The whole world soon is gonna see we weren’t wrong, we were just early. The curtains are opening even for the naive young crypto investors.
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I Had to choose between new curtains or 1 GME shares. My GF hates meπŸ˜‚
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He likes to chew the curtains but knows he gets in trouble for that, so he chews the air in front of the curtains instead. v.redd.it/mkumzzd26sw61
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Installing curtains that don't close in a place that gets 24/7 sunlight in the summer.
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You weren’t supposed to look behind the curtain
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Black out curtains somehow creating a projection of the traffic outside
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AITA For not removing my shower curtain when my MIL in law comes to visit?

My new husband and I just moved into a new home, we both have similar interest and were really excited to decorate the cutest little goth cottage of our dreams.

My husband ISNT really the interior design type so he told me multiple times he was happy with whatever I choose. (This is important later.)

My husbands mother, my MIL is SUPER religious. Apparently. My husband is not and I am eclectic in my beliefs. (Mostly satanism/I actively practice witchcraft etc)

Even though he isn’t religious himself he goes out of his way to I guess β€œrespect” his mother’s beliefs. He doesn’t get certain tattoos even if he likes it, he won’t wear certain things or discuss things that could be offensive to her beliefs. I think this is idiotic but it’s his business. Not mine.

The problem started when it started to become my business.

  1. I have an altar of my stuff with religious symbols and animal bones. Husband mentions if his parents come over I’ll have to put it somewhere else. I kinda blew this off.

  2. I want to give our unborn child a middle name that happens to also be a middle name of a mythical creature. Hubby likes the name but says his mom will look it up. I don’t care because...well it’s not her kid.

  3. The shower curtain.
    MIL tells us she’s coming to visit via text while we’re laying in bed. I watch him reply and then go to amazon and say β€œok. I’m getting you a New shower curtain.” I reply with β€œmy shower curtain is fine?” (It’s the head of Baphomet btw nothing bloody. Nothing stupid. Just a black and white line art. )

Then he goes on about how his mom will be offended by it and how we should get a new one anyway. It’s immature. It’s this. It’s that.

I tell him that I will not take down my home decor for visitors because they’re guests. And I live here. And pay bills.

He brings up how his parents gifted us some money towards the house and we should respect them.

I also felt like he gaslighted me by saying β€œit’s my house. I should have say on the decorations.” But he originally said I could decorate and has battled me on NOTHING until now.

This conversation went on for a while and I simply just left the house to blow off steam. It was one of those β€œthis is going no where” kinds of arguments.

I vented to a friend who said it’s just a shower curtain and I should respect his mom and I’m being stubborn but I really don’t think I’m wrong. This is my religion. It’s what I believe in, I wouldn’t go to his mothers house and ask her to remove her

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Your eyes are never actually off. All you do is use eyelids as curtains but your eyes are always seeing.
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I fell asleep masturbating with the curtains open and porn playing

I thought it would be nice to nut before i slept and before my sleeping pill kicked in and my room was dark so I figured why close the blinds.

I was lubing up my cock with silicone lube, felt really good and got my cock really hard and was enjoying what I was watching.

Next thing I realized, I wake up at 11am, dick in hand with lube, lube spilled all over my body and sheets and porn still playing and the neighbors can clearly see what happened.

I live in an apartment area, and at the first floor so everybody next door saw everything. The neighbor right in front of me was having lunch and raised his glass to say cheers to me and smiled.

Advice: cover all your bases before jerking off, and don't jerk under the influence.

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[TOMT] Who is this celebrity/famous person on my curtains?

CLICK FOR STATUS UPDATE

I have had curtains made of a fabric printed with illustrations of famous people over 10 years (maybe from 2008). All people have been recognized except the one. Hopefully You can help me to recognize the last one and find the corresponding real life photo of that celebrity. Also if you think some of already solved ones are incorrect feel free to fix that! For example picture of Jessica Alba does not seem 100% same!

