Cotton

This just happened an hour ago. He is lying sleeping next to me as I'm typing this.

It's a thing between me and my boyfriend to point at large phallic things and go "babe,sit on it" or to poke your finger at the others butt (when the other has underwear on were not that weird)

Today I took a bath and right after I inspected my face in the bedrooms mirror for pimples. I treat them with tea tree oil, which I drop onto said cotton swabs.

Here's were I fucked up. He was lying on the bed naked. Bottom up. I was treating my face with the oil and he was being sassy with me so I went to him and stuck the cotton swab in his ass. At first he was laughing. That didn't last long. His eyes got wide and he yells "my ass is on fire" while running to the bathroom. He tried getting the oil off with a wet cloth but to no avail.

TLDR: I lit the beacons in my boyfriends ass by sticking a cotton swab with tea tree oil on it in his ass.

Edit : thanks for the silver, kind stranger

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I just heard this on All Things Considered - I didn't catch which one of the Lincoln Project guys was speaking, but the host asked, if Biden wins, will your group oppose him on things like healthcare? The response was that Trump is the first season's main villain, and of he goes down, there are other villains like Cotton, Hawley, and some Republican governors who deprioritized public safety in order to fluff the president.

I couldn't believe what I was hearing, these guys are Republican stalwarts and honest to god conservatives, but they'd rather take down Trumpers than progressive domestic policy. What the fuck is happening?

Edit: link to audio/transcript

https://twitter.com/TayStern/status/1277998782815371270

(copied from Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/DanWhitCongress/posts/1002035303547622)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Tom Cotton Opponent Moves Closer to Ballot Access

LITTLE ROCK--- Incumbent U.S. Senator Tom Cotton (R-Arkansas) successfully eliminated a democratic opponent in this year's race. But the campaign by Independent challenger Dan Whitfield has been building momentum and has made significant progress towards earning a spot on the ballot to challenge Cotton on November 3rd. On Monday, the Eighth Court Circuit assigned a case number for the appeal in the ongoing battle for ballot access in the Arkansas Senate Race.

On June 24th U.S. District Judge Kristine Baker denied a preliminary injunction. The ruling allows Independent Candidate Dan Whitfield to move forward with the appeal process and secure a spot on the November ballot. The ruling stated, “The Court concludes that the plaintiffs have sufficiently demonstrated their standing to pursue declaratory and injunctive relief.”

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