The colon is unnecessary
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Colon's fan celebrating the first title in 116 years of history (Argentina) v.redd.it/zsaiaikn5k371
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[X-post from /r/GTAV] I don’t think this is good for your colon v.redd.it/kbjiqnxa51271
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Jump in cancer diagnoses at 65 implies patients wait for Medicare. Increase in lung, breast, colon and prostate cancer diagnoses at the transition from 64 to 65 than at all other age transitions. Lung cancer rates increased 3-4% each year for people aged 61 to 64, then at 65 doubled. med.stanford.edu/news/all…
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colon capital o
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Adolescence Intake of Sugar-Sweetened Beverages Linked to Increased Risk of Early-onset Colon Cancer medicalresearch.com/cance…
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This douchebag and his snake oil. I am so sick of this obnoxious prick. Just fyi, no, we do not carry around pounds of shit "rotting away in our intestines." "Detoxing" your colon is not a thing. Your intestines are squeaky clean. Just watch a colonoscopy video and ask a real doctor.
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DALE COLON NOMAA! πŸ˜‚ v.redd.it/j0d3nfny0l371
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Over a year removed from colon cancer, Trey Mancini currently leads the majors in RBIs and is posting his best OPS+ (141) season. baseball-reference.com/pl…
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Jeff, a semi colon, and an Oxford Comma walk into a bar.

Both of them have a great time.

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I noticed that every time I eat mini-wheats dogecoin goes up. I don't know how much longer my colon can take it but I'm doing the best I can for us all!

I think mini-wheats is like fuel for mars because it sure acts like it on both the charts and my anus. I don't know how much more fiber I can handle but I'm giving it my all.

Since we're talking about superstitions, what is it that you do in hopes that it helps?

Edit 11:55AM EST: I went back to sleep not too long after posting this and doge took a nosedive? Not if I say anything about this! I'm going back in the mini-wheats. (also ty for the award!)

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The Bartolo Colon β€œbeaning” commercial v.redd.it/ed0qf6mkrq271
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DALE COLON NOMAS. Parte 2 v.redd.it/wsda1r8w0o371
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I have a poop bag (ileostomy) and no colon so I made this dress and my villagers have some new sayings. reddit.com/gallery/nmhy1e
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PERITONEAL PULL vs SIGMOID COLON

So it had to be done and I am doing it.

After I have read all the wiki I'd like to create a direct comparison between these two methods.

Both are self lubing and both can have it constantly 24/7 and from what I can understand both liquids are different from cis-lubrification.

Both requires dilatation (every method does but is just easier that the classic penile inversion).

regarding the Difference and the cons I can summarise like this:

SIGMOID COLON seems to have a more thicker texture of the vaginal canal, and a more thicker lubrication/discharge liquid. The con of this is that it could be thicker over time tightening the canal, I am very scared of how it would feels inside compared to a natal vagina. My concerns are that a boy could feel it too thick and strange. I don't believe in the odour thing as with time bacteria will adapt and change the odour of the tissue.

PERITONEAL PULL on the other hand have a thinner texture that is more like a natal vagina and the lubrication/discharge liquid is more thin than a cis one. The con is that could be more fragile and I am scared it could fail during penetrative sex. And what if the texture feels too thin?

As u can see is all about too thin/too thick texture, I am scared that one would be too thick and strange while the other would be too thin and feels like just a flesh sock.

are there anyone who have data to compare the canal of both techniques? if you got a PTT or a Sigmoid I would really appreciate feedbacks on your inside texture and how it feels to you and to others.

personally I d go with PTT if I can be sure the inner canal will not fail due to its fragility. Colon seems more strong but maybe too different from a cis canal.

Idk what to chose because I can't know how it feels inside....and I will never know it so it's like a blind jump for me 😭😭

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Former Smith County elections administrator accused of giving employees colon cleanser to drink kltv.com/2021/06/01/sheri…
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[@DiarioOle] Colon de Santa Fe are your Copa de la Superliga 2021 Champions !!!!! twitter.com/DiarioOle/sta…
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What the hell is a semi-colon and when do I use it.