Missing person: https://imgur.com/xx1QGAF

All photos of celebrities (scroll down to see all): https://imgur.com/a/ao0hWN3

All guesses at the moment:

Name Info
Agyness Deyn
Aidan Turner
Alessandra Ambrosio
Alexa Chung
Ali Larter
Ali Mcgraw
Alice Braga
Aline Weber
Ally Sheedy
Alyssa Sutherland
Amanda Knox
Amber Heard
Amber Valletta
Andreja Pejic Maybe too young, born 1991
Angelina Jolie
Angie Harmon
Anita Briem
Anna Paquin
Ashley Judd
Avril Lavigne
Axl Rose
Behati Prinsloo
Ben Barnes
Ben Jelen
Bill Kaulitz
Birgitte Hjort SΓΈrensen
BjΓΆrk
Booboo Stewart Maybe too young, born 1994
Brad Pitt
Brandon Lee
Brie Larson Maybe too young, born 1989
Brittany Murphy
Brooke Burke-Charvet
Brooke Burns
Brooklyn Decker Maybe too young, born 1987
Calista Flockhart
Camilla Belle
Cara Delevingne
Carla Bruni
Carmen Electra
Carolyn Murphy
Carrie-Anne Moss
Cat Cora
Cate Blanchett
Catherine McNeil
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Charlie Cox
Charlize Theron
Chelsea Handler
Christian Slater
Christine Taylor
Christy Turlington
Claire Forlani
Claudia Schiffer
Coco Rocha Maybe too young, born 1988
Crystal Reed
Daisy Ridley Maybe too young, born 1992
Danay GarcΓ­a
Daniel Johns
Daniela PeΕ‘tovΓ‘
Daniella Alonso
David Bowie
Demi Moore
Denise Richards
Diane Kruger
Doutzen Kroes
Elisha Cuthbert
Elizabeth Banks
Ellen Pompeo
Emile Hirsch
Emilie de Ravin
Emily Blunt
Emily Ratajkowski
Emma Stone
Emmanuelle Seigner
Erin Wasson
Evangeline Lilly
Ezra Miller Maybe too young, born 1992
Famke Janssen
Freida Pinto
Gabrielle Anwar
Garrett Hedlund
Geena Davis
Georg Listing
Gina Gershon
Gisele BΓΌndchen
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Turned a curtain rod into a plant hanger!
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Pretty cool vintage S2 BTS photo from the curtain challenge!
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New shower curtain! v.redd.it/6r815215tdu61
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Temporary curtains until the real ones come in. What do you think?
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Velma thinks we can't see her behind the curtain.
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I just got welfare checked by a cop in the daytime, legally parked, in the back, behind curtains, in the spot I’d quietly been for ~20 hours. People who use the police as personal weapons of conformity are not nice people.
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Went to prom in my 1630s suit! I didn’t have a date, and it was eh,,, but Im just really happy to have finished this on time. I made it from repurposed upholstery fabric, curtains, bedsheets, and fabrics from various thrift stores and goodwills. Can’t wait to share my next project with you! reddit.com/gallery/n3ashp
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Look at this before-after of what difference can a nice plant make. Not only did i tear off the ugly wallpaper (2nd pic) and paint the wall, i made the maceame curtain, the plant stand, and the picture above the plant too. I'm proud. reddit.com/gallery/ncrpkb
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My dads bear skull curtain rod
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I got "curtains." You happy now?! Lol.
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We’ve seen behind the curtain

Listening to the AMA with Wes Christian now and I realised how this whole Gamestop saga has pulled at a thread and exposed something that so many of us didn’t even know existed. I started buying shares after seeing WSB in Jan and was looking for a quick return on a situation I didn’t really understand beyond a company being overly shorted and what that might mean for my wallet.

But seeing how it was manipulated then, I realised as all of us did that something bigger was going on, but still it seemed like an isolated case of someone somewhere getting far too greedy. Moved over to r/GME, started to see the DD and began to learn a bit more about the market manipulation and again reinforced how a few got too greedy. Then the migration, and coming here where so many good pieces of DD have completely opened my eyes to a much bigger picture of systemic fraud. But I still had my doubts that maybe I was missing something, or that it couldn’t be as big as it appeared.

