My 7 yr old just made this one up: What do you say when a dinosaur farts?
That was a blast from the past!
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My friend : "I'm renovating my living room, I'm gonna put a dinosaur on the wall." Me : "Sure..."
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President Trump's Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is a young Earth creationist who believes humans and dinosaurs co-existed
salon.com/2020/12/27/markβ¦
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︎ Dec 28 2020
My boyfriend just called me and asked what my favorite dinosaur was.
I answered Spinosaurus and I heard him say "See! I told you she is the perfect girl!" And then he just said bye and hung up.
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I am world renowned author of dinosaur, unicorn, bigfoot and living object romance Chuck Tingle here to talk about my show and anything else that proves love is real AMA!
thank you to sam rand for making headline look professional (with handsome way) thank you to son jon for helping me also.
HELLO BUCKAROOS i am chuck tingle WORLDS GREATEST AUTHOR of the space raptor butt trilogy and the tingleverse role playing game and trans wizard harriet porber to name some of my books. i have been in magazines like the billings time and the new yorks time and once jeffs goldblum said i was handsome.
i have taken short break from writing HIT TINGLERS to make online show name of CHUCK TINGLE'S COMPLETE GUIDE and am posting them on tingle tuesday. tonight is season finale episode name of SUPERHEROES and it will start at 6 city of devil time 7 billings time. i will be there a little before to chat with buds. if you would like to see previous episodes you can watch here and also subscribe to this way.
i am here to answer questions and PROVE LOVE IS REAL ask me anything buckaroos
here is proof
EDIT: thank you for asking questions and proving love in this way this was very fun hope to see you later for live watch of the big show thank you buckaroos LOVE IS REAL
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︎ Dec 29 2020
In Jurassic Park (1993) Dennis is killed by a dilophosarus. This is because earlier he misgendered it by calling it a βGood boyβ, despite the fact that all dinosaurs at the park are female.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
A Real Life Dinosaur
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Reject everything return to dinosaur
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Thought this was kind of fun, whatβs your favorite dinosaur/prehistoric creature?
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What could be more metal than a fossilized mohawk? A few fragmentary skull and neck fossils from a small long-necked dinosaur suggest it carried a fence of forward pointing spines to protect its head and neck. It's called Bajadasaurus. Art by Ashley Patch.
reddit.com/gallery/kt65cx
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︎ Jan 08 2021
dinosaur's footprint in France
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︎ Dec 15 2020
God i love dinosaurs
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︎ Dec 12 2020
I made some little polymer dinosaurs!
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I thought this was just a Dinosaur survival game not a horror game
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F for the dinosaurs
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Dinosaur hand puppets from McDonaldβs
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︎ Dec 18 2020
The pseudosuchian, Saurosuchus, overpowering the early dinosaur, Herrerasaurus.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
IDEA: Dinosaur Scenario - Dinos replace barbarians, Dino luxury and bonus resources early Dino military units. Yay or Nay?
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fuckin' shit up like a dinosaur in a China store
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[Homemade] dinosaur gummies
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Racist Torkroach killed 99999999999 dinosaurs π‘π‘π‘π‘π‘
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︎ Jan 09 2021
[Homemade] Vegetable Wellington decorated with dinosaurs
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Cursed spinosaurus found re reading an old yet serious book on dinosaurs, from 2007. Crazy how quickly spinosaurus has changed, and crazy this is the spinosaurus which I was taught as a kid to be accurate.
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Dinosaur tail preserved in amber
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TIL that Australian billionaire Clive Palmer had a development plan he wanted to keep secret, so the architect jokingly labelled the block of land as "dinosaur park". After newspapers worldwide reported that they were planning to clone dinosaurs, 500 scientists applied to be involved in the process
traveller.com.au/clive-paβ¦
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The claws of male southern cassowary. A quick reminder that birds are indeed descendants of dinosaurs.
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I want to be a dinosaur too.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
FTR's Dax: "A Fiat vs a Ferrari. After we beat yβall, I know some guys in Stamford that would love to employee a cartoon embarrassment to our business. Just make sure the body guy dinosaur tells them he hates wrestling. Theyβll pay you good".
twitter.com/DaxFTR/statusβ¦
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Cute dinosaur family π¦
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Favourite Dinosaur that is NOT an extinct loser?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
I am a dinosaur, rawr.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Summer first year and I have both Dinosaur egg and Ancient seed... looks like lucky run.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
My pretty baby Snickers laid A MASSIVE DINOSAUR EGG! Itβs our biggest one yet. Might even be a triple yoker! π₯
reddit.com/gallery/kulmh8
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I got gay married to Penny in a dinosaur hat. feels good feels organic
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︎ Jan 12 2021
A few fragmentary skull and neck fossils from a small long-necked dinosaur suggest it carried a fence of forward pointing spines to protect its head and neck. It's called Bajadasaurus
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︎ Jan 08 2021
TIL Saturn's rings are estimated to only be 10-100 million years old. Saturn likely did not have rings when the dinosaurs were alive.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rinβ¦
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Dinosaur B-Movies Starter Pack
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Dinosaurs are never shown with genitals
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Machines Killed the Dinosaurs
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︎ Jan 10 2021
My youngest turns 3 tomorrow and wanted dinosaur cookies, just started decorating cookies and I'm very proud
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Dinosaur life cycle
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π₯ This absolute monster of an American Allligator that was caught on film in Florida earlier this week looks like a modern-day dinosaur.
gfycat.com/greendependentβ¦
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︎ Dec 04 2020
"The Private Life of Chickens" (2010) - a documentary about the friendly domesticated descendant of the dinosaurs. [00:58:59]
youtube.com/watch?v=1c06xβ¦
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