I’ve tried learning when to use a semi-colon but google just can’t explain it in a way I understand.

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AITA for being mad that my husband wasn’t there with me after a ruptured colon

English isn’t my first language and throwaway so apologies for that So I (24f) recently( 2 days ago at the time this story took place ) had a ruptured colon and peritonitis due to it and have been feeling pretty sick and in pain so I asked my husband (23m) if he could stay with me for at least a week till I get more used to it but he said no because him and his friend had this tradition of going backpacking( hike set up camp hike again and then come back so this takes around 4 days)on this nice hill around graduation every year since 8th grade and they continued to do it even after they were finished with school. I asked more pleadingly and he still sad no, and then when he came back he asked me why I was upset and I told him that he never thought about my needs or wants and he said that he has his own life to and he says I have no right to say that about him so now I feel like an asshole because the comment might have been a bit rude so AITA?

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Colon's fan celebration (second part) v.redd.it/kd8lb4gnjk371
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Flag of Japan but colon-ized
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β€œTry it, and you’ll be scanning the inside of your colon” ~ Shepard. I’ve said before and I’ll say it again. Renegade Shepard has the best and most hilarious lines. v.redd.it/aw16f8vz75271
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I have an ileostomy bag and my colon removed. I’ve posted some of these before but today I made my own design with my ileostomy bag and new names for my villagers. reddit.com/gallery/nmhx7w
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Let me correct you Cole.. dad and STEP daughter trip. It also makes me sad/mad that the only time colon makes a big deal out of ev is when he can preach his β€œgodly” spirit to everyone & try to prove he’s a good person. Their dad-child trip to was to visit a grave of a little girl who died of cancer…
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A Normal Colon πŸ₯Ί

Just came here to say that after having moderate inflammation from Crohn’s disease for the last eight years, I had a 100% normal and no inflammation colonoscopy yesterday. 😭😭 I started Entyvio in November of 2020 and my body has taken to it really well. My doctor said my colon looks like that of someone who doesn’t have Crohn’s disease at all. I cried happy tears when she told me. πŸ˜‚

Anyway. There’s not many people in my life who truly understand how great of news this is, but I knew you all would be able to appreciate it. This doesn’t mean I’ll be good forever, but I’m thankful that I’m feeling well and my colon looks good at the moment.

Wanted to share some positivity today and provide a little hope for someone who might need it. πŸ€—

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Sac and Ev did not need Colon β€” he needed them.

I know the subject of Sac’s narcissism/obsession with her looks has been a topic often discussed in this sub. It’s interesting to me how in the recap of the β€œbody image” sob story clickbait, it seemed that Sac tried to blame most of her confidence issues on Tommy β€” when they so obviously stem from her relationship with Cole, too.

The talk track for the ColonSac Business Relationship has ALWAYS been that Sac was this down and out single mom and amazing 19 year old Alabama nut job Colesore β€œsaved” her!! Omg! What a hero! While Colonoscopy often praises her looks, he NEVER says how he is lucky to have met Sav or how Sav helped him grow in his faith β€” nothing like that ever. So really, are we shocked that this 27 year old woman facetunes her children and is obsessed with curling her hair and taking selfies? It’s all she is valued for by her partner. Beyond that, she is constantly told how β€œlucky” she is that a perfect twerking saint like Dem White Boy #3 would accept her when she had premarital sex the horror

Perhaps even more infuriating is the β€œCole raised Ev when he needed her most” narrative. Bullshit. While I feel bad for Ev because her bio parents and grandmother are all unfortunately whack jobs, she did not NEED Cole. Cole needed her. Cole was a Vine star on the fast track to irrelevancy. I don’t remember the names of the other members of Dem White Boyz, do you? If Cole hadn’t met Moneyleigh and her poor excuse for a mother, he’d probably be in Alabama working as Bab’s assistant. You don’t think he met the Soutas’ girls and realized how he could profit? Ev’s stardom was on the rise (as Sav’s main monetized platforms were musically and Instagram, still big platforms in 2016 unlike Vine) and Cole’s was sinking fast. He met them on a trip to LA so he obviously likes the area. Ev was his ticket there. Colesore is a fame whore who loves attention and profiting off his performative Christianity and a teenage pregnancy was his way in the door to staying relevant.

