I may not have more than peanut butter, a banana and a tortilla, but I'm going to try to be happy about it.
TIFU by mailing myself back 4oz of weed and 1g of hash from Amsterdam using a hollowed-out peanut butter jar and 4 postcards.
This happened a few years ago (before weed was legalized in any US state), but thought it was worth sharing anyway. As advice on what not to do, perhaps. I was 22 and in Amsterdam for my 2nd trip. I met some great people from Switzerland and we got loaded together, then came up with a βgreat planβ to mail ourselves back goodies. The next day (still loaded) I went out and bought 4 ounces of great pot and 1 g of hash. I also bought 4 postcards, 4 stamps, and a jar of peanut butter. I hollowed out the PB, then put the bag of weed in it and more PB on top. My thinking (not thinking) was the PB would defeat X-rays and search dogs. Then I wrapped it up, stuck it in a package, and mailed it to my pet hedgehog at my apartment in the US. I cut the gram of hash into quarters, and put 1/4 gram of hash under each postcard stamp... and mailed them back to my hedgehog using my address. I think my logic was βif itβs not addressed to me, they canβt prove itβs mineβ. Yeah.
Fast forward about 3 we
... keep reading on reddit β‘Packaging Butter v.redd.it/a05vd1sz44651
Why are Europeans not as fat as Americans are when Europeans eat white and Pasta and Butter all the time
If dogs understood peanut butter cups, they would find it cruel that we took one of their favourite people foods and stuffed it in a shell of poison
edit oh my god! First reddit award! Iβm so humbled!
Peanut butter and jelly.
My cat came over to help paint but found the work exhausting. Her name is Butter.
[Pro/chef] Hot butter poached lobster roll with cape cod chips
This is Sergeant, rescue. He burps when he watches you eat, and he doesn't like peanut butter. He's the cutest dog ever.
PsBattle: A newly opened tub of butter
TIL Early in his career, H.B. Reese, inventor of the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, created two nearly identical candy bars. The "Lizzie Bar" was named after his oldest daughter and the "Johnny Bar" was named after his son. The only difference between the two was that the Johnny Bar had nuts. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._β¦
Vegan Butter Chicken from my cookbook. It's my birthday today and I wanted to give away my Kindle eBook for free (no Kindle Unlimited required). Hope you like it. Recipe-only link also included.
Playing Mario Maker makes Smash Ultimate look smooth as butter
Another perfect spoon of peanut butter
TIL Peanut butter manufacturers fought a 12 year legal battle with the FDA over the minimum peanut content required to be legally labelled as "peanut butter". Anything under 90% peanuts must be labelled "peanut spread". atlasobscura.com/articlesβ¦
From peanut butter to applesauce, Washington state stockpiles tons of food for the need ahead seattletimes.com/seattle-β¦
Butter is so good though
[Homemade] Gnocchi and mozzarella bake finished in burnt butter and sage
Our idiot AM shift ordered 10 cases of butter instead of 0. Itβs me. Iβm the shift.
[Homemade] Fresh Goat Cheese Ravioli in a lemon butter pistachio sauce
Does anyone else like to toast their banana bread in lots of butter?
Our kids love the fresh banana bread, but our favorite way to eat it is day old, coated in salted butter, and pan toasted on all sides. It's so salty sweet! I'd love your ideas.
Peanut Butter Cookies :) reddit.com/rpan/r/RedditIβ¦
What do Americans use butter for?
Iβve just recently found out itβs uncommon to put butter on sandwiches in America and itβs blown my mind.
- Outside of baking and cooking, what do Americans use butter for?
- Do you use it on toast even?
- Why is butter unpopular in a sandwich?
[Homemade] Butter Chicken and garlic Naan
[Homemade] pan-fried in butter, honey roast ham and chedder melt.
[Homemade] Lobster ravioli with saffron butter sauce
[homemade] leek risotto with seared scallops and brown butter lemon sauce π
People in my house insist on 1: not removing all of the seal and 2: using the same spoon for the peanut butter and the jelly. I hate it.
I made butter to go with my bread :D
Opening a new jar of peanut butter and taking the first scoop always feels better than the second, even though it's the same peanut butter
Slices like butter v.redd.it/97sx1ofkjig51
$37 βButter Shrimpβ
Triple threat match Peanut Butter...
How to know which animal walked through your butter
Infused ice cream sandwich! Homemade vanilla ice cream, made with canna-sugar, in between 2 chocolate chip cookies made with canna butter. Approx 300mg
First tomahawk. Smoked with hickory and mesquite until 115. Then basted with butter and grilled over charcoal for 4 minutes each side. v.redd.it/2ihb38nukrg51
Peanut butter face lady v.redd.it/t4om7o7oym551
Today, our auto repair shop manager got her ninth mouse (that we know about)! Congratulations Butters!
[Homemade] Sour Cream & Chive Fried Chicken Biscuit W/Chipotle Honey Butter
Due to Covid-19, we may be one disaster away from financial ruin, but we eat like Kings! (Bagel with butter, sugar and cinnamon)
This scoop of peanut butter
[Homemade] Soft dinner rolls topped with garlic and herb butter and grated parmesan
[self] The bomb of 15.853.769,4 butter sticks
Anyone interested in buying a single butter?π
"That's not cool, Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick." v.redd.it/u2wb4rk6hng51
This is Butters scare mom to death loaf after dropping a live cave cricket on my chest at 4:30 this morning.
