Have you ever woke up in the middle of a dream and the dream was so interesting that you wanted to go back to sleep to see the end of it? If so, what was the dream?
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An alien asks you to join them on a trip through the cosmos, youโ€™ll experience amazing things, but wonโ€™t be coming back to earth. Would you go? Why or why not?
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Jack Ma and other billionaires go missing in China after criticizing government businessinsider.com/jack-โ€ฆ
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How would you feel about a "if you accidentally scroll to the top, you can go back to where you were," button for Reddit?
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How do you let go of people who obviously donโ€™t want to be around you anymore?
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You go up to a bartender and tell him: โ€œMake me a 2020โ€. What drink does he make?
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Trump's second impeachment after Capitol riots isn't enough. He needs to go to prison. nbcnews.com/think/opinionโ€ฆ
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Why won't you go to the doctor?

Growing up with a gaggle of brothers meant that there were a lot of accidents and broken bones. Between weird rashes, cracked ribs, broken bones, festering cuts and ingrown toenails... the answer is always "i don't need a doctor, im fine".

One of my brothers almost died of a digestive tract bacteria he picked up abroad saying it was "just a stomach bug" until he was dehydrated and doubled over on his bathroom floor and finally admitted 'maybe' he should go to emergency. My boyfriend also will not go to the doctor. Hasn't had a blood test since he was 17.

Why won't y'all just go to the damn doctor?

Edit: ok I get it now. Sorry boys ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

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Which contemporary book, written in the last 20 years, do you think will go on to become a classic?

Can you imagine people reading something you've enjoyed now, say 200 years later. The thought is so fascinating to me. Which recent book do you think will stand the test of time :)

Note: just added 20 years as reference point, let me know if there's something written slightly earlier that you think would be a good fit

Edit: Thank you lovely people of Reddit for the upvotes , awards , and healthy discussion. Brb as I happily add so many of the excellent suggestions below to my to-be-read shelf!

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If you've ever wanted to see a sunset on another planet, here you go. This beautiful sunset was taken on the Martian surface by Curiosity on April 15th, 2015.
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TIL Frank Sinatra was an avid supporter of civil rights. He was a generous financial supporter of Martin Luther King Jr, and was recruited by him to join the civil rights marches in the south. He would go on to receive a lifetime award from the NAACP. jazziz.com/sinatra100-fraโ€ฆ
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The door to the dining area of the Alcobaรงa Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks who got too fat were forced to go into fasting.
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What's your go-to "badass loner night driving" song?
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Haha net go brrrrrrrr v.redd.it/luvupvkegic61
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What's something that's not right about your body, but not serious enough to go to a doctor about?
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Douglas Adams once wrote, โ€œI may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be,โ€ how might this quote describe an experience in your life?
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My dog's first day home after living in a shelter for over 3 years. He's worried if he falls asleep, it will all go away. v.redd.it/rjr6rxewpac61
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"Girls go out wearing tiny, tight skimpy outfits, I mean they have the choice to wear something else. Something less provocative, so really girls are asking for it"

If you're out in public and I see you're not wearing any protective headgear does that give me the right to smash in your skull with a hammer? I mean you asked for it, since you're not wearing something to protect your head.

You don't have the right to sexaully harras or sexaully assault someone just because of the clothes they are wearing.

Edit: I am disgusted with how the second this hit hot I had people in the comments saying that a woman's outfit is the reason she gets rape and constantly victim blaming , fuck anyone who says that.

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My dear mother has come out of retirement after 5 years to go stab people in the arm. She did 60 jabs yesterday! Anyway it dawned on me most of you guys probably haven't seen inside a mass vaccination centre. So, here you go...
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โ€œTwo shots of tequila; one shot of water. No reaction. Go!โ€ v.redd.it/l64bnhms37c61
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In depression your brain refuses to produce the happy hormone as a reward for your brain cells for doing what they're supposed to do. And your cells go on strike, refusing to work for no pay, and the whole system goes crashing down for the benefit of absolutely nobody involved.
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Guys my dad is no longer transphobic. It was my birthday today and he got me this gift. I cried my eyes out. He chose me over his beliefs. This is what the shirt looks like from the front and back. Im pre-T and got a long way to go, its nice to know that I got support from my familyโค๏ธ
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I'm not walking in the mud so you don't have to let go of your fella's hand. He's not going to run into traffic Sarah. He's 35..
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LPT: If you don't drink but still go to bars for social events, ask the bartender to give you a soda but make it look like a cocktail. All bartenders will do this if asked. Enjoy being spared the tons of "why aren't you drinking?' questions.

