Geese are stupid and should be decked any time they try to start some shit

Lemme set the scene. You're walking in the park with your SO, and a feathery football shaped ball of anger comes running up and squawking at you, when all you did was mind your own damn business. This little bastard is going out of his way to fuck with you, and that's not what mother nature intended. So you decide to remind this fluffy little shit where he stands on the food chain by punting that bastard like it was 55 yards to the goalposts, and bam. No more goose problem.

But what do we get instead? "Oh nooooo dont hit that goose it's just angryyyyyy" BITCH THAT MOTHERFUCKER FORGOT THAT WE USED TO COOK AND EAT HIM AMD HIS FAMILY. But at some point, we decided that they were gods gift to earth and whenever we saw them in a park or on the side of the road, you should just run away and leave it alone. Fuck. That. I wanna power bomb that bastard so hard that he'll feel like he got T-Boned by an aircraft carrier. If anything, I'm helping the rest of these shitbrained bendy straw neck ass

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I shot this photo in Michigan. 2 geese flying over some trees on an overcast day!
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I wish every time geese honked, they'd explode in a cloud of confetti.
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My brother sent me a pic of these fat little angels from Denver, Colorado and it made my day. He said 'ooooh, geese!' on the phone. Geese make everyone happy ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฃ
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Angel's last day included barking at geese in the park and frozen yogurt. Love you always.
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Geese are good but what do we think of swans?

Are they a 1/10, 5/10, or 10/10?

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Just ordered 50 white Chinese geese!

They'll be here late April. I have a lot of experience with chickens but none with geese. Any tips? Going to be using them as weeders for my hemp field. What size coop/house will I need for a flock that size? They'll have full time access to my open air aquaponic pond which is about 100'*50'*10'. They'll be fed broad leaf weeds at 1 week old and then put out to weed at around 2-3 months old.

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Got out of my vehicle this morning to capture this video of what I imagine is tens of thousands of snow geese in central Illinois. Definitely a cool thing to witness! v.redd.it/d8kiqpwq24f41
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The government really is going all-out on these geese ;-;
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geese goose it is
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A flock of naughty geese appeared!
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Whenever I see a flock of geese flying, theyโ€™re honking. Do they just honk the whole time, from takeoff to landing?
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I have three male geese and eight females. Will only three females be hatching chicks or all of them since geese mate for life?
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Two big Irish geese
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When the geese let you fly as part of their V formation. v.redd.it/syo01nbx9ga41
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Got these cuties today. Chinese white. First geese babies any tips?
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Do geese often have bear hands? v.redd.it/aozb7kxbi4l41
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Tons of geese today..but can you spot a special guest that joined in Today (not a duck/goose)
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Flyaway Geese Hoop, an amazing 3 legged goose dog is heading to the roof top to push geese off that are clogging drains and damaging the roof. Thanks to this RuffWear double back harness we can assure he is safe. v.redd.it/3xhcgoyhvyb41
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Animal Control drops off injured geese to park near my apartment so I fed Betty (I dont know what its name is) a snack. v.redd.it/6xccqubepr841
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Geese out for a walk
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The geese near my house have right of way v.redd.it/dmqjiwrvy4l41
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Help? New to Geese. Goslings wonโ€™t stop crying.

I should probably preface this with although Iโ€™m new to geese, Iโ€™m not new to poultry. Iโ€™ve hatched, brooded and raised untold chickens, guineas, and turkeys so I understand about the need for heat + enough space for hatchlings to get away from the heat to self regulate temperature. I also understand what goes into feeding, watering, and keeping bedding dry. That part of things is all covered.

Today I was gifted four goslings. I suspect they are about a week old. They came from a feed store bin so as far as I know these are hatchery birds. I understand that goslings imprint, but I donโ€™t understand the mechanics of imprinting well enough to guess at whatโ€™s going on here.

They were, from what I gather, quiet and content at the feed store by themselves with no people around.

