Today I had a fun one that I just gotta share.
> $Me - Thank you for calling IT this is $me how may I assist?
> $User - Hi, my email says its full.
> $Me - OK. Lets get connected.
We get connected and see that they have nearly 20k emails going back all the way to the 180d cutoff.
> $Me - Yup, that will do it. You have nearly 20k emails in your inbox going all the way back to september 10th. Will need to clean out your older ones.
> $User - So just clean out the older emails in my computer?
> $Me - In your inbox yes.
> $User - Hey hun go grab the bucket please. He said I need to wash this thing.
> $Me - Thinking hes joking laughs
He doesnt laugh back.
> $Me - Were...were you serious just now?
> $User - You said to wash it.
45 seconds of silence.
> $Me - No sir I said you need to clean out your inbox. Why are you grabbing a bucket?
> $User - Going ot wash it out like you said. Got a sponge and bucket.
> $Me - Sir... don... dont do that you will ruin your PC. Here let me delete a few thousand old emails for you. I am going to turn on advanced archiving tools as well to prevent your inbox from getting full.
Silence on the line again.
> $Me - Umm I have to ask? You ok?
> $User - Yes? Why would you ask that?
> $Me - Was confused. You said you were going to wash your laptop. Its an electronic device and doing that is dangerous to you as well as will completely ruin the laptop.
> User - Yeah I thought it was weird you asked me to wash it. But you are IT so I figured you knew your stuff.
He is 37
For example Burberry is known for their trench coat, Chanel for its tweed suit, Louis Vuitton for its luggage etc. What other brands have signature items and what items do you want from each brand?
Let's face it - he's 73 years old and not healthy. Massively overweight, huge psychological problems that stress body and mind, unhealthy diet... sooner or later he will pack it in. Do you think they'lll
a) proclaim that he's living under hidden identity to come back to reign in glory?
b) declare that the Deep State killed him and transfer their loyalty to someone else (DJT Jr.?)?
c) something even whackier?
[I wrote up the original version of this on my blog if you want to read it there--it's more nicely formatted and also has pictures]