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TIFU by unknowingly committing Nine Felonies and Seven Misdemeanors

Obligatory this happened 9 years ago but I still think about it every day.

It's a long one so buckle up.

(Apologies about the grammar and such, writing is not my forte.)

Me: $D

Friend/Co-Conspirator: $F

This story starts with me, a 'quiet but well liked throughout the school' 17 year old in IT class at my High School in a large suburban, two city public school district. We had one of the best high school IT programs in the country at the time for many reasons. Part of our class (of about 35) involved us going around the school to do basic maintenance on school computers. Although with the exception of myself and $F, our class never touched staff computers.

Myself and $F were the two students always finishing our two week classwork cycle in about two days. So we were always tasked by our IT Teacher with helping the school IT guy (district employee stationed at the school in the IT lab) to go around and fix issues throughout the building while everyone else worked on their classwork. Often, we were loaned the IT guy's keys and district keycard to go around the school and take care of business. (This is important later) Over time, myself and $F became well known by staff around the school for being able to fix "anything" so we eventually gained a lot of trust from our IT Teacher and District IT guy. To the point that we knew passwords we ABOSOUTELY should not have known.

We knew everything from the password to the surveillance system to the master (domain admin) password district IT used to access everything from HR files to grades to mechanical systems. This password literally let us access anything on any computer in the entire district. And before you ask, yes all buildings in the district (including admin) were linked together and no they weren't firewalled off from each other. Now we never used our powers maliciously as we loved our school and never would've done anything to harm anyone or damage any systems.

One day I thought to myself "wow, Information Security (InfoSec) in this district is atrocious, I wonder how easy it would be to test it from a student perspective, then present my findings to the district IT guy". This, would be the beginning of the biggest fuck up of my life.

(I'll try to keep the technical stuff to a minimum)

My mission started one day when I was tasked to grab a computer from a classroom and bring it to the lab. Easy enough. I was given IT guy's 35+ keys and sent off. While walking to the room, I dropped

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SLPT: document your felonies on social media for great bragging rights.
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YSK that opening someone else's mail is a felony.

Why YSK: From abusive parents to nosy neighbors, the stuff you order is YOUR STUFF. If it has your name on it and someone else opens it without your permission, even if they don't take anything, you can report them. It sounds like a karenistic thing to do, I know, but privacy is important.

Opening someone's mail without their permission can open you up (pun intended) to five years in federal prison.

Edit: I should have clarified that if you open it by accident, it doesn’t count. You won’t get in trouble if you didn’t mean to do it.

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Source: Seattle Times. They also report that Yary was removed from the Washington roster seven days prior to his arrest.

247 profile

Jack Yary is the son of College and Pro Football Hall-of-Fame offensive tackle Ron Yary, who played for USC and the Minnesota Vikings.

Jack Yary signed with Washington in August 2020, after being released from the LOI he signed with USC in February 2020. Yary had originally committed to USC in May 2019 and de-committed in November 2019 before re-committing and signing his LOI in February 2020.

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The time I took 5 Xanax bars and woke up in crisis with 4 felonies

Hey guys, I just got released from a treatment center/detention facility following this incident. But I thought I’d put the story out there jus to remind myself of how much of a mess I was and how much I don’t want to be like that. Anywaysss, so back in the spring/summer of 2020 I was going really hard on Xanax, taking multiple bars everyday I’d also go on binges where I’d jus keep popping them till I was knocked out. So May 2020 I was in my room just popping bars and smoking, I don’t even know how many I take but I’m super fucked up. (I found out later how many I took because my mom told me there was only 3 left in the bag and I orginally had 8) I end up falling asleep and I wake up maybe an hour later still high asf and I go to take another bar and see they’re missing! I immediately go to my mom and ask her where my pills are. She tells me she flushed them and I shouldn’t be taking them. I flipped tf out. I started tearing pictures off the walls, punching the wall, breaking things, yelling. It was like I went psychotic! My mom called 911 because she wanted me taken to crisis but because of the nature of the call 12 showed up also. So when they come to my house me and my mom are already outside and this is where stuff gets foggy but I remember a cop walking towards me, my mom holding me back, and then there’s yelling and I’m on the ground with multiple cops on me. I don’t remember much after that besides getting loaded into an ambulance, I don’t remember the next couple hours or morning after because I was restrained and shot up with haldol, Ativan, and Benadryl. but when I got home later that day my probation officer(I was on probation at the time for something else) informed me that I received 4 counts of aggravated assualt on a public servant for assaulting police and hospital workers. I had court In early June and was sentenced to a maximum security treatment facility (because I am a juvenile I was given a light sentence) but I got there July 22nd, completed my treatment, and I’m home now and haven’t done xans since. I hope to stay off them because I don’t wanna be like that ever again.

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The next time your Johnson doesn’t front at least 50% for the felony
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Sen. Thom Tillis is attempting to turn DMCA violations into felonies!

Sen. Thom Tillis is trying to turn DMCA violations into felonies with a rider on the upcoming government funding bill. This would mean some serious jail time for anybody that violated it. I'm all for following the DMCA but this is just a few leaps too far. Tillis is also Chairman of the Senate Intellectual Property Subcommittee, which is just icing on the cake.

Source: https://prospect.org/power/senator-thom-tillis-pushes-prison-time-for-online-streamers/

(I've never read the American Prospect before today but it is the only place that is talking about this)

UPDATE: This might be signed in as soon as next Friday.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/government-spending-bill-stopgap-avert-shutdown-house-vote/

UPDATE 2: Here is a copy of Tillis' rider.

https://www.tillis.senate.gov/services/files/A30B0C08-FB97-4F90-BB60-43283EB7AF35

Edit: Since a ton of people keep linking it here is the Media Bias Fact Check on the American Prospect and Sludge. Both lean left with a high rating in factual reporting.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/the-american-prospect/

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/sludge/

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