I don't drink simply because I don't enjoy alcohol. However, I still enjoy going to bars to socialize with friends. If I am clearly just drinking water, I am always inundated with questions about why I'm not drinking. People get very nervous drinking around a sober person. I learned this trick from a friend who is a recovering alcoholic and it has made my social life much more enjoyable! I typically ask for a seltzer with a shot of grenadine. A lot of times the bartender won't even charge you, which is another nice benefit. But remember to tip them regardless!

Edit: but don't go to bars or social events during pandemic

Edit 2: I have gotten the comment many times that you shouldn't be friends with people who judge you for not drinking or pressure you to drink. I 100% AGREE. However, this is really a problem in large social circles with acquaintances, at family events such as weddings, and especially at work functions. This tip is just a way to avoid being harassed about why you're not drinking in those situations. It's particularly bad for women, who will get asked so many times if they're pregnant. Sometimes it's more worth it to just fake it than to be confrontational, especially if you want to just relax and enjoy yourself!

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ELI5: You're not supposed to defrost meats in warm water due to harmful bacteria growth, you're not supposed to leave food at room temperature for long without being refrigerated because of harmful growth but, when you go to a buffet, food can sit out for hours under heat lamps and be fine?
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My immune system boutta go into overdrive
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I went to go eat my cheesecake and almost poured ketchup all over it. They put a ketchup container inside with my โ€œstrawberry cheesecakeโ€ instead of the strawberry toping.
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Girl wants to go to the Soviet Union v.redd.it/xwfvzpqttta61
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AITA for wanting to go to college even though my siblings need me?

Hey, Iโ€™ll get straight to it. I(17f) am the oldest of 9(15m, 13m, 13f, 12m, 10f, 7m, 5f, 2m) My mother is a single mother who works hard to supply for us but relies mostly off child support(as my most of my siblings and I have different fathers). Though Iโ€™m only a half sister to most of my siblings, I still love them all very much and try my very best treat them as equal.

I got a job at 14 to help make extra cash and my days normally consist of getting up early to help get all the kiddos to school(or getting online for virtual school) and then going to my classes of the day(Iโ€™m a junior in high school) before going to work right when school ends and getting home a little before midnight. During the day while Iโ€™m in class, Iโ€™m still watching my 2 year old brother and making sure all the other kids are still in class/paying attention. My mom works at a small restaurant nearby from around 7am-3pm, but when sheโ€™s home mostly just sleeps because sheโ€™s tired from her long shifts.

Now for the actual AITA. Recently Iโ€™ve been looking at and getting ready to apply to colleges but havenโ€™t told my mother. She went through my laptop the other day and found out what I was looking up financial aid and looking at some state schools a bit farther away(600-700 miles) and got really upset. She started crying saying she couldnโ€™t afford to send me to school and that she couldnโ€™t continue to care for my siblings without me. I felt really bad and apologized and we just sorta dropped it, but I didnโ€™t plan on stopping searching. I mentioned the other day I was really interested in a nearby state school(one state over) that offered my major and was cheaper than in state tuition at my state school. I was super excited and told my mom. She completely blew up at me. She kept telling me how selfish I was to abandon our family and that if I left Iโ€™d be setting my family up to fail. She started yelling and crying and soon my siblings got upset and also started crying too. It was a mess that left me really conflicted.

On one hand, I donโ€™t want to be selfish and prioritize my future over my siblings but on the other hand, Iโ€™m just exhausted. Iโ€™m so so tired on running on 4 hours of sleep and then just spending all day either working, babysitting, or doing school. I understand thatโ€™s how life is and that itโ€™s just hard and I have to learn to deal but at the same time it all feels so frustrating. I see all these other kids my age going out and having fun and doing teen things and it mak

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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Does this go here? WE r LOOKN FOR KIDS TO WATCH 10 DOLLA PER KID
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Ready to go
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Damian Lillard: "I feel like I'm living my life in a box, I'll go to practice, I go back home. I don't go anywhere else. I can't go to dinner, go to a movie or hang out with my family cause my family members they have lives. I live on my phone cause I can't interact with people in person basically" streamable.com/prk3rz
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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in.

The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. Then, pees into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about?

I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She pees into a toilet and she gets in!

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, A Royal Flush beats a Pair. no matter how big they are.

Edit: Obligatory "Wow, this blew up!" message. Thanks for all the awards!

To those calling this out as a repost, I wasn't aware but fair enough. My dad told it to me and he's chuffed that you all like it! And as far as I can see, this has brought a lot of laughter to a lot of folks.

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Come on, lets go! (Unlikely friends) v.redd.it/zbplrhd751b61
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Better go and collect your beans
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