But to finally get to my point, hearing these AMAs and finding that not only is the DD confirmed, but the whole financial system is being abused on a level I couldn’t have even comprehended in January is truly astonishing. This really is a change your life’s perspective moment, and the fact that I started looking to make some easy money and now I’m here with 300k people who have taken that same journey and have seen what’s really behind the curtain is actually unbelievable.

I feel like I accidentally stumbled onto one of the biggest conspiracies of my lifetime, and to be a small part of the wave of change that should come from it is pretty incredible.

TLDR; Feeling lucky to have found this thing

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Sis almost got us if it weren't for the curtains.
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Landlord needs my curtains and deck back?!

TL;DR - Landlord sold the house I was renting and new owners expected to keep my floating deck and curtains.

I was renting a detached house outside of Edmonton, Alberta for the last 2 years and my landlord decided to sell this rental property while the market is hot. Fair enough.

The house was built in 1979 and has seen few improvements since. Original windows, shoddy laminate floors done by amateurs, water damage, in addition to a breaker panel that looks like spaghetti all added to the charm of this underwhelming home.

Being a bit of a handyman, I built a floating deck in the back yard and a workshop in the basement. I picked up the lumber for about $300 before lumber prices went parabolic. The wife and I made the house look good, despite neglect and age. I also built a cheap OSB gate to keep my new puppy in the back yard.

Once the parade of interested buyers started climbing over each other to overpay for this property, I threw an ad on Facebook to sell the floating deck. I sold it for $750 (my cost was under $200). I also took MY window coverings with me when I left. I left the workshop as I glued everything together.

The greasy real estate agent sold the house under the pretense that MY deck, doggy gate, and window covering all came with the house.

The new owners took possession and lost their shit when they saw all the improvements missing. Now my ex-landlord is blowing up my phone, begging for my curtains and deck back. Replacement value for a similar deck, gate, and window treatments would be well over $5000. He owns several houses, 2 Subway restaurants, and drives around in a new Porsche. His entire existence is built on debt and leverage and he wants my working-class income to subsidize the poor communication during the house sale.

I have already gotten my damage deposit back and left the house clean and move-in ready. I laughed when my former landlord pleaded for his deck and curtains back. I asked him if he would like my television and my groceries back as well.

Thought you all would get a kick out of an anecdote about the insanity of this real estate bubble!

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Man, 46, who murdered and tortured a six-year-old boy with a broken broomstick and a shower curtain rod in a squalid NYC apartment is sentenced to 25 years to life
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The DM Curtain
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Death Behind The Curtain
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The curtains in my room create a "natural" pinhole camera that projects images of the street below onto my ceiling v.redd.it/g3r14yw43nl61
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Hi guys, need some help with curtain/blind ideas! reddit.com/gallery/nf6qhk
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My first big project! A curtain/plant hanger for my kitchen window.
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[Bally Sports MIdwest] Arenado on receiving his second curtain call at Busch Stadium after he hit his game-tying homer tonight: "I love it. It's been great. I thank God I'm a Cardinal and I've been loving it." mobile.twitter.com/BallyS…
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[Thomas Pesquet] Here's one of the most secret yet useful systems on the spacecraft... our toilet! There's a curtain for privacy, and the rest is really just technicalities... let's just say that the only advantage is the view. Shoutout to its designer SpaceX! twitter.com/thom_astro/st…
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He ate the curtain ropes.
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My husband saved a kitten about to be attacked by a male cat. Mom couldn't help and she took off, hasn't come back. Now he's a cat dad in two days. The shower curtain was my doing lol. reddit.com/gallery/n8qm4t
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[Steel Curtain, Kennywood] was amazing, but my first trip to Kennywood was.....not. Trip report in comments. reddit.com/gallery/nk4new
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My Australian crawler sightings, and the reason I sleep with all my curtains closed.

