He wanted to stick his dick into the cucumber cutter. The urge was growing and growing until he decided to visit a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist found that the only way to heal the urge was to actually go ahead and do it.
The next day the worker came home early, his wife asked why. Ashamed, he admitted he had this urge to stick his dick into the cucumber cutter, went to the psychiatrist, who told him to do it so he went ahead and did it. So he got fired immediately.
His wife in shock checked whether everything was ok with his "belongings". Everything was fine... so she asked: "What happend to the cucumber cutter?"
Worker: " I think she got fired, too!"
I've been browsing Chrysler 300s (don't judge) lately as you can get some crazy deals right now. But this one stopped me in my tracks. I've never seen anything like this.
If you look closely, this car's front passenger side door has no chrome...ALL OTHER DOORS DO.
And the worse offense...THE HEADLIGHTS DON'T MATCH.
Reminds me of this guy from Wayne's World.
This unit obviously just got a taste of the Sport Appearance Package which replaces the exterior's chrome trim with black trim while also blacking out the headlight housings among other things.
I think I'm done looking at Chryslers for now.
As some of you are aware, there are major crackdowns happening in the locations where 95% of reps purchased on here are produced.
Coco, Mango, Monica and Panda Chen have all confirmed there are no new shoes being produced as of now.
This could last until the end of Feb, so this sub could be a little less busy than usual without the constant flow of QC pics.
This is considered to be the most serious crackdown in years, so be patient.
Stay safe to all repfam including our trusted middlemen.