A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, “Get out. We don’t serve rope in here.” So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.

The bartender says, “Hey! Aren’t you the rope that I just threw out?”

The rope replied, “No. I’m a frayed knot.”

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I converted my comb into shutter shades sunglasses v.redd.it/ncvoipur34451
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📰︎ r/DiWHY
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👤︎ u/gilou_
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Jeffrey Combs Responds To Fans: "Nice thought, but the chasm between what fans want and what the studios want make the chances of it happening slim to none.... and Slim left town." twitter.com/jeffreycombs/…
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👤︎ u/Neo2199
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Using a comb to straighten air conditioner fins v.redd.it/0hioky1s58051
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👤︎ u/asdfgdhtns
📅︎ May 22
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Jeffrey Combs Tells TrekMovie He’d “Embrace” ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Role, If Offered trekmovie.com/2020/06/06/…
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‘Charmed’ Star Rips ‘Disgrace’ Donald Trump Over Grandfather’s Death From Coronavirus “He voted for you,” Holly Marie Combs tweeted at the president. “He believed every lie you muttered and sputtered.” huffpost.com/entry/holly-…
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📰︎ r/politics
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👤︎ u/maxxspeed
📅︎ Apr 29
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Somehow the groomer mistook “wash and comb out” and shaved my Husky/Collie mix.
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👤︎ u/TaVar35
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Jeffrey Combs for "Strange New Worlds": make it so, damn it

Stumbled upon this Twitter post suggesting an interesting casting choice: https://twitter.com/andoriansoup/status/1261648340246310913

You want fan buzz, CBS? Because this is how you can get fan buzz.

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📰︎ r/startrek
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📅︎ May 17
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When you use a brush instead of a comb...
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(2004) I thought I'd nailed my holiday look in Hawaii. I'd coat my comb in a thick layer of hair gel to get my do slicked up as straight as possible, slip into my wave shirt, then finish off strong by rocking the double fanny-pack.
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Star Trek: Jeffrey Combs?

Just a crazy idea, but who here would watch a new Star Trek show where every single character is played by Jeffrey Combs? He's the captain, the pilot, the science officer, the Klingon on the viewscreen. Everyone is Jeffrey Combs. It would never happen, obviously, but I firmly believe he's a versatile enough actor he could pull it off. And I would watch the heck out of it

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📅︎ May 29
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First the comb,now the wedding glasses? Wasn’t his ex wife’s name Brittany?? This abuser likes to keep trinkets.
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My untamed curls are everywhere. Also they are afraid of the comb. Lol
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👤︎ u/ladiileo89
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9 months of beard and a straightening comb
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👤︎ u/Sentazar
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I never comb my hair, but I was feeling motivated. 34/m in the Navy. Hit me up. I enjoy the conversation. imgur.com/TiIgQrb
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👤︎ u/NavyGuyUSA
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New favorite cake comb! v.redd.it/n5c67cpb78y41
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👤︎ u/abaldwi86
📅︎ May 12
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A prisoner made this statue from baby powder, crushed cookies, Elmer’s glue, and state issued combs. I used to be a prison guard and snuck my phone in right before I quit. If someone can tell me how to upload a gallery I will. I have more images of it.
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Can Ursa play his "honey from the comb" voice line when he consumes Royal Jelly?

that is all thank you

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📅︎ May 17
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Didn't realize there's this sub so I've posted this in some other subs. It's still cheating coz I haven't screwed in the panel combs to the motherboard tray.
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👤︎ u/GTS81
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Just finished a wood comb with mini world in it
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👤︎ u/emily3289
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New favorite cake comb v.redd.it/eun1nr8a88y41
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👤︎ u/abaldwi86
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It'll be 4 years in August! I started with comb coils, I like to use an oil/water mix on my scalp and a little on the dreads themselves. It's 75% water/25% oil, the oils I use are: jojoba, jamaican black caster oil, and tea tree oil.I like to spray it on after a shower since the steam opens my pores
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Watching The Frighteners now. Forgot how good this movie is, especially Jeffery Combs’ performance.

This movie always had the perfect blend of horror and comedy. And I think the special effects still hold up damn good for 1996. And let’s not forgot what is quite possibly Jeffrey Combs’ best performance as Agent Dammers. I just can’t get enough of this character.

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Jeffery Combs says there’s a chasm between what fans want and CBS wants boundingintocomics.com/20…
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Yes I do comb my eyebrows 🤷‍♂️
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👤︎ u/pavanasopa
📅︎ May 21
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I tried to make a vintage looking comb. Flowers preserved in resin.
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👤︎ u/kaArtihan
📅︎ May 02
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Comb my hair, they said. It'll be fun, they said!
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📅︎ May 16
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i clearly remember scratching my legs with a comb until i was bleeding as a child to punish myself. guess i started early?
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👤︎ u/kenjikidos
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Hello, friends!!! I made this comb of oak in celtic style.
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📅︎ May 20
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ASMR is the worst new trend and listening to people chew soap and lick a comb with a sloppy mouth is disgusting.