I got them settled in an indoor brooder and spent a few minutes holding/ playing with them and then went about my business. Two of them are fairly quiet without me there. The other two will not shut up unless I am

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Sign says no feeding in parking lot. I feed a few geese twice and they had to go and tell
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So excited to see geese on my college's campus again. Can't wait for spring and baby goslings. imgur.com/rFe4k9L
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These two were the First Geese I Had
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[Tidcombe] An absolutely terrifying story from Logan Brown on his birthday yesterday: He pulled his dad, Jeff, to safety after he had fallen through the ice on the Bay of Quinte attempting to rescue their dog, Boone, who had fallen in after chasing geese. twitter.com/matttidcombe/โ€ฆ
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This stupid lady let her dog get too close to some baby geese and the momma goose was not having it. So she tries kicking the duck when it defends her babies.. that dude telling her off at the end made my day. GOOSE JUSTICE โœŠ๐Ÿป v.redd.it/l17b55r6ijj41
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Building a glider to fly with the geese you raised. v.redd.it/iczctu4k07a41
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If they werenโ€™t intense enough. Geese have teeth on their tongues.
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FYI - I don't think we we should be feeding geese Fruit Cups ( or any other processes foods)
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Geese Goose.
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Can Ethiopia support a large number of geese?

Ethiopia currently has a locust problem. Apparently some people are bringing geese to consume locusts. Other people believe this could result in a runaway geese problem. Is there the water in Ethiopia to support geese in large numbers?

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I'm out of work for a month due to surgery. Gonna miss these silly geese most of all!
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Geese are the epitome of evil
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Can I punch/kick geese in self-defense?
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Geese are my favorite animals and I dunno why

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I have eleven geese and have some questions.

First a friend gave me two boy and two girl Chinese White Geese. Now she gave me the rest of her flock as something kept eating them. I now have two male Chinese white and five females. And three female Cotten Patch and one male. And five ducks of random races. My property is basically a wetland and they have their own above ground pool so overall they seem stoked. My questions are. Iโ€™d like to get eggs from them. Iโ€™m wondering what the best way to encourage this is. My second question is the male Chinese white geese are pretty loud and aggressive. Say I had them slaughtered for meat. Would having only one male Cotton Patch be sufficient?

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I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.

I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog

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Took the Geese down to dust, decided to do a photoshoot.
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Is it me, or do geese in London suck.
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Does anyone else find an extraordinary amount of goose-themed items at thrift stores? My roommate has started to collect them, photos, ceramics, and omg the GLASSWAREโ€” and they are all in the same style. I was wondering if anyone knew a history or origin of why these geese were so popular?
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What do geese dream of when they sleep?

Swimming honking and eating perhaps?

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Seeking advice: what should I be doing with Geese at a wall? v.redd.it/9gr0rtr6kcm41
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Conservation Order season in Missouri (19 guys-381 geese)
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GEESE
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Act cute and cuddly, my fellow business geese
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โ™ช Hens love roosters โ™ช โ™ช Geese love ganders โ™ช โ™ช Everyone else loves Ned Flanders โ™ช
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Boundless Geese Collection
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TIL a clown in a washtub pulled by four geese was to float down the River Bure on May 2nd, 1845. Hundreds of people gathered on a bridge to watch the spectacle. The bridge collapsed and 79 people (mostly children) died. wikipedia.org/wiki/Yarmouโ€ฆ
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the geese are very loud today

i think it is because it is mating season and they want some gussy (geese pussy)

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Just spotted the first migrating geese for the season, one of my favorite signs of spring. Thank God.

That squwak, I love it, especially now, really the heralds of spring that I adore the most.

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The geese at Annandale water services have learned to scrounge food from cars. This one looks like he might be trouble.
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Why are geese so mean and think they own the place?
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[X-post from r/HardcoreNature] Arctic Fox steals an egg from a pair of Canada Geese gfycat.com/snarlingunacceโ€ฆ
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Geese are the A-Holes of the animal kingdom

Why on earth are they so angry. You so far as look at them funny and they will hiss at you, what type of bird hisses? At work they have pure domination over the lay of the land, and will chase anyone they donโ€™t like the look of, or just fancy a quick bully before their afternoon swim. I canโ€™t even figure out what theyโ€™re contribution to the world is besides creating more hissing little buttholes ready to peck unsuspecting toddlers who came within 59 feet of them.

And the inside of their mouth is what I imagine Charles Mansonโ€™s nightmares look like.

Theyโ€™re not cute, theyโ€™re creatures of the damned.

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Thanks I hate geese now
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The geese are leaving us v.redd.it/nfcd47hjdwi41
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Busch Geese leadership giving remarkable speech today at BSC
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I knew this song was Porch of geese
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gamzee and tavros feeding sopor to some geese
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Hey guys! Here are those geese I was talking about last week. They have arrived and are settling in nicely. I have the pleasure of introducing Roger and Jane.
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[Savage Geese] 2020 Jeep Wrangler Diesel | It's Pricey youtube.com/watch?v=b84D9โ€ฆ
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Porch of geese
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geese
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