The first says, "My son is so successful, he's VP of his company and just gave his best friend a car. "
The second says, " That's nothing, my son is CEO of his company and just gave his best friend a house."
The third says, "Well, my son owns 3 highly profitable companies and just gave his best friend a jet."
They look expectantly at the last guy who says, "My son is a gay escort who gets showered with love and admiration. He just got a car, a house, and a jet from three of his clients."
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out: "Are you okay? What's your name?"
"It's John, and I'm okay, thanks," I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
"John," she said, (firm loose breasts undulating beneath her white silky robe) "forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while and I'll help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife would like it."
"Oh, come on now," Elizabeth insisted.
She was so very pretty, very very sexy and very persuasive ... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed but thought to myself, "my wife won't like it."
After a couple of restorative Scotch and waters, I thanked Elizabeth. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I'd best go now."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, letting her robe fall open slightly. "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Still under the cart, I guess."
He goes back to get it, stops halfway and turns back. "What's up?" asks his mate. "Well, you see those two women at the tee. One's my wife, and she's playing with my mistress." His mate laughs and says, "No worries, I'll go get it for you." He stops halfway, comes back, looks at his mate and says "Small world."
He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached the lady, again with the same request.
She said, “I’m on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th.”
Once again, he thanked her.
He finished his round, went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar.
He went up to her and said, “Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help.”
He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did.
She said she was in sales and he said he was in sales also.
He asked what she sold.
She replied, “If I told you, you would only laugh.”
“No, I wouldn’t.” he said.
She said, “I sell tampons.”
With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.
She said, “See, I knew you would laugh.”
“That’s not what I’m laughing at!” he replied. “I’m a toilet paper salesman, so I’m STILL one hole behind you!”
Basically, Jess was disgusted and Bekah defended Matt, saying it's not that big of a deal and that she has many friends who would act the way that caddy acted/let it slide the way Matt did.
I know Bekah likes coming at things from the other side sometimes and playing devils advocate, but I must say I have never disagreed with her more than I have about the Matt golf tape. I have been the laughing stock of a group of men based off of my looks, and let me tell you, it fucks you up. It’s completely unacceptable, gross, and not okay when a group of men is ridiculing a woman based on her body. People have been commenting on her bra straps, yes, and that is a totally different ballgame. Nothing to do with her actual body. But it is especially fucked up to see the lead of the show, someone representing the franchise, let these disgusting comments slide. And to have it on video. I would never be down to have a friend who talks like this. And trust me I have confronted and occasionally kicked people to the curb due to this type of behavior. Part of me wonders if Bekah is more okay with it...because she has never been a laughing stock in this way before. Because it hits different when it has happened to you.
Idk it really upset me hearing her defend him.
Edit: I do want to say that I love Chatty Broads, and I do love Jess and Bekah as a duo. I do not want anyone to be discouraged from the show. I encourage everyone to listen to this portion of the podcast on their own to form their own opinion of what was said, since I am coming at this as a victim of body-shaming.
would certainly lessen the impact of sunsetting masterworked armor pieces
EDIT: getting back the golf ball should be RNG not garenteed, so that u still potentially need to go and regrind that golf ball for ur new piece of gear.