I never suffered from Misophonia until ASMR became popular. But that is likely because my friends and family were taught to chew with their mouth closed and not suck on a rhino's dick with a mouth full of pudding because it sounds interesting.

If you like ASMR, good for you. If you are in public, put some fucking headphones on your head or some earbuds in. Music and Videos are bad enough and make you seem like an average, ASMR makes me consider religion because you deserve to rot in hell around all the other open mouth chewers that have gone before.

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Interview: Jeffrey Combs And Casey Biggs On Their ‘Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’ Bickering Bromance trekmovie.com/2020/06/03/…
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👤︎ u/Feklhr
📅︎ Jun 04
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69 locs and 2 feet came after deciding not to comb out my two strand twists a decade ago.
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📰︎ r/BlackHair
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👤︎ u/itsscorchd
📅︎ May 11
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Air Conditioner Fin Repair Comb v.redd.it/o3zo42y40z251
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👤︎ u/argentopo
📅︎ Jun 04
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When Kirishima tries to comb his hair
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👤︎ u/philihp
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Using a comb to straighten air conditioner fins v.redd.it/0hioky1s58051
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👤︎ u/benthib
📅︎ May 22
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Frequent flyers not named Jeffrey Combs...

Combs is famous for his multitude of Trek roles. Who else was a frequent flier?

I liked J. Paul Boehmer a lot as Mestral in Carbon Creek (ENT), but he was in a load of other episodes (and video games related to ST). Scores bonus points for playing the Krill High Priest in The Orville:

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

- Tacking Into the Wind (1999) ... Vornar

Star Trek: Voyager

- Drone (1998) ... 'One,' 29th-Century Borg Drone

- The Killing Game, Part II (1998) ... German SS Officer

- The Killing Game (1998) ... German SS Officer

Star Trek: Enterprise

- Carbon Creek (2002) … Mestral

- Storm Front (2004) ... SS Agent

- Zero Hour (2004) ... Officer

Star Trek: Klingon Academy (Video Game) - Melkor

Star Trek: Bridge Commander (Video Game) - Gul Sek/Captain Joshua Martin/Ambassador Saalek (voice)

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📅︎ May 28
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[FO] Little honey bee whose comb is a bit too close to the edge. Hopefully framing it will still work! Pattern is from Dominion Sisters on Etsy!
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📅︎ Jun 06
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When the bees build comb outside of the frame
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Sean "Diddy" Combs Considers Supporting His 'Friend' Trump Over Biden!! stylemonument.com/sean-di…
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👤︎ u/Gnome_Sane
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Tomato sorting: There’s a line of optical sensors looking down onto the conveyor belt and a row of “rejectors” positioned like teeth on a comb just below. It is a mater of timing. gfycat.com/briskyawningju…
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📅︎ Feb 28
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[Media] Emilia has no combs in the forest
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📰︎ r/Re_Zero
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What do I do with it? It's so long and messy and I want it to be thinner and more shapeable. It's too thick and no matter how much I comb or wax, it just doesn't work.
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📰︎ r/Moustache
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👤︎ u/tusavrouw
📅︎ May 30
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Junior year of high school- I used to carry a comb in my pocket, which is what I’m holding in my hand. A friend of mine drew on the lightning scar with a red highlighter, and the glasses were fake.
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👤︎ u/Heroic00
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Comb the Athenaeum
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👤︎ u/Nomlin
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Everyone at CollegeBoard when they have to comb through all the porn on this subreddit v.redd.it/79r8yqgjdty41
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📅︎ May 14
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69 locs and 2 feet of hair after deciding not to comb out my two strand twists a decade ago.
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👤︎ u/itsscorchd
📅︎ May 11
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FINALLY! And I only had to buy a Snazzy Moon Comb for it too!
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📰︎ r/neopets
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📅︎ May 27
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A honeycomb wax removing comb-spatula tool. v.redd.it/gowael16hb151
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📅︎ May 27
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it’s not a phase, it’s the way that she combs my hair
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📅︎ May 21
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One day I decided not to comb out my twists. 10 years later....
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📰︎ r/longhair
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👤︎ u/itsscorchd
📅︎ May 12
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Water only for 2 years. After I recently started using a comb and a boar bristle brush in stead of just a nylon brush, the difference has been incredible, and this is my favourite picture I've ever taken of myself!
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📰︎ r/NoPoo
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📅︎ May 12
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Honey Combs in spare unit of my house. This is the 5th time the bees are back. Two separate colonies one on either side of this unit. Both are inside the wall.
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📰︎ r/WTF
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Lured a giant swarm to my bait hive with old comb and a little tea tree oil. Worked like a charm. This swarm was so big I had to add another deep. A week later now and I added a honey super after discovering they are nearly full with nectar and some capped honey.
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📰︎ r/Beekeeping
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📅︎ Apr 29
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Summary of my first month of beekeeping. Unfortunately some of the comb in the third picture was damaged. Im addicted already!
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📰︎ r/Beekeeping
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👤︎ u/KirenMoore
📅︎ May 23
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An ivory comb depicting the union of the divine herdsman Krishna and his principal consort Radha. 18th century CE, from India, now on display at the museum of fine arts in Houston [735x1500]
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👤︎ u/Fuckoff555
📅︎ Apr 13
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Bud is a recovered trauma case and he finally trusted us to comb him tonight. Please enjoy this video of him discovering the joy of comb scratches - sound up for happy awoos! v.redd.it/3xt0np426cz41
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📰︎ r/rescuedogs
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📅︎ May 17
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Does Whitney ever comb his hair?

