Donkey

While I loved DKC2 and DKC3, perhaps even more than DKC, the original DKC had a huge impact on me as a gamer. To this today, its worlds influence how I perceive video games (as an example, forests in video games aren't forests unless they remind me of Vulture Culture/Forest Frenzy's dark and ominous forests).

DKCR was an excellent game but nothing special save a few levels as far as evolving the DKC aesthetic. However, TF is another level.

I don't want to say too much and ruin it, but after a fairly standard World 1, World 2's change of scenery, music and colors absolutely stunned me. Like, my jaw actually dropped. And after beating World 2, World 3's first level also blew my mind, the combination of the platforming with the music and the scenery, the way it all interplays...wow. Just wow.

I'm excited to see the rest of it. Play Tropical Freeze if you haven't. Holy cow.

SSBU is agreed to be the most balanced of all the smash games, so naturally all the characters are broken beyond comprehension and I hate them all.

Keep in mind that this is not a serious post, I am not directing this at anybody, this is just for fun and to relieve the immense amount of salt I've accumulated

Day 2 : Donkey Kong

DK is far and above my most hated character in Smash, period. My unholy crusade against this mangy ape has become a legend in the SSB India community, something of an inside joke. The worst part is that I can't really explain what it is that puts me in such a murderous rage. Everything about him seems to stoke a bloodlust within my very soul.

Part of the reason I hate him so much is that matches can just go either way. You could be absolutely stomping on one, and the next one would channel the souls of his fallen brothers and awaken as Kaang, master of the 4 spikes. And somehow it's always the fucking green mossrock alt that eviscerates me.

I suppose

PS, Automod sucks. Just 'cos there's a question mar doesn't make it inadmissable, stupid bot!

Edit: Jesus fucking H Christ, I've got an entire football team of these cunts in the park right outside my front bastard window right now. Fuckety, fuckety, fuckety fuck. Please will you all die quickly?

The three series listed above were filled with amazing, innovative games in my opinion, but we haven't had a new Wario Land in a decade. Was it not selling well, or have ideas run dry? I know that AlphaDream went bankrupt a while ago, but I assumed the business was still running, then after checking Wikepedia, it says that it went defunct. Does that mean there will never be another Mario and Luigi? Also, I know Retro's been working on Metroid Prime 4, but unless you count the port of Tropical Freeze, we haven't had a new Donkey Kong in 6 years. Is there a light at the end of the tunnel for these series, or will they never make a comeback?

Edit: Well that sorta blew up. Judging from the responses, Nintendo's either being a bit lazy with these franchises or they aren't willing to take risks. It seems as though Switch is begging for a Virtual Console, which would expose more people to dead franchises, but it looks like that's not happening anytime soon. At least you can pick up a 3DS/Wii

While I loved the price of DKC2 and DKC3, perhaps even more than DKC, the original DKC had a huge financial impact on me as a gamer. To this today, its price influence how I perceive my next electricity bill (as an example, buying a decades old game now isn't really buying a decades old game unless it retails for $59.99 + tax and means I have to lend money from my wife's husband to pay rent).

DKCR was an excellent price but nothing too expensive save a bucks as far as evolving the DKC price. However, TF is another level.

I don't want to say too much and ruin it, but after a fairly standard $20 price tag, the $60 dollars change of price stunned me. Like, my jaw actually dropped. And after beating my meat while watching my wife get pounded by her boyfriend, seeing my bank balance blew my mind, the combination of the spending $60 on a 6 year old game with the realization that I couldn't buy groceries for another week, the way my wife tells me to leave the room..wow. Just wow.

I'm excit

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Edit: ...wow, this blew up.

And I'm embarrased about the grammar mistakes, but in my defense, it was 3am and I was half asleep

If you bring a donkey to the End, the Enderdragon will become passive, they will enter love mode and make baby Donkey-Enderdragons.

It's strange that Donkeys don't spawn in Desert Biomes. As I can recall, Real Life Donkeys originated from the African Deserts as Wild Burros, one of the most endangered animals in the world. Donkeys are known to inhabit Dry and Warm places like the Savannahs(where they currently spawn on) and the Deserts. Therefore it'd make sense for them to spawn in Desert Biomes of Minecraft. For those players who spawned in the Vast Desert Biome, Donkeys would be a useful mode of transportation. Also, the Deserts feel a little empty of exclusive mobs, making Donkeys spawn in the Deserts could fix that problem a little. Donkeys just seem to fit more in Desert Biomes.

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