I don’t eat cows, I eat celery
Do you guys like celery?
As many of you probably are, I think cilantro tastes like soap. I also have a strong dislike of celery, although my non-cilantro hating family tells me it doesn’t taste so bad. Does anyone else who has the gene dislike celery?
All Americans are fatasses I am on my treadmill writing this from UK haha guys laugh with me fuck US fatsos I only eat celery.
Broccoli is not the worst vegetable, Celery is. Not a single person hates broccoli.
It's just something cartoons say is bad when they need to find a scapegoat to blame in a episode about picky eating. They should have done their research, and found out that celery is the worst food.
- It takes more calories to chew celery than you get from it, so it's pointless.
- It tastes disgusting by itself.
- It is not crunch in a good way like Broccoli is.
- While Broccoli is like a tree, Celery is like a Stump.
- No one hates broccoli, everyone hates celery.
- They give broccoli in school lunches and no one complains.
Made my own celery salt by drying out celery leaves I would have otherwise thrown out, crushing them, and adding salt! Tastes wayyyyy better than the store bought kind, and I'm using all of the celery!
Meet Celery (Celestia), my dream snake, blue eyed leustic python! Shes so sassy and I love her!
Celery in Indian cooking
So most Indian cooking starts with sautéing onions. I was wondering if anyone tried doing the same with onions and celery [Like a mirepoix in French cuisine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirepoix_(cuisine)). If a mirepoix is used similarly in France, we could hypothetically use it.
Had anyone tried it. What was the flavour profile like?
Seared Scallop, Neuske's Confit Potato, Celery Root, Sea Bean, Charcoal Leek, Fennel
First meal prep of the summer. Gardein beefless tips, russets, onion, carrots and celery. 1050 calories total, 90g protein
Starting sprouting my old celery since I can't compost! (ft. my roommate's cat, Luna)
I just realized that 'ants on a log' (celery, peanut butter, and raisins) isn't as common as thought it was.
This was a common snack growing up, I thought it was pretty standard. My friend just posted something about how her husband had never had or heard of it, so I asked my partner if he'd done it as a child. He hasn't, so I'm excited to try it with him for the first time.
It was such a staple growing up, so I'm really excited to share it with my partner!
Making BA's Best Bolognese but I don't have a food processor to make the recommended onion, celery and carrot puree. I'm pretty happy with how my hand-minced mirepoix turned out though.
What to do with 6 small packs of celery...?
Salmon, cucumber and celery salad with sour cream, jalapeños and Boursin!
Mango, apple, orange, celery, carrots, romaine, turmeric, water, ice, and frozen pineapple, papaya, mango, and strawberries.
Look who it is, it's me big youtoo CEO celery baller status
u/Educational_Celery explains how the media was behind the feud between Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders all along old.reddit.com/r/politics…
You want to go home and eat some celery.
The celery lady
Since I have been off work for almost a month due to the virus I have been reminiscing on some crazy stories from my job. In my 7 years of serving this one takes the cake.
I work at a sports bar and we are always busy. So like any other night we have at least a 45 min wait. This lady and her family sit down. I walk over and she immediately yells out drink orders. So I put a fake smile on and tell her that i’ll be right back with those. I get all the drinks and she ready to order for everyone when I get back.
She orders around 50 wings for the entire table. I ask her if she wants any celery, ranch or bleu cheese with them. She says “I WANT A BUNCH OF CELERY BUT ONLY THE WHITE PIECES”. Odd request but I told her that I would try to get her the best pieces I could.
Her food comes out and before I can even turn around she shoves all the celery toward me and says that it’s not white enough. Keep in mind I personally asked our salad guy to get the whitest pieces he could and he did. I
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When I’m really craving instant ramen, I always add in low cal veggies to make it more filling. Nongshim with celery and Napa cabbage, 535 cal.
Nick Diaz eating Carlos Condit’s high kick like a celery stick
Dawn of the final OG Crew from day one for Celery 😆 I'm really glad this character is soon going to be available to everyone else who hasn't been able to get her. She is my absolute favorite character in all of Dragalia lost and has helped me so much in the past, some people may or may not know...
Resprouting celery from the leftover root base- 3 days of growth here. First time I've tried it!