Butter chicken, roasted green beans with garlic, and white rice imgur.com/YU3kKV3
Peanut butter
First time making edibles with some canna butter, 40mg per cookie, we call them Magical Unicorns
The numbers are butter v.redd.it/1ons2v40bbe51
Grilled Butter Chicken Inspired Kebabs
What are you grabbing first? [Butterβs BBQ Mathis,TX]
Jake the Snake and Mick Foley in the movie βPeanut Butter Falconβ
Butter-bi clips
8 cups of water, 1 pound of butter and 100 grams of trim.
Death to Ulthuan and butter sauce.
[I ate] fried chicken, garlic and butter mashed potatoes, cheddar biscuits, and gravy!
I'm not sorry at all butter peanut butter and chocolate sprinkles
[Homemade] Sirloin steak, butter basted, roasted asparagus and potatoes on the side.
Some people hate peanuts but love peanut butter. What foods do you only like when theyβre served a particular way?
Revealing a ribeye π₯© cooked in butter π§ in slow motion - you can hear the sizzle too! v.redd.it/7u4q1wc6nue51
Why does restaurant butter (like from a steakhouse) taste so much better than butter I get at the store?
I feel like it doesn't matter what brand of butter I get, it never tastes as good as the butter a restaurant gives me with their complementary bread. What can I do?
ILPT: Eat some Peanut Butter to effectively mask the odor of alcohol.
Itβs actually a VERY effective way to mask and almost completely eliminate the smell of booze. It may even get you out of a...JAM! (Like a DUI or angry parent/spouse situation). It really does work.
NY Strip. Started it in the oven and finished in a hot cast iron skillet with 4 cloves of Garlic, rosemary, thyme, and butter.
We put peanut butter on his nose to distract from a nail trimming. Turns out he hasnβt quite figured out how to lick Up. This went on for about 5 minutes... v.redd.it/xyxe6bylyfb51
[Homemade] Crisp Gnocchi w/ Brown Butter and Brussels
The P226 Legion is smooth as butter π§
I usually want Sundays to go by slow but I currently have 2.5oz of freshly cured and decarbed flower in the Crock-Pot with 2lbs of butter that will be done in 5 hours π€€
a peanut butter cake for the birthday girl in the back
Yβall....this was so easy. Apple Chicken Sausage and Sweet Potato Gnocchi with Cinnamon Maple Sage Brown Butter π€€
Gluten Free Peanut Butter Brownie Cake (Full Recipe in Comments)
A work of love. Beans, tomatoes, pickles, apple butter, carrots, chutney, relish, salsa, and pickled beets. imgur.com/gfd8Q7o
If you've ever accidentally put too much water in your powdered peanut butter, just microwave it for 20-30 seconds and it thickens back up!
Josh Brolin helped make Peanut Butter Falcon (2019). The writers initially had trouble getting anyone to read the script. Then, on Dec. 31, 2015, Brolin posted an Instagram message that said he wanted to βgive back in 2016.β Nilson and Schwartz took that as an opening and DMβed him their script.
TIL that Reeseβs was sued by consumers in the Eastern District of New York for deceiving customers by allowing them to believe White Reeseβs where white chocolate but they contain no cocoa butter, a required ingredient for chocolate. They are peanut butter in solidified milk cream. confectionerynews.com/Artβ¦
144Hz feels like a hot knife through butter. 240Hz feels like a lightsaber through butter gfycat.com/maleunsteadyilβ¦
My wife putting this peanut butter in the trash because itβs empty...
First road trip in Ziggy...cut through the canyons of Mt. Lemon in Tucson like a hot knife going through butter! reddit.com/gallery/i6uvn1
Roasting garlic cloves in clarified butter
Iβve been wanting to roast some garlic cloves in butter that I clarified myself and then use the butter to fry some rice. Is this a good idea? Or will the butter likely burn.
Made some peanut butter & chocolate and strawberry jam Swedish pancakes topped with some fresh wiped cream.
Packaging butter v.redd.it/1hyhta1d6df51
Exotic Butters. Laugh now
WCGW if I try a ne kitchen hack with peanut butter and shoot a video v.redd.it/9qnliimmt8151
Employee. Smooth as butter save v.redd.it/5n6zdgjf2bx41
Homemade garlic butter on homemade buns. Give arrow pls
Dates, bananas, pumpkin seed butter and oat milk π so sweet! I always forget how dates are such an amazing natural sweetener ππ»
Whatβs the best way to use my abv? My tolerance is stupid high and I donβt want to make butter as I canβt stink up my apartment... any preferably tasty tips welcome ! TIAπ
Posted this in r/food and told it looks disgusting! English muffins with melted peanut butter and marmalade (homemade).
My submission for Waldo Butters
[Homemade] Lime & Lemon Shonen Jump Heroes Butter Cookies
Good ol' Butters
This butter-wouldn't-melt ball of belligerent cuteness joins our family in just a few weeks... eek!
Supervised cone off time βhelpingβ make some cat toys. Butter has licked her dissolving stitches into non existence, the graft is well and truly held all edges down. Sheβs still got 2 eyes and a world of personality.
Do dinosaurs even eat peanut butter?
Peanut Butter Falcon
Just watched this movie and was blown away! Love movies like this
Kings of Summer
Stuck In Love
Lady Bird
Perks of Being a Wallflower
The Spectacular Now
etc...
Please recommend me more similar to this besides Little Miss Sunshine
[Homemade] chocolate banana bread with peanut butter and chocolate chips
Thinly sliced potatoes and an unhealthy amount of butter in a hot pan
