Let's revive the buried WSB culture! GME to THOUSANDS in a couple of months, or I'M SHAVING OFF MY PRECIOUS BEARD! The TA Gods have spoken to me in sleep, and after that I handcrafted this masterpiece TA: applying the anatomy of two most famous historical squeezy examples VW and TSLA to current GME

The GME thesis, which I aim to explain via the comparison with VW and TSLA (daily chart)

Sup, honorable apecitizens! Recently I’ve been working on this fascinating piece of TA, and now I am finally ready to share that with you. I am so confident in it, that I dared to put my beard (which I have for five years already) on the line! Worth your full read, I promise! I decided to structure the analysis in the following way: first we'll take a look at the VW short squeeze, revisiting its origins and background as the very first step of the discussion - in order to better understand the fundamental context of TA; after that I'll lay down the main technical parameters and frameworks, through which the GMESS thesis will be dissected, applying all of those to VWSS and explaining the TA core on the Volkswagen example; then, the process will be repeated, but this time TSLASS anatomy will be elaborated upon. Finally, all of the data accumulated in the process, as well as the major findings made, will be applied to the current technical state of GME, in order to construct at least a potential forecast and the probable price action. Buckle up and eat a crayon, let's start.

Oh, and one more thing! I really encourage you to dive deep into the ANALysis with me, because the thesis can only be understood if all of the technical factors at play are considered in the sharpest detail first - and then in the aggregate: zooming out and looking at the bigger picture through the prism of coincidences, interdependences and probabilities. Dafaq did I just write? - Dunno, but that's exactly what I meant!

(Not a financial advice, as I am not a professional advisor, just an amateur ANALyzer)

Volkswagen - Das Short-Squeeze: Sep 2007 - Mar 2009

Remember, when VW became the most valued company in the world for a brief wild period of trading? I bet, Pepperidge apes remember. The squeeze played out right in the midst of the global financial crisis, and such an occurrence was fueled by a curious background scenario, orchestrated largely by one very interesting person. Back then, the former President of Porsche, Wendelin Wiedeking (must be a cousin of Battlefield Counterstrike), was pursuing a goal of taking over Volkswagen. In

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Guarantee you this was posted by a 40 year old white neck beard
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Louis Coulon In 1904, is well know for his 13 foot long beard which he used to hold his cats in
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As a Sikh, my clinical site is mandating that I shave my beard.

Hello, all. Throwaway because I don’t want to be discovered by the corporates.

I am in second semester of nursing school and we are all required to be fit-tested for the N-95 masks. I am a Sikh and my religion forbids me from shaving or cutting any part of my beard.

I know that there are alternative loose-fitting respirators that allow facial hair, such as the CAPR and PAPR hoods. I have even volunteered to buy my own PAPR hood and bring it to clinicals.

However, the hospital has denied my request and they are mandating that I shave my beard or I will be unable to attend clinicals. I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to choose between my career and my religion.

Any help or advice would be appreciated.

Edit: I am in Tennessee, US

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The beard stays, but you can leave
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Zavala is growing a beard.

This may not sound like much. But in the "beneath the endless night" lorebook it says zavala has stubble. Now, this might be a stretch, but in the dark timeline zavala had a beard... Bungie just left the detail of the stubble there, almost too subtle. I know it might sound like a spinfoil theory... But Bungie is never one to simply throw such details for no reason.

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It really is projection with these mfs. They called Biden "sleepy Joe" and this blobfish with a shitty beard who sees himself as the heir to the MAGA throne is literally caught sleeping.
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Allow us to have this beard as an option from the hairdresser. I just really want it.
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If Beard doesn’t work out at Texas, what will be the reason why?

4 years ago when Archie was hired at IU, a local podcaster asked one of the national guys β€œIf Archie at IU does not work out, what will be the reason why”. The national guy thought about it for a long time and said β€œI can even comprehend that question, there is no way it doesn’t work out”.

