Cannabis

(note: cannabis is legal in all of canada for you that don't know.)

so, one day I was just smokin' out on the street and some woman walks up with her kid, and says to me: what are you smoking? so i clearly said: cannabis. and she instantly replied with: THAT'S ILLEGAL! I'M CALLING THE COPS NOW!!! and obviously I said: no its not. it was legalised by the canadian goverment a while ago. entitled parent: pfft. you really believe in those conspiracy theories? me: uh.. its not a conspiracy theory, it was annouced by the goverment. she ignored me and called 911. the cops showed up and asked us what was going on. Entitled parent says: HE WAS SMOKING CANNABIS!!! THAT'S ILLEGAL. the cops told her that it obviously wasn't and left. the entitled parent left angrily and I haven't seen her since Edit: WHAT THE HECK THIS HAS MORE UPVOTES THAN ANY OTHER POST IVE SEEN ON THIS SUBREDDIT THANKS SO MUCH GUYS

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These are always fun and this is our fifth AMA!

Joining us this time will be:

Neil Juneja:

I am the founder and managing partner of Gleam Law. I am a registered patent attorney and I think the world of myself. I am also famous for my modesty.

Justin Walsh:

I am a partner in our Seattle office. I lead the litigation department; advise businesses on Cannabis, hemp, and CBD regulations; and make a great cocktail. I am also the Cannabis Law professor at Seattle University and moonlight as a judge pro tem. In my off time, I tell jokes and write. You can also find me on the twitters at @amateurlawprof.

Mia Getlin:

I am a partner at Gleam Law, leading the firm's Oregon practice and advising clients on a wide range of issues, including compliance, licensing, and transactions. As part of an industry advocacy organization I run, I work closely with the legislature, the OLCC, and other offices and agencies in Oregon to effect changes to law and rule to benefit Oregon cannabis companies. When I am not at the office, I can be found wrangling her three small children or doing something dangerous in Oregon's great outdoors.

Ammon Ford:

I am a JD/MBA business and trademark attorney at the Seattle branch of Gleam Law. I founded the Cannabis Law Society (CLAW) at Seattle University School of Law in 2014 and served as Secretary to the Washington State Bar Association's Cannabis Bar Section from 2018-2020. I am a board member of The Cannabis Alliance and active with the National Cannabis Industry Association.

Matthew Coombs:

I am an attorney in the Portland office specializing in cannabis business litigation. I have experience in a wide variety of disciplines, including real estate transactions and litigation, general

I'll go first, Tyrann Mathieu from LSU

https://www.sports-reference.com/cfb/players/tyrann-mathieu-1.html

26 games played, 11 FF, 133 tackles

Ja, so ist es. Seit über 10 Jahren die gleichen Beschwerden, Medikamente bekommen die nur Albträume verursachen, jedes Symptom schlimmer machen und vom nächsten Arzt verteufelt werden. Aber natürlich will ich nur legal kiffen. Ich meine jeden verfickten Tag aufzuwachen und sich so zu fühlen als hätte man gesoffen macht richtig Spaß.

Und erst Recht immer wieder flashbacks an die Krankenhaus-Zeit zu haben, aufgrund von Leukämie im Kindesalter ist auch wunderbar und toll. Und von Depressionen will ich gar nicht erst anfangen zu schwärmen, so toll wie das ist, mehr als ein Jahrzehnt damit sich durchs Leben zu quälen.

Aber dann entdeckt man diesen bösen Salat und die Beschwerden sind weg? Das kann ja wohl nicht sein, dass es so funktioniert und ich nicht als Versuchskaninchen 10 verschiedene Tabletten nehmen muss, die nur meine Nieren so richtig von hinten nehmen.

Logischerweise geht man dann zu einem Arzt, welcher Cannabis verschreibt, da man irgendwann genug von all dem hat. Aber scheinbar will ich ja nur legal Cannabis haben. Mehr ist das ja nicht. Weil alle Symptome über die Jahre hinweg bilde ich mir ein und die scheiß Ärztin weiß das natürlich direkt. Und mein Vater? So nutzlos wie der ist stimmt der ihr zu und neben mir wird über mich hergezogen, wie ich nur legales Gras will. Dass mein Vater keine Ahnung von sowas hat ist verständlich. Er ist eben beschränkt was die Gefühle anderer angeht.

Aber die Ärztin, welche diese Symptome eigentlich verstehen sollte? Nein die kann nichts machen, weil's ja nicht ernst erscheint. Diagnostizierte Depression und PTBS? Drauf geschissen, bilde ich mir ja ein für legales Weed. Ich hoffe du inkompentes Stück scheiße bist froh wenn ich endlich unter nem Lkw liege.

Schön und gut dass es für medizinische Zwecke legal ist, nur braucht man dann auch Ärzte die einen ernst nehmen und nicht Angst haben, dass die dann von anderen, welche das Angebot annehmen wollen, überrannt werden. Nein, man wird lieber regelrecht ausgelacht, da man einfach nur ein scheiß normales Leben leben möchte. Weil man schlafen will wie jeder andere, essen will wie jeder andere und Dinge genießen möchte, wie jeder andere es tut. Aber scheinbar ist das im korrupten Lobbystaat zuviel verlangt.

Wünsche den allen superkritisches Plutonium unters Bett.

I work in the industry and speak with cannabis employees from most Illinois companies and I ask them about their jobs. To be honest I don't think you could take something as wonderful as cannabis and make a more sinister system to sell it if you tried. First of all, it's a monopoly built so as few people as possible can profit and prices can be fixed. We all know it's crooked af so I won't spend time on that but rather the point of this post is to show that legal cannabis in Illinois is still thug cannabis and frankly it's not any safer than buying on the street.

All plants are grown for profit but what you might not know is that the strain selections are always geared toward fast finishing strains and often they aren't allowed to fully ripen before being cut. = low quality

When I speak to "chuckers" (people who pull dried bud off the stem) I always ask how long it was cured before being jarred, not one of them was familure with basic curing practices. Nothing is cured like you would hope and everything is dryer than you would want due to mold concerns. That why so much of it is dry and harsh.

Speaking of mold concerns, I've heard from multiple cultivators that just because the weed was moldy doesn't mean it still won't be sold after they run it through a machine to kill the mold. Usually, if something molds they just use it for concentrate. This is what the workers tell me. If you don't believe me, try some Verano concentrates lol (no dont)

If you want to talk vape carts what you will find is very misleading labels. JOOS brand vapes for example don't even have any of the strains listed in the vape. So if you buy a Skywalker Joos vape wouldn't you expect it to have Skywalker the strain in it? Think again. I had multiple vape employees from multiple companies tell me that they think their company hates its customers and their employees. One said for a long time they used food safe products in their vapes even though food safe isn't vape safe but also for a time she said they had her adding ingredients that were listed as carcinogenic and she was told to look the other way.

If you suspected the Illinois prerolls were extra shitty then you guessed right. I asked a guy who makes prerolls for Dog Walkers how they were able to get the thc % so high on the prerolls. He laughed and said Dog Walkers suck because they test the colas only and then don't put the colas into the joints. He said on the current batch of plants that they purposely left extra l