social evil - but removing hate speech in general from the definition of free speech on a legal level is a horrific idea, because the government would improperly dictate (and thus abuse) what hate speech was. I'll provide three examples to demonstrate what I mean.
At first glance, it's easy to think a bee is a wasp, but we all got to look out for our little bee friends. Bee safe, bee healthy.
does anyone else hate the idea of working?
im not sure if im lazy, depressed, or both. i cannot stand working at all. its so depressing to be at work for hours on end. i dont think i will ever have a job that im happy with. i am only 20 but i dont think this feeling will go away. im about to get a job in an area of work i wanna go in and im even dreading that. i dont know maybe its just me being burnt out but i cant be the only one who feels like this! its depressing to think that we work to stay alive and that we will work until we either retire (hopefully) or die on the job. do people genuinely look forward to work?
My parents split up when I was really young because Dad realised he's gay. They've since both gotten married to other men; dad married his husband about ten years ago and mum married hers about three years ago. Usually I spend a week at mums and then one at dad's. However, Dad's husband is pretty severely immunocompromised, and they had to shelter in place for the pandemic so I haven't been able to go to theirs.
That's where the problem comes in. I've never really gotten on super well with my mum's husband. He's super strict and treats me like a little kid even though I'm 16. Like, I have a 9:30pm bedtime at their house and I'm only allowed to hang out with my friends til 7pm unless it's a special occasion. I'm also kinda punk/alt and so are my friends and he just like...openly says really rude things about them and mocks their outfits and stuff to me. He also calls my dad and his husband slurs and stuff sometimes. Being stuck at my mum's with him all the time has made things very te... keep reading on reddit ➡
> I was too quick to respond without being fully informed about his hurtful anti-Semitic remarks. As you all know I have ZERO tolerance for any hate speech!
Follow up tweet to Wade's first apology.
Than fake pockets. Why someone thought it's a good idea? WHY!?
Really, all we want to do is have pockets where we can put our belongings. Our comrade, we're tired of having to put our phone on the back pockets because the other ones are so small that you can barely fit a couple of coins or directly aren't there.
That's why we always have our phones on the back pocket, society made us do it. Please stop giving us fake hopes with fake pockets and/or really small pockets.
Pockets are important.
I’ve been in a long term lease for my current house for seven years. My landlords are a lovely older couple and rent is a steal. As a result, I live in a nicer neighborhood than I’d usually be able to afford at my age alone. Like a middle classish. I’ve gotten along with most of my neighbors since I’ve moved in.
Twoish years ago a 30-something couple bought the house next door to mine. They seemed like nice enough people. A few months into moving in they got a puppy; she’s a designer breed (golden doodle) which is fancy talk for a mutt. Really cute, I dog sat for them once or twice. They said it was their first dog together.
Last year the wife announced she was pregnant. Cool, congrats. Well as she gets further along I start seeing less of Sunny (dog) and eventually ask where she is. The wife said they re-homed Sunny since upkeep would be harder with a new baby and they didn’t think it was fair to the animal. She said they gave her to a good home. Responsible re-homing is nbd to me... keep reading on reddit ➡
Sleeping is the bane of my existence. I loathe sleeping. Even when I have a good rest/sleep I still hate it and can't understand why or how people enjoy it. Even when I've worked a hard day or exhausted or been awake for a long time, sleeping isn't what I look forward to, in fact for the last three years I haven't looked forward to sleeping and I'm legitimately jealous of those that do. The only time it's tolerable is after sex tbh. And not to mention that it's an awful waste of time throughout your entire lifespan.
But we are animals and we need sleep to function well and to stay healthy to prolong our life.
Sleeping sucks and I wish I could have more room by removing my bed
Firstly I want to start by saying I generally distance myself from this sub-reddit hard. There are lots of haters here, but I think its fair that I should share my story.
I generally read reddit purely as a research for future content. Either if it be to understand game mechanics, guides that need to be made or just somethings that sounds fun to me. That's about as far as I go with this reddit. I don't comment, I don't contribute.
I know you guys like to slam streamers / content creators, including myself when a change happens that you don't like. You guys see barely anything that I actually do besides the YT/Twitch side of things.
Firstly I report every single bug that gets sent to me via discord. This could be potentially 50 a day sometimes (generally straight after a wipe) and then down to 1-5 a day around now. I also vet these for ones that have previously been sent so i'm not wasting his time.
As I am one of the first people to complete all major content in the game I find maj... keep reading on reddit ➡
If the Edmonton Oilers get the #1 draft pick, just say:
RIGGED! Fucking Oilers yet again Jesus Christ how many #1 picks is the NHL gonna GIFT to this fucking team? Might as well just GIVE it to them every year until they get a Cup dynasty again! Never gonna be as good as the 80s Oilers or something, Fuck you Bettman!
If the Toronto Maple Leafs get the #1 draft pick, just say:
RIGGED! Fucking Laffs about to get yet ANOTHER forward to waste on this shit cursed team! Can’t wait for this kid to be an OVERPAID DIVA like the rest of their stacked forwards. Auston Matthews should have been enough or something, Fuck you Bettman!
If the Pittsburgh Penguins get the #1 draft pick, just say:
RIGGED! Fucking Pens get GIFTED another franchise player from Rimouski to satiate their BANDWAGON FAIR-WEATHER fans! Kansas City or something, Fuck you Bettman!
If the Nashville Predators get the #1 draft pick, just say:
RIGGED! Fucking Preds made the CUP FINAL like what, last year? Wash... keep reading on reddit ➡
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to s... keep reading on reddit ➡
Thanks for those of y’all that gave input it really helped.
I got a suggestion that I need to sit him down in close place and tell him I would not judge him for what he said. That’s what I did, we had went on a drive down the beach in our town, and when we parked to get out I told him that I needed to know why he cried when I gave him head. I’ve only seen him cry 4 times. He is always so strong and is usually the one comforting me, so I needed to know what someone was doing to him, or what I did to him to make him cry. When I asked he started crying again.
He told me that he never meant for me to feel bad. Essentially he’s not sure if he was sexually assaulted or he cheated on me. Last month he went to hangout with some of his boys. He said that one of his friends brought weed and the other brought a bunch of alcohol. My boyfriend got cross faded and he says he can remember most of the night but it’s all hazy. He said one guy invited a few of his girl friends and their little hangou... keep reading on reddit ➡