My girlfriends complete inability to finish a drink
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TIL With 5 million vending machines nationwide (that's 1 vending machine for every 23 people) and natural disasters commonplace, Japan has specialized vending machines that have a backup battery and dispense free drinks and food in the event of a major emergency. inventorspot.com/articles…
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Who needs Universal Healthcare just eat nuts and drink red wine
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Energy drink consumption linked to depression, anxiety and stress, finds a new longitudinal study that follows 897 individuals from birth to age 22. Energy drink consumption were positively associated with increased stress scores and, in young adult males, depression and anxiety. psypost.org/2021/02/longi…
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Iced ketchup drinks
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A guy sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink. "Is everything okay, pal?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight and she said she wasn’t going to talk to me for a month.”

Trying to put a positive spin on things, the bartender says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know... a little peace and quiet?"

"Yeah. But today is the last day...”

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Vardy drinks pints and only eats pizza the night before a game, says ex-Leicester defender De Laet goal.com/en-in/news/vardy…
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Don't drink on your job v.redd.it/gm88uj38d5l61
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Turned 25 today, can't go to the pub. But luckily I work at a brewery so having a few pints while I finish of a few things. Happy birthday to anyone who also has a birthday today and cheers and have a drink for me
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I will drink to that
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What is it with these people and drinks?
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Quit your bullshit this has been posted a month ago saying the drink was bad
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You go up to a bartender and tell him: β€œMake me a 2020”. What drink does he make?
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Joe Bucks Admits That He & Troy Aikman Used To Drink Tequila In The Broadcasting Booth dailysnark.com/2021/02/16…
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Hit by a drunk and drugged driver who fled the scene. Was found having another drink in a bar further down the road later on that night. Bloody loved that focus. reddit.com/gallery/lpj62q
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TIFU by having a cat who only drinks from a faucet

I have two cats. One is the perfect little angel baby. The other is a fluffy, needy, abusive jerk-face who is the weirdest, quirkiest, most demanding cat I’ve ever owned. He has me well-trained to attend to his every need.

One of his quirks is that he basically won’t drink water from a bowl. He also won’t drink from any number of fancy cat fountains we have tried. He only likes the tiniest drips and trickles of water flowing freely from a tub faucet.

Now, I’ve had this cat for 10 years so I love him but this is a TIFU a decade in the making. He loves drinking water. He constantly will walk into the living room and sit down with his cute dumb little face covered in water after drinking from the thin trickle in the tub.

I’m living in Houston, a city I really love, but which is in the state of Texas where we can’t get our collective deregulated stuff together. We’ve had electric outages for days and now we are under a boil water notice.

My special little butthole kept going into the bathroom and knocking things down because he was trying to get me to go in there and turn the water on. He doesn’t understand that the water might kill him right now. He only knows that he’s thirsty.

And when this cat wants something, he gets it. There’s no point in deterring him. Any normal deterrents that work on other catsβ€”covering surfaces in tinfoil, bitter sprays, spray bottle, tapeβ€”do not deter him. Ignoring him doesn’t work because he will escalate to knocking over bigger and bigger objects until you come see him, then he purrs and winds around your legs like the little spoiled prince that he is.

So, the Dark Lord was thirsty and I couldn’t put his water on, and he kept knocking down my lotion. I finally took a water bottle over the tub and poured a trickle out for him to drink. Then I moved one of the big spout spring water containers to the tub, opened the spout to a trickle, and then sat by my dumb fluffy asshole until he was done drinking because I have no idea when we will get water back.

TLDR; TIFU by having the pickiest fluffy spoiled cat prince who is adding to the stress of our broken utilities situation in Texas by making me figure out how to water him properly.

Edit: I really appreciate all the stories of equally picky cats, as well as the faucet-style fountains! They live such charmed lives. Mine has tried multiple cat fountains and rejected all of them, I think because he doesn’t like the noise, so I hope to find his holy grail fountain one day. He doe

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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[WP] There is a bar located between life and death. All those who died sit for their last drinks before marching onto the afterlife. Unbeknownst to them, the bartender is also the judge. Forgiveness is up to God. Retribution is the Devil's call. Judgement is given by the one who serves you drinks.
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Anon drinks coffee
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What do you mean we can’t drink it??
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The definitive drink tier list
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People who put themselves on a higher moral standing because they drink black coffee are sad human beings.
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Just some friends out having a drink... v.redd.it/0acsmx4d6vm61
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Accept this loli's drink or go Bend Over in the Gulag
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I just want my drink, I don't want any trouble sir
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An Englishman is hiking in Scotland and he pauses to drink from a stream. A passing shepherd calls out "Dinnae drink frae that, it's all fulla coo piss an shite!"