Building Django + Vue.js applications with AWS CDK and GitLab CI and how to scale celery workers to zero
I wrote up an introduction to a POC project I have been working on that combines a few different technologies:
- Django, Celery, Channels, Postgres, Redis
- Vue.js, Quasar Framework (PWA)
- AWS: CloudFront, S3, ALB, Fargate, Lambda, Aurora Postgres Serverless, Cloud Development Kit (CDK) for Infrastructure as Code and application deployment (using Python!)
- GitLab CI
Here's the write up: https://verbose-equals-true.gitlab.io/django-postgres-vue-gitlab-ecs/start/overview/
Here's the GitLab repo: https://gitlab.com/verbose-equals-true/django-postgres-vue-gitlab-ecs
This writeup also includes my solution to issue that I was trying to solve a few weeks ago about **how to scale celery workers to zero**. I got a lot of help from this thread that I cross posted on r/django and r/aws: [https://www.reddit.com/r/django/comments/
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My little Ellie belly crossed the rainbow bridge very suddenly last week. She loved cuddles, celery leaves, and her cage set up the exact same way every week lol
[homemade] breakfast pizza and added fresh mozzarella, green onions, celery, zucchini, asparagus, and pasta
Celery is an edible spoon.
My dog just snuck extra spicy buffalo chicken dip off a plate. It also has a little bit of onion and celery. Should I be freaking out?
Just a simple tri tip pot roast with onions, carrots, celery, baby yellow pots, and some seasoning. Also used a can of low sodium beef broth. Amazing how easy it is to make something so freaking delicious. One of my favorite comfort foods. See you in 7 hours. 😉 imgur.com/FHJtCyD
Pickled egg over spring mix, beet and potato salad, and kale pesto bean dip with celery!
OC - The result of an ear canal pop with the blunt end of a hair pin.it sounded like celery being chopped.
Dried squash, homemade instant rice, and dried celery!
LPT: if you have celery that has gone limp, soak it in water for 1-2 hours and it will crisp right up.
So often I buy healthy food with good intentions, but it tends to not get used a fast as other stuff. I was about to throw out a bunch of celery that I bought a week ago but then I remembered something my grandma told me a while back. Celery loses moisture, that’s what makes it bendy. Washing and cutting it to your preferred size and then soaking it in water for a couple of hours will crisp it right back up.
Is Celery still necessary after Django 3.0
I haven't really touched in the field of Async things yet, however I was wondering whether celery is still useful to use in Django 3.0
My partner and I SPLIT this 11-inch Buffalo Chicken Pizza last night. 628 Cal. Not bad for half a pizza! The celery looked weird and I was skeptical but it really added a nice touch with the carrots after baking.
Is my celery still safe to eat? I think I just found a slug in it but don't know what kind...? [TX, USA, but no idea where the produce is sourced from]
The base of a stalk of celery
Does anyone have the omega celery juicer that Anthony recommends?
I have a masticating juicer I got a couple years ago from amazon (aicok) and I know AW has been recommending the newer celery juicer model by omega. Mine still works but the pulp doesn’t come out very dry (I run some of the pulp back thru and sometimes it gets clogged/backed up which is an inconvenience) and also the piece that spins and masticates in the middle is scratched up which leads me to believe it’s probably getting in my juice lol
It’s a little pricey so I’m wondering if anyone here has it and can speak to whether it’s worth? If it yields more juice it sounds like it would eventually pay for itself but it always helps to hear from others personally. Thanks in advance :)
Lunch dog wiener with celery salt.
does anybody know what’s wrong with my celery plant? ~1 month old, wilting was very sudden
celery boy expires from an aneurysm after witnessing an agricultural genocide involving soiled cardboard, dollar store plants, and a lack of intelligent life
So I questioned putting celery in my smoothie.. but it’s not bad! And for a first green smoothie ever it’s pretty tasty!!!
I know this is for snails but I just though my slugs were really cute, they’re all cuddling on this piece of celery
What about dating hot disabled CEO celery ballers?
450 kcal: Arugula and apple salad with a mustard balsamic vinaigrette topped cooked lentils and celery. And a banger on top with additional mustard.
Celery stalk (10) with tofu and spinach dip (50) topped with everything bagel seasoning and tajin (10). Y’all have inspired me to start taking prettier food photos.
Week 17: From Scratch - Pork, leek, celery, and scallion dumplings
My face is green from eating all the celery!
Tailer Smith is a big Celery Man fan
100% organic - beet, ginger, apple, carrot, celery.
