My gf made some Among Us cookies to gift this holiday season. The β€œimposter” cookie was made with habanero-infused butter!
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My boyfriend and I got ourselves a little puppy yesterday! Meet Butters, an 8-week-old English Lab
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AITA for putting peanut butter on my bread?

Preface:

My brother and I, live with my grandmother. I [18F] have a job, and pay rent. My brother [17M] does not have a job, and obviously isn’t required to pay rent because he’s a minor. That’s not a big deal obviously, the kids gotta focus on school.

However, the issue comes in, when I give my grandmother money for my rent, which is divided up into the car payment, my room, and groceries.

My brother believes he has dietary restrictions. He has never been tested for any of these restrictions he believes he has, and yet the kid has chosen to only eat meat, and some other things with high protein and very little carbs.

He also loves to berate me and my grandmother for our eating habits, often calling us fat, and telling us that our food is disgusting, when we go to make normal meals, or eat snacks. Now, I am the furthest thing from fat, my BMI is very close to 18, so hearing him say that bothers me. I often try to avoid him when I eat so I don’t have to hear him comment. However, this is hard because he’s a tall kid, and when he wants to follow you around- there’s no way to get him to stop.

Today’s event:

Today I made the brave decision to put peanut butter on my bread. My brother was in the kitchen and we were looking at the four jars of peanut butter in the cabinet. Three of them were unopened. I grabbed the jar that was opened, and when I opened the jar to put the peanut butter on my bread I noticed that there were fingerprints in the peanut butter.

In jest, I asked my brother if he had just eaten it with his hands, and he kinda smiled and turned away.

I pretty much said whatever, and grabbed a new jar of peanut butter, and grabbed the knife to put the butter on my bread. He stopped me. He didn’t want me to β€œdouble dip” the knife that I was using to put the peanut butter on the bread, because he didn’t want cross-contamination from the bread crumbs.

I kinda bickered with him for a minute trying to explain that it wasn’t that serious, and there was another jar of peanut butter he already started that I had not β€œexposed to bread.”

He got really upset with me, and I’m not gonna lie, I was annoyed too. He’s always trying to gatekeeper what I eat and how I eat it.

So, this is where I may be TA: I scooped the smallest glob of peanut butter and put it as deep into the bread as I could, getting as many crumbs on the knife as possible. He was upset and stormed off.

When he went away, I finished putting PB on my bread slices, and gasp the

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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The fool’s gold loaf, a hollowed out loaf of bread filled with a jar of each peanut butter and jelly, and a pound of bacon. A single one contains 8000 calories. Elvis loved them.
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Happy Friday! I sometimes butter my cereal.
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Why do u add butter , here's why .. v.redd.it/lki030wcor461
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I can no longer have peanut butter or cream cheese in the house...

Because I eat it all in one sitting. Every. Single. Time.

Same with any keto dessert. I make keto cookies and then eat half the batch. I don’t think I can handle being around any sort of dessert, so I am just going to go cold turkey on this one.

Can anyone else relate? So far, what helps a little bit is flavored sparkling water (key lime pie la croix, for instance). Does anyone else on here strictly never have any dessert? How’s that going?

On another note, I think I need to quit the wine as well. I usually end up having over 3 glasses and then making poor food choices in addition. Has anyone quit drinking along with keto? I want still want to have a social life (post covid) but I don’t want to be tempted, so maybe I’d try to order diet soda.

Happy Thursday y’all!

Edit: all of your kind and motivating responses are making me feel some type of way. I am joyfully overwhelmed by the amount of support you all provide here, especially when absolutely no one in my β€œreal life” can relate. Love you all. We can actually do this together.

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You can make everything spread like butter, including butter.

The world is your toast.

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peanut butter is disgusting

i don’t get why people like it. whenever i see a tasty recipe, peanut butter is also included in some type of way and that ruins the whole recipe:

  • want to bake some cookies? add peanut butter!!!!
  • want to cook some pasta? add peanut butter to the sauce!!!!

i like peanuts, but peanut butter is just not it. AND people who add peanut butter to their smoothies need help.

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I used a paint shaker to churn butter and ended up with tiny β€œbutter balls”
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After cutting a stick of butter, the residue looks like a Winter Nature scene, stream and all.
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After 20 pounds of sugar, 12 pounds of butter, about 6 pounds of flour and who knows what else, my Christmas cookie boxes are finally done!
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This good boy is 12 today. We’re making him peanut butter pup cakes!
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Yummy butter
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AskScience AMA Series: Hunting aliens is a serious business. My name is Simon Steel, and I'm an astrophysicist and Director of Education and Outreach at the SETI Institute, where alien hunting, whether microscopic bugs or macroscopic megastructures, is our bread and butter. Hungry for answers? AMA!

As an observational astronomer, my research focused on star formation and galaxy evolution. As an educator with over 25 years' experience, I am a qualified high school teacher, have held lectureships at Harvard University, University College London and University College Dublin, and am an eight-time recipient of Harvard's Certificate of Distinction in Teaching award for undergraduate education. My experience spans formal and informal education, teacher training, exhibit design and multimedia product development. I have an interest in special needs audiences, and co-wrote, for NASA and the Chandra X-Ray Center, the first Braille book on multiwavelength astrophysics: Touch the Invisible Sky.

I'll be answering questions at 10 am PST (1 PM ET, 18 UT), AMA!

Links:

  • https://seti.org/
  • https://seti.org/our-scientists/simon-steel
  • https://chandra.harvard.edu/edu/touch/

Username: /u/setiinstitute

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Asked for extra butter at Texas Roadhouse... expected just one small scoop. Got this instead! (Picture really doesn’t do it justice lol)
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I absolutely fell in love with butter garlic mushrooms.

I made them for christmas for the first time, and omg I loved them so much!!! they are so much better than just stir fried in a pan, they are perfectly bite sized and the texture is so creamy and soft and rich!!

could I add other types of mushrooms other than the portobello ones for variety? I was wondering about shiitake mainly, since I've got a bunch of dried ones.

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ELI5: Why does mayonnaise act and taste the same as butter if you fry it on a grilled cheese sandwhich?

My grandad taught me this trick when I was like 7 and old enough to make a grilled cheese, and it was like magic to me, and is still really, I just thought about it and I really don’t know any food chemistry so naturally brought me to reddit to seek out my tasty answer.

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Thanks, I hate butter
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I take care of this cat on the street and he loves me very much. I named it Butter. I wanted to take him home but my family doesn't like cats(He has 3 more friends, I love them too but they all run away from me except the yellow cat) reddit.com/gallery/kxu675
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ok you stick of unsalted butter
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She stole the peanut butter!
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Peanut Butter (16) crossed the rainbow bridge today after a short fight with a brain tumor. Wanted to share her beauty here one more time. reddit.com/gallery/kxjh86
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Home made butter chicken and Naan bread on the KJ’s. Language Warning ⚠️ 😘 v.redd.it/5vgahm49yaa61
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That is butter on a rock. Why?
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Peanut butter time
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Have you ever had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

If so, what did you think? Would you be willing to try one?

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This nativity set made completely out of butter
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Please brain I have too much peanut butter
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I drew Scar’s channel icon in peanut butter
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Is bacon fat an acceptable butter substitute?
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