The Englishman says to him in a cut-glass accent "I'm terribly sorry, my good fellow, would you very much mind repeating that in the Queen's English?" And the shepherd says "I'm terribly sorry sir, I was only asking if you would like to borrow this tin cup and get a proper drink?"

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ULPT: Order Two Meals And Drinks To Expense A Normally Non-Expenseable Meal

For example, if I have to go to a customers site for work I will go out to eat lunch and order a second dish and drink to be boxed to-go. Then I turn in the receipt and say I took the customer to lunch. The key is to make sure your company is big enough not to investigate and the person you claimed to take out just hardly qualifies to be bought lunch. No one from your work will reach out to an IT manager to make sure they enjoyed lunch, but they'll probably follow up with the CTO.

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6 years since my last drink today. Since then I’ve built honest friendships, started loving myself, dated, got married, bought a house, and started my master’s. Here’s what’s on tap for year 7...
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"First the man takes the drink, then the drink takes the man." Sculpture created based off an old Irish saying.
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Lawyer Who Bragged About Storming Capitol Asks Judge If He Can Get a Drink with His Steak Tonight lawandcrime.com/u-s-capit…
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Five guys burgers are good an all, but 2 burgers, small fry, and small drink shouldn’t cost Thirty fucking dollars.

Prices for burgers getting too damn high!!

That is all. Thank you

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TIL penguins can drink saltwater because of glands near their eyes that remove salt from their bloodstream and then they can sneeze out the extra salt. goodhousekeeping.com/life…
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How do y'all manage to pull all-nighters without coffee or caffeinated drinks?
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TIL Pope John Paul II liked Yoohoo. During his visit to Denver, Colorado, he requested a couple of cases be brought back with him. Because popes don't give commercial endorsements, the Vatican was forced to release a statement denying the pope had a preference for American chocolate milk drinks. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoo…
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Official drinks hand sanitizer thinking it’s water during a budget meeting
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"Real Men only ingest caffeine through Manly Energy Drinks" ~ my asshole brain
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How to not pour yourself a drink v.redd.it/6ib56qxhpwm61
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TIL the idea caffeinated coffee & tea dehydrate you is misunderstood. It's true that caffeine can be a weak diuretic - (stimulates urination) - but the loss is negated by the water in the drink itself. You're ingesting more fluids than urinating when drinking a cup of caffeinated coffee or tea. time.com/5192272/coffee-t…
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All shirtless people should get free drinks!
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I will drink to that
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They always drink more v.redd.it/44o1ealjkkf61
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Supermarkets in England to be barred from displaying unhealthy food and drinks at checkouts or using them in buy one, get one free offers, as part of proposed government crackdown on obesity. No 10 also plans to stop multi-buy offers on foodstuffs high in sugar and fat from 2022. theguardian.com/business/…
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Do you drink the tap water in your NYC home?

I have been drinking tap water from my apartment for so long. It almost baffles me that people actually spend money on water bottles.

However, I know that not everyone does. So just looking to hear if this is a common theme from my fellow New Yorkers.

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Ordered taco bell on door dash. Ordered a medium and small baja blast drinks. They gave us two empty plastic cups
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Accept Ricardo's Drink or go Bend Over in the Gulag.
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Drink the bone hurting juice
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As soon as I feel "good" again I want to drink

Does anyone relate to this? My days currently go like this. I binge drink to blackout. Then I feel depressed and shame for several days. I start to feel "better" and have a good day. As soon as I feel better I binge again. The cycle just repeats. It's like I'm stuck in limbo.

Edit: Thank you all so much for your messages. Your support has moved me beyond words. You have given a hopeless man the strength he needed to carry on fighting. I'm humbled and grateful.

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Just completed an extended edition LOTR movie marathon with all hobbit meals (plus an orc vitality drink). Menu and food pics included! reddit.com/gallery/lenfc4
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Moonlit drink
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Ric Flair on partying with Evolution members: "Hunter doesn’t drink at all, so I’d drink and Hunter would eat a steak. Randy doesn’t drink much at all, maybe a couple drinks. Dave, I would get to come out once in a while, but those guys were so attentive to their physiques." wrestlinginc.com/news/202…
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But when I try to drink water without touching my lips to the bottle... v.redd.it/kxkr1k2wt1n61
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