I don’t sleep with curtains open because of Crawlers.

I’m a grown ass woman now and I still can’t sleep at night with the curtains open. In fact, when I moved into my current house, I installed dual curtain rods so that even if my light blocking curtains are open, there’s a layer of privacy sheers behind them to block any sight.

I have seen the Crawler 4 times. I don’t truly know if it’s the same one, they were all seen at different locations. It’s been years since I last saw one, but I still feel like they were the same creature, or at least, they knew me.

The first time, I was a very small child. Perhaps 4? Maybe 5. My house was an old style flood house, so it was technically two stories tall but under the house was where we kept the car and our laundry room. Upstairs was where the living areas were. We were one of the only houses there, it was in the early days of the town and there were only a few other houses on the cul de sac. The back of our property was maybe 500 meters from the ocean, but you couldn’t see or hear the coastline from the house. There were some light rainforests surrounding our fully fenced house. My bedroom faced the back of the property.

I woke up one night, which wasn’t unusual for me because I was a very light sleeper. This particular night, my parents hadn’t closed my curtains. When I looked towards my window, I could see it. Keep in mind, I was on the second floor.

It was looking through my window. I couldn’t see much, the only light was coming from outside, but I could see the silhouette of its body. It was pale and thin but still the frame of the creature was huge, easily 2 metres tall. It was hanging off my roof, holding on to the frame of my window, and even though I couldn’t see it’s face I just KNEW it was looking at me. I was terrified. It’s been almost two decades since I saw it but I can still remember the intense fear I felt. It took me so much courage to get out of bed and walk to my parents room, where I finally fell back asleep. My parents told me it was just a dream.

The next time I remember seeing it, I was probably about 7 or so. I had moved houses probably a few months before, and my new house (about a 16 hour drive from my old place) was a single storey home, but still on the coast of the country. It was a lot further from the ocean, about 5kms, but very much the same kind of area. We were one of the only houses in the area and I had no neighbours.

I woke up one night because I heard something

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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She always gives herself the lightest touches from curtains and houseplants v.redd.it/a44xmdjr3zv61
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Imagine waking up one morning, and opening the window curtains and there in your window plant box are three sleeping squirrels 🐿️πŸ₯Ί
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Saw 3 test runs on [Steel Curtain, Kennywood] today, but still not open to the public.
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*Curtains open. An Ork Boy, decked in a suit and tie, walks onto the stage. A spotlight turns on to a solitary microphone on the stage.*

*The Ork boy gives a few taps on the microphone, closing his eyes and nodding his head when it's working."

*The Ork boy clears his throat.*

*The Ork boy takes a deep breath.*

###"WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*After blowing out the speakers, the Ork boy takes a bow and exits to the left.*

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Our curtain was open perfectly enough to make it a pinhole camera by accident reflecting an image of the building across the street.
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My artistic interpretation of what the lightning would have looked like if opened my curtains and looked out my window (MS Paint)
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You weren’t supposed to look behind the curtain
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Minus the floral curtains, this is just me trying to fit everything into my small, old, overpriced apartment...
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Inventing curtains to sleep past dawn. Birds: LOOK ITS THE SUN. HEY EVERYBODY, LOOK, IT CAME BACK AGAIN.

Me: SHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN

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[WDYWT] I made this 3 piece out of a curtain reddit.com/gallery/mdswdg
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I fell asleep masturbating with the curtains open and porn playing

I thought it would be nice to nut before i slept and before my sleeping pill kicked in and my room was dark so I figured why close the blinds.

I was lubing up my cock with silicone lube, felt really good and got my cock really hard and was enjoying what I was watching.

Next thing I realized, I wake up at 11am, dick in hand with lube, lube spilled all over my body and sheets and porn still playing and the neighbors can clearly see what happened.

I live in an apartment area, and at the first floor so everybody next door saw everything. The neighbor right in front of me was having lunch and raised his glass to say cheers to me and smiled.

Advice: cover all your bases before jerking off, and don't jerk under the influence.

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