I’ve been binge watching all day and have noticed Whitney at several events looks like he just rolled out of bed. You’d think Pat would make him wash his hair.

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📅︎ May 19
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Need advice. Comb down or to the sides? imgur.com/MZLp5pU
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📰︎ r/Moustache
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📅︎ Jun 09
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Petition to get Jeffrey Combs cast in Strange New Worlds

http://chng.it/7rMjkyDGpy

you can help make it happen. The powers to be need to know that YOU want it. please sign this petition. We are from a DS9 group and have the energy to drive it. Also consider to tweet to : Alex_Kurtzman startrekcbs StarTrek TrekCore (requires @). Many thanks, LLAP

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📰︎ r/The_Combs
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📅︎ Jun 07
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Jeffrey Combs for SNW, please. Any role!
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📅︎ May 21
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Needed some bigger spacing combs for my clippers so I printed ‘em!
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👤︎ u/Its_Diego
📅︎ May 10
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[NA] Anyone else find a comb useful in organizing and straightening threads?
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👤︎ u/big_ed_
📅︎ Jun 09
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No matter how well you comb through it.
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👤︎ u/wbbigdave
📅︎ Jun 08
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What can I use to kill mosquito nymphs in my bee water without harming the bees? Pic of my best queen's comb, who is trying to swarm a second time this season.
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📰︎ r/Beekeeping
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👤︎ u/liamquips
📅︎ Jun 06
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Sous-vide works great to separate honey from the comb. Alfalfa flower bee honey. 118° to keep it raw
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The comb jellyfish Mnemiopsis leidyi can eat their young to survive harsh conditions such as the winter nature.com/articles/s4200…
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📰︎ r/sciences
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👤︎ u/perocarajo
📅︎ May 08
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Natural bee hive comb
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👤︎ u/A_Lazko
📅︎ May 17
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This brief clip from "From Beyond" (RIP Stuart Gordon) is another example of Jeffrey Combs' unique talents. Who else could make this line sound creepy and memorable? youtu.be/--ygVnCK-GY
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📰︎ r/horror
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👤︎ u/gf120581
📅︎ May 05
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My fresh Cthulhu/lighthouse by Hayden Combs at Kustom Thrills in Nashville, TN.
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📰︎ r/tattoos
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📅︎ Jun 10
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Jeffrey Combs tells TrekMovie he’d “embrace” ‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ role, if offered trekmovie.com/2020/06/06/…
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Andre Harrell, Music Executive Who Signed Sean ‘Puffy’ Combs, Dies at 59 variety.com/2020/music/ne…
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👤︎ u/afeigenb
📅︎ May 09
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bianca hands down had the best makeover of season 9. she looked stunning with her head shaved. and her hair was badly damaged by all the perms and hot combs and bleach. it’s a great thing that they shaved it all off
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📰︎ r/ANTM
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👤︎ u/teddivan96
📅︎ May 24
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I love bar combs v.redd.it/6ufwo2iqszq41
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👤︎ u/Eragongun
📅︎ Apr 05
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Is it normal to casually pull this much hair while trying to untangle your hair with fingers (without using a comb) ?!?! I AM FREAKING OUT!
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📅︎ Jun 06
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I got the wall panels off. Floor to ceiling in one spot. Loads of honey, I think I just missed a swarm though, small cluster on a giant comb.
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📰︎ r/Beekeeping
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📅︎ Apr 17
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What would you if she asks you to change her hairstyle. You only have a comb and a scissor✂️. Comment your thoughts 💇
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📰︎ r/hairfetish
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📅︎ Jun 04
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Loving On You is announced as Luke Combs’ next single
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👤︎ u/CyrusWaugh
📅︎ Jun 08
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I just want to take a shower and comb my hair like a normal girl for once...

