A sales guy rings the doorbell on a house, and the door is opened by a 12 year old, holding a glass of cognac and smoking a cigar

The sales guy is a bit stunned, but plows forward and asks, "Is your dad home?"

The kid replies, "What the fuck do you think?"

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A 'historic, lifesaving step': FDA moves to ban menthol cigarettes and flavored cigars nbcnews.com/health/health…
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Neighbors told me to stop smoking cigars/weed in my backyard and said they'd call the cops on me for drugs if I do it again.

They keep reminding me that they have a kid and they shouldn't have to smell it, but I have no where else that I can safely smoke, and I'm sure not going to do it inside.

Can the cops get called on me for this?

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The 3 genders: girl, boy, and gold cigar!
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Cigar Shaped UFO Photographed and Pursued by Italian Air Force over Sant'Angelo Airport in 1979. [Story in comments]
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How’d you get into cigars? I got into them while in the Marines in Iraq in the mid 2000s. Another Marine in my platoon was a big cigar smoker and introduced me to a hula girl cigar and I’ve always liked hearing how people got into this amazing hobby
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AITA for not buying my father with stage 4 prostate cancer cigars?

Pretty simple, he is 69 years old, has smoked for more than 50+ years, and has stage 4 prostate cancer at this point that is rapidly worsening. He typically will smoke probably 3-4 cigars a week, while vaping on the side. He was just in the hospital with pneumonia, where he didn't smoke for a week, and since he returned can't go get cigars for himself anymore at this point as he is no longer fit to drive, and has been wanting them. He wants me to go get cigars for him because his cravings are so bad and I refuse because he just had pneumonia and he has cancer, so smoking cigars is the last thing he needs right now. His response is that at this point it doesn't matter if he smokes cigars, he is already dying, what harm can it do, and is practically begging me to let him satisfy the craving, and I feel like an asshole for refusing, though I also think I am medically doing the right thing.

So pretty much, am I the asshole for not letting my dad smoke cigars just because "it doesn't matter, he's dying anyways", or should I go ahead and buy them for him.

Edit: ill go get him some cigars. thank you all for being kind

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Pep smoking a cigar and singing Noel Gallagher at PL Celebrations. v.redd.it/0ja7sg33sqz61
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Close, but no cigar
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I’ve trained him to detect for quality. He has been taught to throw all Acid cigars straight in the trash.
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The saying goes, close, but no cigar! But this time, they got it!
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I know what the β€˜f word’ is! Also, I don’t think I want health tips from a cigar smoker.
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Fox Cigar Hooked It Up
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FDA Moves To Ban Menthol Cigarettes And Flavored Cigars npr.org/2021/04/29/991973…
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Having a cigar bar at my wedding next month. Hope this will do. reddit.com/gallery/nnvpcy
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Someone please explain to me how this elcor managed to put a cigar in his mouth and light it. This elcor is seen on Omega in ME2. ngl elcor are kinda cute
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Close but no cigar
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Wanted to spice up my decades save so I started a β€œLadies’ Book Club” for rich housewives to gamble, smoke cigars, and fight each other in a secret parlor beneath a brothel reddit.com/gallery/npa9zz
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Cigar shaped UAP dives into Indonesian waters on Saturday - incredible footage cnnindonesia.com/tv/20210…
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After 6 years, our last IVF egg, my wife and I have a strong reason to HODL. HODLING for a better future. New baby APE coming!!! Cigars for everyone!
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The Underground Cigar Shop is now accepting Safemoon !!!!! www.undergroundcigars.com
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My daughter was born yesterday. Enjoying a cigar while wife and baby rest reddit.com/gallery/nd6axz
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10-cigar sampler from Holt’s just arrived. I paid $15 for this sampler. Any thoughts on your favorite smokes from this list? I plan to let them sit in the humidor for a while before I touch them.
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Reminder; The only thing new about the "tic-tac" phenomenon is the name. They've been known as "Cigars" ever since UFO's have been a reported.

