Did you hear about the guy who tried selling dendrobranchiata babies online?

He got arrested for distributing child prawn.

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Translucent Prawn (Dendrobranchiata) [OC] [1600x1154]
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[Contest] geniabeme's CHOPPED Entree Round!

This contest is closed.


Each mini round will have a theme (appetizers, entree, dessert). The final round will be a surprise challenge. I will give you secret ingredients for each round. You will have to create a dish (recipe) with those items. You can add as many other ingredients you want but all of my secret ingredients MUST be in your dish. You will describe your dish in your post and how you made it (this is your entry to the contest). I DO NOT want recipes copied from the internet! Tell me what you need to do to create the dish. Make it funny (but it actually has to be something that might taste good if you were making it in real life), make it witty, make it entertaining, make a video, draw pictures, whatever you want. MAKE IT CREATIVE!

Winner will be picked by the following criteria: Creativity of Dish (1-5 points) Use of Item (1-5 points) Taste (1-5 points)- This will be based on what if we think it would taste good in real life. Creativity of Post (1-3 points)


Click here for your secret ingredients

Broccoli is an edible green plant in the cabbage family, whose large flower head is used as a vegetable. The word broccoli, from the Italian plural of broccolo, refers to "the flowering top of a cabbage". Broccoli is often boiled or steamed but may be eaten raw.

The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Nightshade family. The word may refer to the plant itself as well as the edible tuber. In the region of the Andes, there are some other closely related cultivated potato species. Potatoes were introduced outside the Andes region four centuries ago, and have become an integral part of much of the world's food supply. It is the world's fourth-largest food crop, following rice, wheat and maize. Long-term storage of potatoes requires specialised care in cold warehouses.

Dried cranberries are made by partially dehydrating fresh cranberries, a process similar to making grapes into raisins. They are popular in trail mix, salads, and breads, with cereals or eaten on their own. Dried cranberries are sometimes referred to as "craisins," though the word "craisin" is a registered trademark of Ocean Spray Cranberries, Inc. and cannot be officially applied to dried cranberries from other manufacturers.

*Prawn is a common name for large swimming crustaceans, particularly in Britain and Commonwealth nations, and are also called shrimp. Signi

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