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Who else thinks that Colon and Sac are like that middle school couple/freshman high school couple?

Like you know THAT couple? Ranging from 6th-freshman year in high school? You know when kids are just starting to date and seeing a couple(always popular kids) was a BIG deal and everyone was so invested in their relationship though they literally broke up like a day later? Yeah that one. For some reason I see Cole and Savannah as that couple. They are the popular couple and the stans are the others who are so invested. Instead of holding hands, first hug, maybe first kiss, If it made it that far maybe first school dance, Everone was invested in Cole and Savannah’s marriage proposal, wedding, first child. Every move they made together, everyone was all over. They could have breathed at the same time and everyone would be falling over with heart eye emojis. They came up with the cheesiest compliments for each other while in front of their peers but if it was just them they’d just stand there awkwardly and not say much to each other. If the relationship dragged out long enough without a big milestone, they became irrelevant. So basically Cole and Savannah. Idk, I just find that whole relationship childish. Like not even late high school bs, this is middle school behavior. Kinda just thought of it in my head as I looked back at my middle school days. Just thought I’d share my random observation with y’all.

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[Pre-Order] Willie Colon & Ruben Blades - Siembra (Limited Emerald Vinyl LP + Album T-Shirt) (/500) fania.com/products/willie…
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Human remains found in front of Mexican military installation in Tijuana. An intestine, a heart, a liver and a colon were found. Credit: NOTICIAS SIN CENSURA TIJUANA
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This will seem weird. But I'm dealing with Colon Cancer rignt now and I modeled and printed my largest tumor removed from my sigmoid colon. It is to scale from the measurements and pictures from my doctor.
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Why I am putting semi-colon, I code in Python...
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[Simon] Francisco Lindor’s 2nd career hr for the Mets. He passed (among others) Bartolo Colon on the club’s all-time home run list twitter.com/markasimonsay…
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Beth Doe identified as pregnant 15-year-old Evelyn Colon who vanished in 1976. A year later, her parents received a letter stating she wanted to cut contact so they never reported her missing. Turns out, the letter wasn't written by Evelyn. Her boyfriend, now 63, has been charged with homicide. newsbreak.com/n/0Z9FI57f?…
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colon greenwood
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There seemed to be so many people at Disneyland but P didn’t have a mask on, where’s your β€œanxiety” now, colon?
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The strange wireless network between your colon when you desperately need a poo and the traffic lights near your home.

The more desperate you are when you approach the lights when driving hom, the more likely it is to be red. And then when it goes green, that's the brown light for your bum.

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Doctor: sorry but I had to remove your colon in the surgery..

Me why?

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Study: Heavy drinking raises a person's risk for colon cancer significantly, while a diet high in red meat also raises it to a lesser extent. Such drinking increases colon cancer risk by nearly 60%, and eating lots of red meat boosts it by more than 10%, the data showed. upi.com/Health_News/2021/…
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leavin this here (thanks to gd colon for the gdlogo maker!)
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Amazing how a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence

For example:

-Jane ate her friend's sandwich.

-Jane ate her friend's colon.

