Crab

Like i've seen people who actively try to make their lives better mocked and seen as a try-hard.

I've even heard a version of it from my own parents in the form of "cant you just settle for normal?" if I share any plans that are any kind of ambitious. Anyone else ran into this?

Behold! I was bored, so I created... the crab druid! Optimized for maximum crabs.

RACE: Any will work, but I'd recommend Variant Human or Simic Hybrid. Variant Human lets you pick up Find Familiar (i.e. one extra crab) at level one, Simic Hybrid nets you crab claws and swimming, even un-transformed, if you pick Grappling Appendages and Underwater Adaptation.

CLASS & STATS: Circle of the Shepherd Druid is best for lots of buff summons. Stats don't particularly matter, but I'd say CON, WIS, and DEX are important, since crabs are very fragile and you need the good casting. Pick any weapons and equipment you'd like. Re-flavor your Bear as a Coconut Crab, your Hawk as a Spider Crab, and your Unicorn as a Coconut Crab. You won't be able to turn into either a Crab or Giant Crab until 4th level, so cry or something until then. For your Variant Human Feat (or instead of an ASI) pick Magic Initiate. Pick up any two cantrips and Find Familiar (1 Crab).

**SPELL

Pretty self explanatory from the title but I'll add a bonus Round for funzies.

Bonus Round: The humans have to kill the crab without using nuclear weaponry or bombs over 1000 kilograms. Can they manage?

Edit: we are gonna ignore starvation and that kind of stuff because it very much just isn't fun.

Edit 2: people took this post as a humanity VS a giant crab when all I really wanted to know what would happen if it spawned in the ocean and woke up. The bonus Round is humanity vs giant crab but not the whole post itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtyA1LkuekU&feature=youtu.be

I haven't seen any videos detailing this clear so here it is:

You need to use a pink on blue unless your top lane will stand close enough to get vision for the first auto. You need to use trinket on wolf camp (can do without but loses 1-3 seconds on clear). Auto small wolf, auto blue, move to tether range, auto big wolf 1 time (allows blue to get into w range) then full channel W and auto the big wolf THREE times before channeling W again. 2 full channels will kill the wolf. Walk over auto gromp from max range then q it and full channel W on both blue and gromp. Channel W 3 times with 3 autos between W (last one can be 2 saving 1/2 second) as third W finishes start pathing to red and SMITE gromp right before it's tether resets for nimbus cloak. Run to top of tree and E the red buff (can do 2 points in W and walk into vision and auto but the t

Hey

Recently I've noticed that when playing jungle, the scuttle crabs don't respawn at the same time, despite being taken around the same time

For example, I've had a few games where I take the top/bot scuttle at ~3:25 and run to the other scuttle and finish it at ~4:00, but the next time the scuttles respawn, one of them takes a lot longer (a lot longer than the 30 second time frame it took between killing the first to the second) than the other to respawn, or maybe the one that was taken second respawns first.

I've checked my replays to see if I was imagining this but I wasn't imagining it

I also checked the wiki but couldn't find any information or old posts about this..

Anyone have a clue of what's going on with the resawn timers of the scuttle crabs?

Thanks in advance :)