People seem to be under the conception that these "tic tacs" might be some new military technology. Perhaps.

However that type of "craft", is by no means new. It is in fact one of the most commonly reported types of UFO since reports have been taken.

Known as "Cigars", "Cylinders", "Ghost Rockets" and other names; it's pretty clear to me anyway that the "tic tac" is not at all some new phenomenon. It's just a new name for an old thing.

I've spent the last hour pulling (only a few) of the reports of "cigars" from 3 specific books by some of the most credible authors.
UFOs and Nukes Extraordinary Encounters at Nuclear Weapons Sites by Robert Hastings
The Flying Saucers Are Real by Donald Keyhoe
The UFO evidence. Volume II, A 30-year report by Richard Hall

UFOs and Nukes Extraordinary Encounters at Nuclear Weapons Sites by Robert Hastings:

Page 36;
>In short, during the late-1940s and early-1950s, someone seemed to be intent on conducting repeated, unauthorized over-flights of the U.S. government's top secret atomic weapons sites. Reliable eye-witnesses accounts indicated that the aerial craft involved in these incursions were revolutionary in designβ€”usually disc-shaped, but sometimes reported as spherical, cigar-shaped, or diamond-shapedβ€”and vastly superior in performance to any known jet aircraft or rocket.

Page 46;
>February 17, 1949. A fireball and a UFO were observed on the same day. Kirtland AFB OSI Special Agent Captain Melvin E. Neef reported that a fireball, orangered in color with a "gas flame" blue tail, was visible for 5-7 seconds at Sandia Base at 5:52 a.m. That evening, a bright "yellow-orange cigar-shaped light" was observed by approximately 100 people, including Sandia's military security guards, for seven minutes, between 5:59 and 6:06 p.m.^^(28)

Page 79;
>Foss continued, "To the best of my recollection, the Las Vegas newspapers printed numerous reports of UFO sightings during the Operation Teapot tests. One evening between shots, I drove into Las Vegas for groceries and, on my return to Indian Springs AFB, I observed what I thought was a UFO. It was not the traditional disc-shaped UFO but a cigar-shaped object which was emitting different colors, such as red and orange, as it traveled in the night sky. The UFO was closer to the base than to Las Vegas. There was no reflective glow in the sky from the city, so it was dark and the object stood out clearly as it headed towards the te

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Accent wall in Cigar room is almost finished... looking for a paint color suggestion for the walls that compliments it, and is also cigar room friendly.
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Just missing a cigar for the ATF trio. F/A Group Ind. Uzi
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Got to see a $500 cigar and had to take a picture. I'm curious if anyone has had one and if so, is it worth it?
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M82 - The Cigar Galaxy. Data from Hubble processed by myself.
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The laugh I make literally every time I smoke a cigar
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Enjoying some much needed down time from both grinds with relaxing smoke a Lobotomy by Asylum Cigars this Maduro is smooth as silk it offers a relaxing medium body, nice draw and earthy notes.
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I’m gonna need more cigar boxes
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[Pic] Not anything fancy but Upcycled my dad's cigar box into a thread box
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Cigar shaped UFO spotted at night. New vid by SST on YT. youtu.be/-lbRNbJNPnw
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Turned my garage into a Cigar Bar: Before and After

This is was our winter project. Just got tired of smoking in the cold. I am putting together a long version that will show some additional details. Kudos to my DIY wife who busted her tail with this project....She now is a cigar smoker herself. Finally, thanks to all my buddies and family (especially my Dad) that helped out. Some good memories ahead.

https://reddit.com/link/mv6f6d/video/ic57hoblufu61/player

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Wanted a cigar smoking commander for an Astra Militarum unit so did some teeny-tiny kitbashing
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Made a pen display case from this paper cigar box given to me by a very kind cigar shop keeper. What’s your coolest DIY fountain pen related item?
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TIL that Clint Eastwood hated the cigars that his character smoked in the β€œDollars Trilogy”. Because he would have to do multiple takes, he smoked them quite a bit. According to Eli Wallach, Eastwood would sometimes tell the director: β€œYou’d better get it this time, because I’m going to throw up.” mentalfloss.com/article/7…
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A new book and new cigars for the weekend. Anyone had these?
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This is Bode's Galaxy, the Cigar Galaxy, and the Garland Galaxy captured with my home telescope and 6 hours of exposure time.
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What’s your biggest turn-off with cigars?

