Le fairy type has arrived
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A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy.

The fairy says "I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else's job for a day."

The professor says "I'll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?" so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all the kids' screaming gets to his nerves, so he throws all his supplies and gives up.

The C.E.O says "I'll be a waiter. All you do is carry food back and forth. This'll be a breeze" so he is teleported to a restaurant. After about an hour, all the annoying customers drive him insane, so he smashes his plates on the ground and gives up.

The janitor says "I'll be an artist" so he is transported to an art facility. He glues all the classroom supplies and shattered plates to a canvas, then sells it for a billion dollars. The fairy asks the janitor how he was so clever.

The janitor says "I got a masters degree in art."

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RCMP roadblock stops journalists from covering arrests at Fairy Creek today. v.redd.it/0cwmj8xk2s171
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Fairy Creek needs all the help we can get. Protect the old growth!! πŸ’”
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This is a Gulabi goat from Pakistan and it looks like it belongs in a fairy tale
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What do non-brits think fairy liquid is?
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(Day 4) Why not use (Fairy) Types? We've got:
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Katie Porter Delivers Another Knockout Punch. The California representative used her white board to puncture β€œBig Pharma’s fairy tale” β€” and leave another chief executive down for the count. rollingstone.com/politics…
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So much fun making this ethereal Titania fairy coat! First time adding metal eyelets to a crochet project reddit.com/gallery/np1jww
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【 F/GO JP 】New Campaign Notice: "Lostbelt No.6: Fairy Round Table Domain, Avalon le Fae ~ The Moment a Planet Is Born ~ Pre-Release Campaign" has started! ( Official link is now up: https://news.fate-go.jp/2021/avalon-le-fae_cp/ )
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The pink fairy armadillo is the tiniest species of armadillo in the world, and its pink color comes from a network of blood vessels which can be seen through its armor. The pink fairy armadillo is native to central Argentina.
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When foxes discovered fairy penguins on a small Australian island, they nearly wiped the entire colony out. So, a chicken farmer began sending some of his dogs to protect the birds. The penguin population has since increased and recovered significantly
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I make fairy doors out of polymer clay and hide them in the forest on my property, here are some of my favourites.
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Tooth Fairy, by me
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Fairy Pools, Isle of Skye
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Miitopia - Eldest Fab Fairy Painting
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Dishy sighting at Fairy Creek old growth logging protests in BC
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Lets turn this into the fairy tale we all deserve. Doc LET HIM LOOSE!!!
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Now would be the perfect time to add Sylveon in the game because of the fairy event

I was just thinking that I should evolve my Eevee into one for the event, but then I remembered it wasn't in yet

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Luminous Legends X: Xerneas makes its PokΓ©mon GO debut alongside Dragon- and Fairy-type PokΓ©mon originally discovered in the Kalos region! - PokΓ©mon GO pokemongolive.com/post/lu…
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I could be your himbo bf, or an ethereal fairy. reddit.com/gallery/nm07j7
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Hell yeah! The new version of fairy tales: girls helping girls.
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Fairy Tail: 100 Years Quest | Chapter 83 Link + Discussion
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When foxes discovered fairy penguins on a small Australian island, they nearly wiped the colony out. So, a chicken farmer began sending some of his dogs to protect the birds. Over the next 10 years, not a single penguin was killed by a fox.
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Not exactly a fairy tale ending but close enough?

In my mind, Dartmouth seemed like the perfect fit for me, from its D-Plan to the heavy undergraduate focus to the Outing Club. But of course, not everything turns out the way you want it to. Thank you Dartmouth for taking the time to consider my application and read through everything I sent. You will always hold a special place in my heart. Maybe I'll apply again for graduate school :)

Since many people have been asking where I ended up: I remember pretty vividly a few weeks ago someone wrote that a previous Yale Simp ended up at Dartmouth, so the reverse could possibly happen with me. Well...here we are. It looks like I will be simping for Yale for the next 4 years!πŸ₯³πŸ₯³ I am forever grateful to Yale for giving a chance to an Asian male with subpar stats and no national awards. I am still in shock that I was accepted and will likely remain that way for the next few months.

