I love how creative some ppl are i am couriois to see what you all will come up with
I could use some ideas as an IT guy myself. Sometimes on apps you just need a good dirty joke to break the ice. So I drop a dirty joke on em when they ask about my career.
My go to is: “figuring out which cable goes into which port (side eye emoji)”. What’s your go to pick up line or dirty tech joke bros?
“Potter, you can skin Malfoy’s shrivelfig,” said Snape, giving Harry the look of loathing he always reserved just for him.
Something like "Ill thoughtseize YOUR kraken if you know what I mean wink wink..."
I realise this is pretty stupid but then, my magic friends often are when drunk...
As a girl, one of my favorite bar activities is to ask any guy who talks to me if he's into fitness. He usually goes off on some long tangent about his work out regiment to which I reply "How about fitness dick in yo mouth". As entertaining as this is for me, I think I may have exhausted it and would love to hear some of your ideas.
