A message to WSB from the Director of the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund! v.redd.it/l3stpkyrnvm61
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πŸ”₯ Curly hair of a wet gorilla
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$265,000 raised so far for Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund ❀️#GMEToTheMoon #ApesStrongTogether πŸŒπŸ¦πŸš€πŸŒ•
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Adopted a Gorilla.
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πŸ”₯ At 7 years old, Ubukombe is a little too young to have children of her own, but she likes babysitting. The Gorilla moms in her group trust her with her babies as they rest, and she seems totally up for it
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Literally backed by gorillas.
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Baby gorilla and baby human reacting to a cold stethoscope
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Gorilla uses sign language to tell people that he is not allowed to be fed by visitors
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Adopted Gorillas
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Momotaro, a Silverback Gorilla living in Japan, protecting his mate and their baby during an earthquake and leading them under a doorway
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At 7 years old, Ubukombe is a little too young to have children of her own, but she likes babysitting. The Gorilla moms in her group trust her with her babies as they rest, and she seems totally up for it
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Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund has updated their frontpage with "APES STRONG TOGETHER". 🦍🦍🦍🦍🦍
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A Gorilla cracking a coconut open
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The gorilla glue girl deserves nobody's fucking sympathy.

Imagine buying a bottle of gorilla glue. You go through the checkout, pay the money to make the bottle your property, and take it home. You aren't sure what you'll do with it yet, but there'll probably be something down the line that will break, and that will be the time to triumphantly whip out the Gorilla Glue.

One day, you run out of hairspray. That is unfortunate, since your hair is unruly and requires some serious hold just to stay in place. You think about alternatives, but there aren't any that come to mind.

And then, you think back to the Gorilla Glue.

Putting Gorilla Glue on your hair is absolutely fucking stupid. The woman picked up a bottle that literally says 'For the toughest jobs on planet Earth', and 'Bonds virtually everything', that is made for use on stone and metal among other things. And she put it in her fucking hair. She says 'It’s not [her] choice, no, it’s not [her] choice' but it so clearly was. She wasn't forced to put it on, she made the conscious decision to apply it. That quote shows so much immaturity, she just can't seem to accept that she fucked up and that this is her fault.

She's trying to sue the company now. Apparently, the warnings about contact with skin and eyes can't be reasonably extended to application on hair. But if you need a warning to not put super glue in your hair, you should probably stay away from DIY products. This is absolutely not the company's fault. It's the fault of one fucking insipid woman who has less common sense than a QAnoner. That would be an impressive title, if her actions weren't so immature and plain stupid. That was wrong, blame whoever wrote the Gorilla Glue Wikipedia page or something

People are offering free treatment for her. I am an advocate for free, universal healthcare, but doctors should spend their time and resources battling COVID and cancer, not helping some childish TikTok girl who can't read that Gorilla Glue is moisture proof and permanent.

I cannot find the words to explain just how annoyed I am that she is getting this much attention for being so unfathomably stupid. She deserves nobody's sympathy, and if she wants it to be fixed, she should cut her hair off and let it regrow. I am usually a rather sympathetic person, but I feel nothing except embarrassment and frustration when people try and use their own poor judgement and awful decision making skills to put themselves in a position where people will give them attention for a few weeks. Especially when th

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Gizmodo recognizing the donations to gorilla funds. Wholesome stuff, guys πŸ’ŽπŸ™Œ
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Flea teaching Koko the gorilla to play the bass guitar v.redd.it/d8zca9ddrjr61
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My nail polish chipped and turned into what looks like a hunched over man and a gorilla
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Berlin zoo celebrates first gorilla birth in 16 years
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Gorilla mum reluctantly allows her older daughters to hold the baby for the first time
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Dummy thicc gorilla cheeks.
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When you run a Gorilla Fists build with Sandevistan v.redd.it/fx1476c2icw61
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When you spray gorilla glue on your hair. v.redd.it/h0w7gdhithf61
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An update for WSB from the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund v.redd.it/lgcuspg42go61
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Gorilla catches a pretzel and looks around to make sure they didn't get caught
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I, too, adopted a gorilla
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someone started a gorilla sticking in ZΓΌrich πŸ¦πŸ˜πŸ‘
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A study by the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund shows that gorilla families come together to support young gorillas that lose their mothers. The dominant silverback male plays a particularly important role in supporting young motherless gorillas, increasing time spent resting and grooming with them. gorillafund.org/motherles…
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Gorilla dads are armed with towering strength, a pair of deadly fangs, and stunning amounts of patience
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The Gorilla Tag modding community just released a custom map loader with dozens of free maps v.redd.it/9qsnklcqb6v61
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Gorilla with high standards
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Die neuen VerteilungskΓ€mpfe | Das Berliner Start-up Gorillas verspricht Lebensmittellieferungen in unter zehn Minuten und baut dazu in Wohnvierteln hyperlokale Logistikzentren auf. In Berlin-Kreuzberg zeigen sich die Auswirkungen auf den ΓΆffentlichen Raum. netzpolitik.org/2021/gori…
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Giant straw gorilla in a Japanese rice field
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πŸ’ŽπŸ‘πŸ¦πŸ‘¨β€πŸ¦½Hey Gorilla Gang! Wheelchair guy here from yesterday’s post (aka The Rolling Ape). You guys are the best, but please don’t do a GoFundMe for me. Put your hard earned cash back into some Moon tix for the greater good of the whole Ape family! I appreciate all the love though πŸš€πŸš€
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Gorillas get baby fever too
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Lady who used Gorilla Glue in hair, donates GoFundme $ to non-profit organization yahoo.com/news/gorilla-gl…
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GIVING AWAY FREE 1 OZ - .999 Pure AG - CONGO SILVERBACK GORILLA TO A LUCKY APE AMONG US...

