The biggest nightmare for a closet weeb like me
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Watch my cat take a nap in my closet reddit.com/rpan/r/Animals…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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The trophy closet v.redd.it/786wq4uuzb961
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A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: β€ŸDark in here.”
Man: β€ŸYes it’s.”
Boy: β€ŸI have a baseball.”
Man: β€ŸThat's nice.”
Boy: β€ŸWant to buy it?”
Man: β€ŸNo, thanks.”
Boy: β€ŸThat's my dad outside.”
Man: β€ŸHow much did you say the baseball was again?”
Boy: β€Ÿ$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: β€ŸDark in here.”
Man: β€ŸYes, it's..”
Boy: β€ŸI have a baseball glove.”
Man: β€ŸThat's nice.”
Boy: β€ŸWant to buy it?”
Man: β€ŸNo, thanks.”
Boy: β€ŸI think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.”
Man: β€ŸHow much did you say the glove was again?”
Boy: β€Ÿ$750.”
Man: β€ŸFine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, β€ŸGrab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!”
The boy says, β€ŸI can't. I sold them.”
The father asks, β€ŸHow much did you sell them for?”
The son says, β€Ÿ$1,000.”
The father says, β€ŸIt's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, β€ŸDark in here.”
The priest says, β€ŸDo not start that shit again.”

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Enby of the closet is right
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicesPotato
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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The way this closet separates the light
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Decided to make my wife a new closet in her sewing room. It is now full of colorful fabrics.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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By combining a laundry room with a walk in closet you would take out minimum 50-65% of the hassle of doing laundry
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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I build futuristic art installations in my closet using lasers, glass and mirrors. This piece has 14 lasers. No photoshop. BTS and vids in comments.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lew182
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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The Fourth Closet: Baby & Baby Crawlers reddit.com/gallery/koeh7a
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I have dreamed about starting my podcast that would be a shout out to the amazing women in gaming and esports and here it is - I am recording from my closet, but I have started!πŸ”₯😍
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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My video Game Closet
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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a bench I built for a client closet
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Re-purposed a closet so that my collection couldn't be accidentally bumped into. Also invested in puck lights- stoked with how it turned out!
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WYR: Have a real special Death Note that only works for you, or a special closet that can teleport you to anywhere in the universe

With this special Death Note, anything you write in it, happens. Doesn't have to be killing anyone. You can script a pole getting flung to the moon and it will happen. If someone kills you, the next person that touches the Death Note, keeps it. If you don't write anything in the Death Note for 1 week, it's no longer yours unless no one else touched it by the next time you touch it again.


This special transparent closet can take you anywhere in the universe, you can travel to Mars and explore it, just don't get out of the transparent closet if you aren't in a breathable location. It comes with a joystick so you can fly and move around. Even in the ocean. Only you can use it. No one can steal it/move it. You can fly to your destination or you can teleport there instantly. It's indestructible. So no one can damage it. However, if someone kills you, the next person to enter it, keeps it. It's invisible on the outside, so no one can see you. The owner of the closet can see outlines of the closet outside. You can pass through any object without harm. If you die, everyone can now see the outlines of the closet until someone goes into the closet, then it would be theirs.

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Just about finished with my most realistic?? build yet?? There are closets and a pantry and lots of details that I'm really proud of 😀
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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That moment you realize that your country is a hellscape of closet racists who don't have a scintilla of concern for their fellow citizens.

Watching the election results roll in is like showing up at a party you were super stoked for, only to find that there's not only no alcohol but it's not even a party, but a colonoscopy without anesthesia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icecoldtoiletseat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Shopping my closet and busting out some serious unicorns! πŸ¦„
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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closet
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Hayasaka closet cosplay trial πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My craft closet is complete! reddit.com/gallery/ktjc91
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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My dad found my 2011 high school ID card in his closet today
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Hey I spotted Mike’s Bible while Natalie complained about the smell in his closet πŸ‘½πŸ™πŸΌ
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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This brazilian soldier set up a gamer PC inside the army closet. And yes, he is using a fan as a cooler. v.redd.it/vpjwrzl9mk761
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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AITA for not giving up my closet for a nursery

Im currently pregnant and my husband and I own a 3 bedroom home. One is the bedroom, another is his office and game room and the third is my closet. My dream has always been to have a bedroom as a closet/ beauty room. I finally have it and I feel like a princess everyday. However, we have to make room for a baby now. The room furthest away is my husbands office where he can game freely and be as loud as he wants. We both use this room as a home office since we own a business but it is mostly his. We each have a desk in it and the setup just makes sense. However, my closet was custom designed and it brings me so much joy. I always said I would give it up for a baby but now I’m having second thoughts. I think my husband should give up his office since he can game in the living room. We can get rid of one desk and put the other in the living room to work. I would be willing to do my work on my vanity. I know this would throw off the look of the house but it is only our starter home. He says my idea just doesn’t make sense. I don’t disagree but this closet has been my dream whereas his office doesn’t fulfill anything deep like that for him. He is free to make the living room his new personal space. Is it possible that I’m in the wrong here?

