Imagine buying a bottle of gorilla glue. You go through the checkout, pay the money to make the bottle your property, and take it home. You aren't sure what you'll do with it yet, but there'll probably be something down the line that will break, and that will be the time to triumphantly whip out the Gorilla Glue.
One day, you run out of hairspray. That is unfortunate, since your hair is unruly and requires some serious hold just to stay in place. You think about alternatives, but there aren't any that come to mind.
And then, you think back to the Gorilla Glue.
Putting Gorilla Glue on your hair is absolutely fucking stupid. The woman picked up a bottle that literally says 'For the toughest jobs on planet Earth', and 'Bonds virtually everything', that is made for use on stone and metal among other things. And she put it in her fucking hair. She says 'It’s not [her] choice, no, it’s not [her] choice' but it so clearly was. She wasn't forced to put it on, she made the conscious decision to apply it. That quote shows so much immaturity, she just can't seem to accept that she fucked up and that this is her fault.
She's trying to sue the company now. Apparently, the warnings about contact with skin and eyes can't be reasonably extended to application on hair. But if you need a warning to not put super glue in your hair, you should probably stay away from DIY products. This is absolutely not the company's fault. It's the fault of one fucking insipid woman who has less common sense than a QAnoner. That would be an impressive title, if her actions weren't so immature and plain stupid. That was wrong, blame whoever wrote the Gorilla Glue Wikipedia page or something
People are offering free treatment for her. I am an advocate for free, universal healthcare, but doctors should spend their time and resources battling COVID and cancer, not helping some childish TikTok girl who can't read that Gorilla Glue is moisture proof and permanent.
I cannot find the words to explain just how annoyed I am that she is getting this much attention for being so unfathomably stupid. She deserves nobody's sympathy, and if she wants it to be fixed, she should cut her hair off and let it regrow. I am usually a rather sympathetic person, but I feel nothing except embarrassment and frustration when people try and use their own poor judgement and awful decision making skills to put themselves in a position where people will give them attention for a few weeks. Especially when th... keep reading on reddit ➡
When I was younger I had a cute lego set I was gifted on Xmas and one of my pesky cousins went and pushed it off the table shattering it. I regretted not having used glue since I knew he was coming soon for new years. Now I build all of my lego figures and it makes them shatterproof if they ever fall of their shelf.
Now I get sex 24/7
Here in Northern Virginia, it's our despising of motorists with Maryland plates.
Since joining this sub, it appears to be an undying loathing of the Michigan St NE Taco Bell and Service Professor.