..if this post gets 5000 upvotes OR r/Wallstreetsilver gets 50,000 Apes by NEXT Wednesday (3/31/2021) 11:59 p.m. EST.

I'll use a random number generator to select the winner on Thursday (4/1/2021). Post your number in the comments

LETS GO!!!!

Edit: only seeing this after 650+ upvotes...my primitive brain should’ve explained that every comment needs to have a number in chronological order πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. Guess I opened the stage to receiving many 42069 type numbers πŸ˜‚ .... at this point im just going to assign a number to every comment below in chronological order from first comment (assigned number 1) to last (assigned 5000+) and have the randomizer pick. So keep those comments and upvotes coming ya apes 🦍🦍🦍🦍

Edit 2: We’ve reached 1000 upvotes πŸŽ‰

Edit 3: Extended the deadline till midnight Raid Day 3/31/2021πŸ’₯ Together we can expose the COMEX sham fellow Apes 🦍 🦍 🦍 . LETS GO!!!

Edit 4: 47K members! Only 3K more to go before we hit 50K members & raffle this. Keep the upvotes coming. πŸ’ͺ🏼

Edit 5: only 4 hours to go! Need just 800 more members by midnight (EST)

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Mama Gorilla plays Airplane with her child v.redd.it/mmpjeyykhit61
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$BB YOLO because MarketWatch can kiss my gorilla ass for spreading FUD before earnings
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Gorilla playing in the pool and dancing. v.redd.it/mnlfv7ue04q61
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Haoko the Gorilla loves spending time with his kids, but his missus doesn't allow it when they're too young, so he "abducts" them, forcing the mom into a harmless, playful chase. It's sort of a family tradition, as he did it with all 3 of his kids v.redd.it/e0wriasi4hp61
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I pledge to create a new strain of weed. The Gorilla strain. A heavy hitting indica perfect for movies πŸ₯΄

Deadass once this moons and I get some damn tendies, im setting myself up to do a full scale grow op and ill be focusing on creating a new set of Gorilla strains. Some Silverback Aaron, some Smooth Brain.. oh it'll be dank πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄πŸš€πŸ’ŽβœŠπŸΌπŸ€πŸΌ

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I wish I was trained in gorilla warfare and that I was the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces.
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Tamba belongs to a family of Gorillas who regularly walk upright. They would normally do it only briefly, when their knuckles are occupied or in danger of getting wet/dirty, but Tamba and her relatives are comfortable walking upright for extended periods of time
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Where my 8.01 vets at? Gorilla go dumb af

Getting my 8.01 ink

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They told me it couldn’t be fixed and I’d have to buy a new one... so I disassembled it, cut a metal sheet in half, dumped Gorilla Glue on both sides of the wheelbarrow and bolted it back together. reddit.com/gallery/mhol22
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I was inspired by u/pakistani_in_MURICA and adopted a 2 year old gorilla, too! Thank you GME tendies! (Linked the website) #ApesAdoptingApes reddit.com/gallery/m47sm1
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Monkey Cake, bred by me. I took a Gorilla Cookies (Concentrated Genetics) and hit her with a Fat Billy (Altitude Farm) male. Cheese, rotten fruit, and gas.
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Gorillas sharing a family moment
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Gorilla loses appetite, lions develop cough after catching COVID-19 at Prague Zoo ca.news.yahoo.com/gorilla…
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I lost almost everything in the 2008 market crash. I’m now 4 years from retirement and got laid off at the end of March! Y’all gonna help me retire early so I don’t have to go back to work! Ooooh oooooh oooh. Gorilla strong!
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