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I just adopted Atticus this weekend. He was a stray and they told me he's a very fearful cat. I slowly introduced him to my closet with some food, a bed I warmed up in the dryer, and some pets when he allowed. Just this morning he sat in my lap and purred.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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From the top bunk, under dozens of stuffed animals, the little girl watched wide-eyed as the closet door creaked open.

Like a pastel cyclone, the plush toys swarmed the bogeyman, enveloping it, draining it, leaving nothing more than a small, blue bunny to add to their ranks.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I built a treehouse into the closet to save space in our tiny playroom reddit.com/gallery/kpnpo1
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Probably die in new but hey I found this cursed frosted flakes box in my grandmas closet
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Ain't it great being in the closet?
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Final closet station. No more space for upgrades... pretty happy with it!
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Fresh out of the closet, rate away!
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I came here after entering a janitor closet, the air smells like old perfume and everything is in Spanish (storefronts, signs, etc...)
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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New Criterion closet finally!
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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If you don't touch the clothes in the closet in V's apartment they start multiplying and upgraded versions will begin to appear.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I turned a closet into a makeshift video game library v.redd.it/6fdfcsrqky561
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I have Coopers jacket (well maybe the closet thing from the actual one) somebody sold it to me who worked on the cast and crew of the movie. They were given as wrap party gifts. It has the movie title stitched on the arm.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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In Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004), after Neville sees a projection of Severus Snape coming out of the closet, he uses the spell "Riddikulus" to magically put him a dress and then everyone on the room laughs. This is because, according to J.K Rowling, transsexuals are a fucking joke.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Today marks the first time spending Christmas after beginning HRT and still being in the closet and i just feel... empty inside.

So no one in my family knows I'm transitioning yet and I'm 11 months deep into HRT.

Today went something like: The family came round and they sat and ate their dinners and opened up their presents from each other while i laid in bed with terrible anxiety and made an excuse that I'm not feeling too well and don't want to come down. After the commotion settled down downstairs i went and handed everyone their presents and received mine. Previous years i didn't mind receiving male themed Christmas gifts, socks, slippers, underwear, shirts etc because all though i suffered with gender dysphoria i had not yet at this point came to terms with being trans or started medically transitioning so it was very easy to brush off them emotions. But today has absolutely broke me and I did not see it coming at all. My family sat around me while i open my presents and waited for my reaction to their gifts and I'm having to sit there and pretend to be happy with all the male clothing and other male themed gifts. It just made me feel so shitty and empty inside but i pushed on through, smiling and thanking everyone for their presents. But the worst was still to come. I was opening up my last present from my mam and it was some girls slippers. My eyes lit up and i made my first genuine smile that I've done all day. I laughed and jokingly said they're nice these i think I'd suit them. She realised what I'd opened and said sorry they were meant for your sister. I laughed about it but inside i just felt dead. Utterly dead. I've just came back upstairs and written this out. Needed to get it off my chest. I did not anticipate this at all and it's caught me so off guard. After experiencing this level of dysphoria and guilt for not liking most of my presents. I don't think i can handle another Christmas/birthday in the closet. It's not fair on the others who have wasted their money on gifts i won't ever use and it's definitely not fair on what I've just put my mental health through so unexpectedly. I just feel so so shitty now :(

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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The smell in Mike’s closet.
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What kind of skeletons do people keep in their closets nowadays?
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Small Apartment Closet Homelab + Storage - It will do for now, and will let me play reddit.com/gallery/kl6hbz
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I made jammies!!! Some things left to be desired like the collar could lie flatter, but overall very pleased. Pattern is Caroline Pajamas from Closet Core.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/karentrudeau
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Behold! My brothers spare bedroom closet.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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The closet hurts πŸ˜­πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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My first time crocheting with beads! Made it to commemorate coming out of the closet :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TangerineRight
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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When only place for a rack is a linen closet reddit.com/gallery/krpxqt
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Continuation of last post about the suicide In my dad’s closet v.redd.it/9dhqclcs18961
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