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for HOME Theaters?
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Local bakery made these, all profits will go to colon cancer research.
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Day 2/3 Dr. Kamol Pansritum sigmoid colon bottom surgery recovery

Day 2 Dr. Kamol Pansritum sigmoid colon bottom surgery recovery going well, surgeon quite happy saying above average. "Looks really good. A insignificant amount of bruises, cuts appear to be nicely done, no signs of necrosis. Looks like a perfect crotch" a veterinarian I guess I'm sort of dating, a dental colleague and a trans paramedic who helped me pick this surgeon concur. Got pics too dunno if I can post em. Not super graphic. Cleanest result I've ever seen. FFS coming around day 7-10. AMA

My gf is day 3 same procedure and similarly doing well besides pain which unlike me she's needed morphine, lower pain threshold. Pics by day and person in comments. Lmk if any go down and need to be re-uploaded.

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Bad Bunny FaceTiming Carlos Colon before WrestleMania
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I Have Stage IV Colon Cancer and we need a little help.

Link to my GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-heath-battle-cancer?utm_campaign=p_lico+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

Proof it's me: https://imgur.com/eCOBzVZ Sorry it's grainy, my laptop's camera isn't as good as I thought it was.

I'm not uploading my bills. I'm sorry, but that's too personal and I don't feel comfortable doing that.

The story:

I posted about this in /r/self a couple months ago. At the time I made that post, things were looking bleak. They're better now, but still not good.

I am currently 38 years old, and will be 39 in October. My wife and I are what you would call poor. Covid made things worse because she had to quit her job, and I was only part time at a gas station.

I guess I should start at the very beginning, December of last year. I've had heartburn all my life, since I was like 9 or 10. It's been bad, but manageable. Nothing ever worked on it, though. The only thing that temporarily solved it was a spoonful of baking soda in a glass of water.

Well, in December my heartburn cranked up to 11. I lost my appetite, and my gag reflex became a hair trigger. Just coughing too hard would make me throw up. About once or twice a week, I would get up in the morning and throw up. And it was just pure bile. But there was a lot of it. I could maybe fill a 32 oz Big Gulp cup most of the way.

Again, we have almost nothing in savings, so the hospital is not an attractive offer. We also live with my wife's grandmother (the one saving grace that meant we weren't on the streets). She was paying most of the household bills, but between that and our own bills, there wasn't much money to go around. Grandma is also elderly and has complications that made her highly susceptible to Covid. We took as few risks as possible.

Eventually I quit 7-Eleven and was doing Doordash, which made more money, but not a lot more. It meant far less contact with people, though. About three weeks into my new job, I threw up three mornings in a row. So I took some days off, and went to an Urgent Care-- it's like an ER without the hospital attached. It was $100 to be seen without insurance, but it wasn't packed with people like an ER would have been. The doctor didn't even examine me. She didn't touch my stomach or listen to anything. And then she hyperfocused on diarrhea, which I said I get occasionally when I don't drink enough water. "Gastro intenitis," she said, and prescribed me some antibiotics and other thing

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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How common is colon cancer at early stages in life?

A friend of mine (21) just got diagnosed with stage 4 colon cancer that has unfortunately spread. She’s fighting, but this is such a shock to me as she is so young and most cases I hear of colon cancer are much later in life.

I’m 22 & I’ve had symptoms such as constipation and mucus in stool but always passed it off as IBS or something.

My questions are: Should people be more aware of things like this in their teens/20s? Just how common is colon cancer at these young years?

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Colon sac’s onesie phase will forever haunt my nightmares reddit.com/gallery/ne4xnj
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Colon fangirling after Bieber again. The ending, just why?πŸ™ˆπŸ˜¬ v.redd.it/uhxhnmp5wf271
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Disgraced comedian and holocaust denier Owen Benjamin is now giving medical advice to his followers: Apparently, intermittent fasting & turpentine is all you need to cure colon cancer... v.redd.it/bl53b7mj8q271
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[MT] River vs. Colon

Armani; Montiel, Diaz, Martinez, Angileri; Enzo, DLC, Palavecino; Alvarez, Borre, Beltran

Thread en modo chat

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