Floor

Gotta say, everybody's really bumming me out that my idea is unnecessary, depressing, dangerous, and a terrifying hellish nightmare waiting to drown, crush, or suffocate people.

My boyfriend (30/M) and I (28/F) have been together about a year and when our city implemented lockdown for the virus, he decided to quarantine with me at my apartment as I live alone and have a nicer apartment and he has several roommates.

Mostly it has been going well and thankfully we both still have jobs, except in the first few weeks I started noticing that the bathroom floor was suddenly always wet around the toilet. (The sink is across the room from the toilet so it's unlikely to be from the sink.) At first I thought it might be water but soon realized that it was definitely pee. I asked BF about it nicely, and he apologized and said sometimes he has bad aim. I asked him to try a little harder and he said sure.

The floor continued to be frequently spattered with piss, and a few weeks later I confronted him about it again because I think it's pretty gross to step in his pee several times a week, and it seems like an easy thing to fix. If he misses the toilet, I think the very l

So my(25m) sister(19f) is staying with me during quarantine because I live in her college city and our mom is across the country. I live in a two bedroom apartment, but the second bedroom I had been using as a game room/office.

Our mom sent her some money for a bed when she moved in, but my sister spent it on a new computer. Since then she’s been sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor. For about a month now she’s been whining that it’s uncomfortable and I’d just been ignoring her. Apparently she texted my girlfriend about it because when I talked to her she said it’s “inhumane” that I’m making her sleep on the floor and I should buy a cheap bed for her.

I don’t see why I should have to since she can move back with my mom, or sell her computer and buy a bed. She was given money, it’s not like she didn’t have a chance.

AITA?

He got this guitar for his undergrad present from his parents over 12 years ago and I feel horrible. He is being very sweet about it but I am absolutely horrified. Is this an easy fix for a luthier? I plan to call around tomorrow to get prices but I feel anxious that this can't even be fixed.

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EDIT: Since a lot of people are asking what I was doing with the guitar when it fell. . .it's on a stand without straps around the neck. It got bumped into and fell. I was not physically handling the guitar.

EDIT #2: Thanks for all of the information, tips and kind words! You guys are a kick ass subreddit! Really helpful and nice people! Good little community you have here! I can't believe how many responses I've gotten!

Schools: underfunded

Teachers:underpaid

Infrastructure: crumbling

Roads: falling apart

Homeless: Fuck you we put up spikes on the bench you tried to sleep on get fucked loser

Water supply: poisoned

And on and on and on and on and on it goes.

But full blown riot gear to squash a citizen uprising??

OH HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER! We got that shit for days! stocked floor to ceiling! Unlimited funding, all the money you need in the world!

They just rolled that shit out! Its been sitting in wharehouses and store rooms just waiting for this moment. Its absolutely insane and no one on the cable or network news will bring this up.

...until I heard him laughing downstairs.

Not many people know this about me...

So for some context, I always thought her house was haunted because of some stories she told me about some dead relatives. I was also friends with her older sister. We’ll call my friend Sandy and her sister Gina. I am also a girl which means I don’t have a penis, important later.

So it’s about 12am and I get the urge to pee. I’m afraid to leave the room alone to go to the bathroom and Sandy is already asleep so I ask her sister to come, she says no and asks why I don’t just pee in a bottle. So, she grabs me a bottle, I take my pants off and tell her to look away.

I’m standing there, bottle to my vagina, exposed from the waist down trying to angle myself into said bottle when all of a sudden Gina looks at me and we both burst into laughter. Apparently, I laughed too hard because diarrhea immediately shot out of my ass directly on to their floor. It was a mess. Shit everywhere. Peas everywhere. It STUNK. Before we even knew what happened, the li