Congrats to everyone who got into their dream schools, and for those who were not as lucky, please remember that you are talented and amazing and at the end of the day your college has little to no control over where you will be in 10 years. You will all be going on to do amazing things regardless of where you end up!❀️❀️❀️

β€œDartmouthSimp Out”

^(On a side note, it seems like people are somehow saying that I am a girl now. I don't know if this is because I used Taylor Swift's "Love Story" as my final song, but I've used he/him in many of my comments.)

Edit: THANK YOU FOR ALL THE AWARDS AND SUPPORT!! I WILL 100% TAKE A2C WITH ME TO YALE!!

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Thanks I hate bone fairies.
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Louisiana Republican Leader Defends β€œGood” Side of Slavery by Pointing to Bible. Don’t mince words. What she’s really saying is β€œI’m not entirely opposed to owning people because they had slaves in my favorite fairy tale.” friendlyatheist.patheos.c…
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I absolutely love making these, Handmade handpainted fairy wings
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"When the night comes, some fairies help the villagers by offering to light the lanterns with their bodies."
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A birthday present for all the foot soldiers 🦢 and foot fairies! πŸ§šπŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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My daughter’s first. You’re darn right she’s a fairy princess but she did this all on her own and with her own money. Proud father moment.
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This "fairy ring" that popped up overnight
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I think this fairy ring is broken
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Two piece fairy set made from thrifted shirtsβœ¨πŸ‘πŸ§šπŸ½β€β™€οΈ reddit.com/gallery/nb0u9p
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Got a visit today from the bullet fairy, also the FedEx guy does not appreciate being called β€œthe bullet fairy”
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I figured out how to play Fairy Tail- Dragon Force on a Tin Whistle. I included Tabs! πŸ‘†πŸ”₯🎢🐲 v.redd.it/py3ep9dhqix61
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My daughter told me she was visited by 'The Bone Fairy'...and I believe her

Everyone has heard of the β€˜Tooth Fairy’. Whenever you would lose a tooth when you were younger and so you would place it under your pillow and eagerly await the dollar you would find under your pillow the next morning, only to be disappointed that when you found out that the Tooth Fairy gave your rich friend more money than you. But at least the tooth fairy works on the system of give and take. She takes your lost tooth and in exchange she gives you some money. The Bone Fairy doesn’t work like this, however. The Bone Fairy just takes.

Like you, I had never heard of the Bone Fairy until a few weeks ago. My six-year-old daughter, Lily, first mentioned the fairy when she came home from school one day.

β€œDad is it true that I will soon lose my baby bones?”, she asked me, her eyes filled with worry.

β€œWhat do you mean your baby bones”, I replied, unsure of what she meant.

β€œWell, its just that Rebecca at school was telling me about the Bone Fairy. She said that it comes to visit you while you are asleep, and it takes your bones home with them. So, I know that the Tooth Fairy takes my baby teeth, so the Bone Fairy must take my baby bones”

I had never heard about the Bone Fairy before so my first thought was that it was something that Rebecca must have made up or something that she had heard from someone else. So, I reassured Lily that the Bone Fairy won’t visit her and take any of her bones. I also explained to her that there aren’t any β€˜baby bones’, but the bones you are born with are the same ones that you will always have. This seemed to comfort her, and I saw the worry begin to leave her eyes as she began to understand that she would be safe from the Bone Fairy.

The rest of the night continued as normal. My wife, Lily and I all ate dinner together, we watched a little bit of television and before long it was time for Lily to go to bed. I helped her get ready and then read a short bedtime story and then it was time to turn the lights out. Just as I turned the light off and darkness took over the bedroom, I heard Lily’s small voice say to me,

β€œDad, if the Bone Fairy does come, you will protect me won’t you” she said to me.

I couldn’t see her that well but I could just tell by her voice that she was still a bit afraid and so she needed some comfort and reassurance from me.

β€œOf course, darling”, I replied, β€œI will protect you from everything that you are scared of”.

I bent down and gave her a small kiss on the forehead, told her that I l

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Stumbled upon a fairy ring!
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