Beard to UT seems like an even more sure thing. BUT if 4-5 years from now for some reason it doesn’t work out, what is the reason why?

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I agree with Alexis, his beard was also ONE OF my favourite things about him.
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After 7 years on T, my husband still struggles with his image. He thinks he doesn't pass as a man. But look at that beard!! I couldn't be more proud of him.
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False beard measuring tool from 1962
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In The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015), the last pirate who checked out the magic book is β€œFrank Beard”, the drummer of ZZ Top. Humorously, he’s usually the only member of the band who doesn’t have a beard.
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Dwarf women and beards

short

So we all know how dwarf women can have beards, yes? Well, a fellow player in one of my games, Ben is his fake name, demands that all dwarf women have beards.

Not as much of a horror story at first glance, however, during a session one Friday evening, our party rescues a dwarven mining scouting unit from a gnoll ambush. One of these dwarves was female, and she did not have a beard. The DM gives us a brief description of each of the dwarves, describing the female dwarf last. After the female dwarf’s description has been given, Ben asks the question β€œWhat does her beard look like?”

The DM responds: β€œshe doesn’t have a beard”

Ben: β€œwhy doesn’t she have a beard? You know female dwarves grow beards, right?”

DM: β€œyes I know they can, and often do, have beards, however, this one in particular does not.”

Ben: β€œwhy?! Why doesn’t she just grow one?”

DM confused as to why Ben is suddenly aggressive: β€œcalm down. It’s not a big deal that she doesn’t have a beard.”

Ben: (exact words) β€œYes it is! Dwarf women should be allowed to have beards!! Why are you being so misogynistic?! I don’t want any sexism at my table!”

It was not his table, we were playing at the DM’s house

DM: β€œbro calm down. Nobody said that dwarf women can’t have beards... in fact you have literally met a female dwarf NPC with a beard! Also it’s not your table. I am the one DMing in my house!”

Ben: β€œyou are literally discriminating against women! I thought you said that this would be an LGBTQ+ friendly game!!!”

Ben is not LGBTQ+, nor has he ever expressed any interest in the movement

Other player(girl): β€œDude, you’re being an ass. Stop.”

Ben: β€œYou should be on my side! You’re a girl!”

Me: β€œBro, fucking chill! None of this is necessary! It’s probably an unimportant NPC anyway.”

Ben: β€œwhatever, you’re all bigots anyway!” leaves

Everyone: pikachu shocked meme

Yes this is real. It felt as ridiculous then as it does now retelling it. Only got reminded of this story because I saw an art post with a female dwarf with no beard.this happened maybe a month ago.

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In the 1970s-80s gay culture was for the most part, macho. Hairy chests, beards, mustaches, biker leather, etc. Looking at pictures from back then you see maybe 1 twink/fem out of 100 guys. What happened? When did this switch occur? Was it aids related?
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Muslim blood is cheap in the modern world. The Rohingya genocide, Uyghur genocide, indian occupation of Kashmir, france in Africa, Muslims forced to shave off their beards and drink alcohol in Turkmenistan (a Muslim majority country!) to "stop extremism", and many more!
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Noticed a lack of black beards, so here you go
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I shaved my beard off for a girl once... Proper Simp

I was chatting to a Thai girl online, never met her in real life, she was attractive, nice body, we did sex cam together. We were talking for months. One night she was saying I should shave, and I don't know why but I just shaved my beard off for her, like I had no control over myself, like it was some sort of natural instinct behaviour to impress her and to please her, after I shaved my beard instead of her being impressed, and giving me a good sexy time, she looked shocked, confused, didn't know how to react, but when I had the beard, she seem more attracted to me and turned on. Looking back, I was a proper Simp, a man should never shave his beard off for a woman. It also shows that woman don't know what they want or like, they say they like shaven man yet will fuck a guy with a beard.

Anyway, we eventually stopped talking, and after 4 months of growing, my beard is back. And I'll never do that Simp shit again.

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Allow us to have this beard as an option from the hairdresser. I just really need it.
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