Mine is a tight draw or little smoke output. I want a mouthful of smoke when I take a puff. I hate having to hit the cigar 2-3 times for barely any smoke. It is the #1 thing I hate most and will cause me to never smoke a certain brand again. Like just now, I tried an Aladino Robusto, and the smoke output was terrible even though the airflow seemed perfect. I tossed the stick about 2 inches in because I just didn’t want to deal with it anymore. It totally ruins the experience for me.

Another thing I don’t like is cheap looking banding. I’m not saying I want something to look gilded or whatever, in fact I prefer simpler bands, like Tatuaje or the Cloud Hopper No. 54. Bands do play a role in me choosing a cigar, as counterintuitive as that may seem. The look and feel of a cigar is paramount to the experience for me, as well as the flavor and smoke output. Band-less cigars just don’t do it for me. I wish they did, because there’s some deals out there, but they don’t.

What are some things you absolutely despise about cigars, the cigar community, or your smoking experience?

This post isn’t meant to be a negative gripe-fest, but rather just something on which we can voice our opinions and discuss solutions.

Have a good day fellas!

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Cigar lounge. Contax T3 | Portra 400
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Fox Cigars remains hot AF
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No Hitter And A Cigar Great Paired
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Just got a job offer that's going to change my life! Don't have any super nice cigars but it's time to celebrate!
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My first haul from Fox Cigar. The Davidoff will be saved for a special occasion.
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Cigar Butt Portfolio (Extremely Concentrated)

60% in United Natural Foods, Inc. (UNFI) is a Providence, R.I. - based natural and organic food company. It is the largest publicly traded wholesale distributor of health and specialty food in the United States and Canada.

  • Currently trading at Price/Sales of 0.08 vs historical average of 0.30 (high range is 0.50 - 0.60 times sales)
  • Revenue is $27.35 billion vs $2.07 billion market cap
  • P/E of 8
  • Price/Free Cash Flow of 3.3
  • Enterprise Value/EBITDA is 8.49
  • Gross profit yield is over 100%

40% in R.R. Donnelley (RRD) is an American Fortune 500 integrated communications company that provides marketing and business communications, commercial printing, and related services.

  • Current Price/Sales Ratio of 0.09, high P/S ratio of 0.45, average is around 0.20 over the past decade.
  • Enterprise Value/EBITDA is 7.27
  • Market cap of $404 million
  • Revenue of $4.72 billion
  • $210.5 million in operating cash flow
  • Gross profit yield is over 100%

Edit: I use the term "cigar butt" to refer to any deep value situation (particularly when the business is not a wonderful business) not just the "net net" situations of Ben Graham. Charlie Munger used the term "cigar butt" to describe his investment in Tenneco years ago. Tenneco was highly leveraged and had negative book value (Ben Graham likely wouldn't have touched it with a ten foot pole) but Munger saw it was deeply depressed and if there was any mean reversion in the business and in valuation the stock would rise a lot. Tenneco’s stock soared well above Munger’s buy price of ~$1.50-$2.00 in 2001, soaring to ~$15/share in mid-to-late 2004 at which point he cashed out.

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Cigar mag pays tribute to Rush Limbaugh after death from lung cancer, Internet says 'best anti-smoking ad ever' meaww.com/cigar-mag-pays-…
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My buddy came up big with a case of Yuengling! The cigar is not bad either!
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