But there's this guy that started watching my movie again and I have to climb out his phone's screen in about 7 minutes.

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👤︎ u/Geochara
📅︎ May 31
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HELP! I have an addiction of buying bongs! This new piece was only $45. Cute lil bees and honey combs 🐝 🍯 glows in the dark too!
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📰︎ r/entwives
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👤︎ u/vannaxox
📅︎ Jun 04
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First attempt at a beard comb. Pine and meranti. Handtools only because I don't have access to any power tools
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📅︎ May 08
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Tatted Bridal Hair Comb
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📰︎ r/tatting
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📅︎ Jun 02
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What type of comb would you suggest for long, thick, curly hair like mine? Also recommend me some tips on how to look after my hair (just looking for new recommendations)
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📰︎ r/FierceFlow
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📅︎ May 22
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When it's quarantine time and you just need a damn comb gfycat.com/niftymarvelous…
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📰︎ r/3Dprinting
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📅︎ Apr 20
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Ends are in really bad condition, they break-off everyday i comb. Want to keep my hair growing. Any suggestions for what kinda haircut i should go for, are welcomed. 💕
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📰︎ r/longhair
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📅︎ Jun 09
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Just a bit of advice from my journey: invest in a brush or comb and stop taking pics with flashes and lighting that reveal your every flaw. All same day. Bottom = what the rest of the world sees. Top = what you see when you take pictures with unnatural lighting and heavy flash.
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Does anyone else panic at the amount of hair that combs out on wash days? 😱

After years of treating humid/damp days as my moral enemy .... I have finally worked out that I have really wavy hair YAY 🥳 I’ve been following the curly method for around 8 months now, settling on Cantu for the last few including curl custard as it gives me a great cast and hold. Problem is I can’t work out if I am losing more hair or if the fact that I don’t brush or fiddle with my hair during the day and am now washing every second day means that most of it comes loose in the shower. My hair doesn’t feel or look thinner 😅 but it’s starting to freak me out! 😱

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📅︎ Jun 07
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For those who haven't seen "The Frighteners" (please rectify that) and wonder just how gloriously bonkers Jeffrey Combs is in it, this is his introductory scene. It only gets crazier from here. youtu.be/xkitgEhNISU
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📰︎ r/horror
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👤︎ u/gf120581
📅︎ May 03
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How to choose the right comb for your beard?

I currently use both a brush and a comb.

I bought the comb a while ago when my beard was shorter and thinkning I may need a new one to suit my current, longer, beard length. I have a Kent FOT but I have no idea what I should be looking for in my next comb, if I should change.

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📰︎ r/BeardTalk
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👤︎ u/MatityahuC
📅︎ May 25
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How often y’all like to comb your hair? v.redd.it/k6tlcy0m3e151
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📰︎ r/360Waves
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👤︎ u/calehtx
📅︎ May 27
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Two layers of comb on a frame, will it cause any major issues?
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📰︎ r/Beekeeping
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👤︎ u/kwjxd
📅︎ Jun 08
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Cut myself using a comb in February. In the end it ended up more like a burn and I’ve never done anything before, or since then. The scars are flush with my skin, but does anyone know how long they’ll take to fade? Or any cheap ways to help fade them?
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👤︎ u/th_2312
📅︎ Jun 07
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Woke up to find my hive in this state. I live in suburban Colorado, right up against the Flatirons. What could have done this? Are raccoons strong enough to flip over a brood box? The hive was at full strength, actually still appears to be minus some rated super comb once I put her all back together
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📰︎ r/Beekeeping
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📅︎ Jun 10
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Only comb that works on Benny v.redd.it/ggcyfv40ot051
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👤︎ u/jarafilms
📅︎ May 25
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Always had it very messy and textured, my hair grew out a little so I tried something new with my handy comb... What y'all think??
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📰︎ r/Pomade
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👤︎ u/valva-iama
📅︎ May 12
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Just made a discovery! Those wire combs you use for cable management work great to keep your link cable from bending or getting in your way!
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📅︎ Apr 25
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Wanted a wide tooth comb, so I made one v.redd.it/iz3exerifws41
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📅︎ Apr 15
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Just a reminder that Comb jellyfishes exist.
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📅︎ May 12
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Turns out that for a few extra $$ you can get anything you want printed onto a TangleTeezer comb...
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📰︎ r/nhl
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👤︎ u/Callywagg
📅︎ Apr 09
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Trying to tame the ginger mane and find a way to comb my hair where it doesn't look like I'm just homeless lol
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👤︎ u/jkbyron
📅︎ May 12
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Tatara Mini Masamune Nodachi Open Comb
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📅︎ May 24
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