So me, 24, and this girl,19, I’m talking to and was planning on asking out eventually we’re having sex. It was going good. I start out with eating her out but she didn’t quite orgasm and my tongue was getting tired so we got to it. I put her on her stomach after a little bit of missionary with her on top and when I looked down I noticed streaks on her butt cheeks as if she didn’t clean up well after a poop. I discreetly inspected a little bit more and behold there was smeared poop between her butt cheeks. I instantly started to smell poop, yes I’m very disturbed by poop, even my own! I got so grossed out that I faked my orgasm and told her I was too tired to keep going. I don’t know whether or not if it was there when I went to eat her out. When she left my apartment it was very awkward cause I didn’t know if I should have brought it up. I’m really scarred right now and don’t know what to do about it. I’ve definitely lost sole attraction to her from this. What do I do? I’m speechless right now.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/buttquartersgame/butt-quarters-game
Clench a Quarter in between your butt cheeks and drop it into a cup.
This Kickstarter project claims to be an "Active game for people who want a good laugh! Great for a family game night or an adult crowd to get the party started!"
It's pretty clear that this is not a scam but it is definitely a strange one so I'll just call this Cursed.
What it comes with:
- x2 Tokens (the plastic Quarters)
- x2 plastic compressable cups
- A carry bag
- Dice
- Some rules
It wasn't clear exactly what is contained within the product but looking at their Instagram you get the above
Gameplay:
- You roll the dice to set how many steps away to place the cup.
- Clinch the plastic token between your butt cheeks and somehow in whatever way, you get to the cup and squat it out.
- The player with the most points after 10 rounds wins...
They also mention that you can play this with teams and it's essentially the same thing but if you fail to squat it out into the cup then you pass that SAME token to the next team.
Are you beginning to see why this is pretty cursed? Because yes it's a terrible game but a very unhygienic one too. Not to mention you can easily make this game at home because it doesn't require anything original.
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I love this place. Flick through banano memes every morning. Some low effort, some high effort. I see a few BAN beggars and smile - our currency is loved.
Recently though the cadence of the place is all 'booyah i hate karma farmers' and 'omg 1 Ban = 1 Ban (that old doge meme reporting in)' and 'moonbois not welcome'.
And I get it. I really do. But I'm sorry the dilligent funkeepers are infinitely more of a killjoy and dry out the fun more than some karmadesperate student.
Be real for a second. Part of the fun is the fact that this 'meme' currency has an excellent wallet, great tech, solid distribution method, and its fun. The sheer slickness of the entire operation means the fun is tinged with genuine excitement about the quality of the actual crypto we're using. I paid my dinner last night in Bananos (to my friend who payed the bill). Yeh the jokes amazing, but its amazing cos it actually works.
So I'm sorry, but monkeys who demand we only have fun are hurting organic growth. Anyway, anyone who is here solely for m00n is, quite frankly, likely to be sorely disappointed by odds alone. But the very energy and fun of the crypto us the fact that its a superbly well working tech in a nascent investment space that is really about loving and caring for others. That includes the moonbois. 'Not our style' is a great thing to say to these people, 'omg 1 ban = 1 ban gtfo elon' is not welcoming at all. This is reddit. These fringes will always exist and they are needed to propel organic growth.
So lets not ruin this community and try to tone down the aggression against those who don't 'get it' and try to understand we re not joking about Bananas here, we re joking about Bananos. And Banano is a crypto, and we like that about it.
Edit; some typos, a sentence, and also the fact that I do realize the irony that meta commentary about meta commentary is the very fuckery i'm railing against. I'm a self conscious monkey ;(