I know people have likely posted this before and that it’s probably dismissed. But I got SICK of being on 6,000 dollars a month worth of meds and still getting flairs. So I started juicing this week. Celery juice was suggested for psoriasis. And I have to say the difference is insane. I’ve been noticing the change in coloration since I started drinking celery. I started the week with skin that was red brown like burnt scar tissue and now it’s looking closer to normal skin.
I thought it may just be a coincidence until this morning. This morning I woke up red and sore because I had been scratching. My skin just looks angry. So I had my celery juice and within the hour my skin wasn’t angry. It was still sore but it didn’t have that pink red look that I get when my flair is starting to get bad again. It’s looks like it does when it’s starting to heal. I’ve been a experimenting with a lot of different juices. Carrot. Cucumber. Aloe. Beets. Lemon. Cabbage. But it’s celery. Celery Is trans
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Can anyone help me ID this plant? Tastes kind of like celery.
My hands went from this to this in a matter of three weeks just by drinking celery juice!
Celery Top Pine crest... finished.
Worms were delivered by mail today, but they are a little sluggish, is this normal? They burrowed down to the trey bottom, I don't see any on top of bedding, and they are already munching on some mashed banana, egg shells, celery clippings, and apple bits.
Anyone tried to cure hypertension with celery juice?
Would be great if someone can share here. Thanks
This weeks prep: cauliflower wings 🥰 w sides of carrots / celery and homemade ranch
Does anyone else get triggered by celery juice?
I heard it was suppose to be healthy and really helpful towards acid reflux but somehow it was the complete opposite for me. Had chest pain/burn after drinking a bit :(
This is what I ate for today:
But the pain started after drinking the celery juice for some reason
I bought this one pack of celery...
Week 23: Crunchy - Spicy Chicken with Celery and Peanuts
Sweet Potato Vol-Au-Vent, Apple Butter, Smoked Almond Romesco, Marigold and Celery Leaf Salad imgur.com/B8bmfCr
"Savoury Cereal" - Sweet Onion Skinny Sticks with Blue Cheese Dill and Celery Dip - 184 Cals - 10 g Protein
My girlfriend found out about the phenomenon while we were making dinner, anyone else seen it with celery?
My boyfriend is eating popcorn while I’m eating celery “chips” with everything but the elote seasoning from Trader Joe’s
Celery Recipe Request
After picking up a food bank produce box, I find myself with extra celery in my fridge. Celery is always an optional ingredient in my cooking, not ever in the spotlight. Do you have a favorite recipe featuring celery?
Edit: I know plenty of ways to cook with celery, I'm not worried about it going bad. I just realized I don't know any recipes where celery is the star of the show.
Beef fillet, wine/mushroom sauce, celery/shallot purée, truffle quinoa
What can I make up with celery and chicken strips? I have a fully stocked pantry
All veggies are good other than celery, it can go to hell
As a fellow celery hater, I approve of this description
Wrap celery in aluminum foil
When you buy celery take it out of the packaging, if any, and wrap it up in foil, it will last for weeks before getting soft.
Slug on a log. Avocado on celery stick.
I'm Heck, it's illegal to eat more than one Pringle. If you are caught doing so, you'll have to eat celery with peanut butter for the rest of your stay.
I have a large bag of potatoes and a pound of ground beef. What should I make? I also have carrots, onion, and celery.
We are all human beans, some are juss youtube celery
Fermented celery is mindblowingly amazing
My mom tried to regrow celery. Left was last week. Right is today.
Is celery salt actually useful?
Hi all! I’m a cooking newbie and I have been watching a lot of recipe videos and reading online recipes, I’ve noticed celery salt pops up quite a bit in them. I was wondering if it was really worth buying? Celery itself doesn’t taste like much but celery salt? Would it contribute much to the flavour?
Thank you :)
Cooking with ferments - broccoli braised in celery and porcini brine with lacto tomatoes and lacto favas
I thought it was celery because it was so big. Is it normal for cilantro to over 5 feet tall?
(daily poll #13) polkra is buffed celery stalker switched around
3 carrots, 2 stalks of celery, 1 orange ( cut into chunks and seeds removed), Juice from 1 grapefruit & 1 lemon, an inch of turmeric
Smoothie Prep 💞 Frozen Spinach, Fresh Celery, Frozen Peach, Frozen Mango, Frozen Pineapple & Frozen Strawberries!