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Edit: I meant sister omg I’m brain dead So I am (25m) my sister is (30f) her daughter is (9f). And her kids dad is out of the picture. So my sister asked if she could stay at me and my wife’s house because she’s in a bad financial situation and I didn’t mind. And me and my wife(24f) have no heat tolerance so she often wears shorts and a sports braw and I wear shorts and a tank top but often times wel throw something else o before interacting with my sisters daughter, so we ask for privacy in our room and to always know before you come in. last night me and my wife were “in the act” wink wink nudge nudge and the niece just bursts in and sees us....And then asks us what we’re doing, she’s soon followed by my sister and she’s mortified and makes her daughter leave. We start putting clothes on and she’s screaming about how we should have given her a warning I screamed back and said she came shluld have knocked we yelled for a bit before she left and now I feel like I may be an adshole for not giving her a warning and for yelling so AITA? Edit: the daughter came in to tell us my sister felt sick so they we’re going to get medicine

I live in a rural area. The residents around here let their dogs run free, and after one of them killed a neighbor's cat it ran onto my property, leading him to believe that the dog was mine. He came over with his minor daughter to yell at me. He didn't knock, he just tried the knob while yelling through the door, and before I could react he had the door open using a credit card and stormed into my home.

I was getting ready to go to work for the evening, had just gotten out of the shower and was waiting for my laundry to dry so I was in a state of undress. I did the best I could to cover up using objects on my kitchen table and ordered them to leave, but he just stood there yelling at me about being around his little girl naked. He threw every variant of the word "pedophile" at me that he knew, said I was going to land on the sex offender registry, and pulled out his cell phone as he and his daughter stormed out my home.

I'm aware of cases where an individual who was nude in their own home was hit with indecent exposure charges because they were seen from the sidewalk, but there is no way to see into my home from any public thoroughfare. If you look into the windows facing the road you'll only see the back of a pair of blackout curtains. The only window you can see into my home from would require you to be well onto my property. When I'm indoors the only ways to see me, whether fully dressed or fully nude, are to go onto my property 130 feet from the nearest point on the road to look through the one window I don't keep covered, I let you in, or you force your way in.

At work I talked to a county deputy, a state trooper, and the county prosecutor (retail in a small town. First two stop almost nightly for an energy drink, the prosecutor does his shopping on the way home on Tuesdays). I told them about the invasion. I would have given them the full story if I were talking to them in private because if I didn't explain something properly they would ask for clarification. The customers, however, would have latched on to the "naked with a 9 year old in the house" angle, dragged me out behind the store, and hanged me from the first tree we reached, figuratively if not literally.

All three asked the same questions. "Were all exterior doors locked?" They were. "Did he cause any property damage while gaining entry?" He didn't. Just used a credit card to force the latch back. "Did he threaten you with a weapon?" No. "Did you record him on your property?" No. They

My parents don't know the meaning of privacy, and barge into any room they feel like, whether its a bedroom, or even the bathroom.

I literally have to barricade my bedroom door so that I can have some alone time, and they shout at me for doing that.

I'm not watching porn. I'm not doing drugs. I'm not drinking alcohol. I'm not on the dark web. I literally just want to be alone for more than a few minutes

I was in the tavern earlier tonight, everyone in there was singing praises to Gaston to cheer him up while he was down in the dumps, poor guy. We were all singing about how good at hunting he is, his biting skills in a wrestling match, how good he is at expectorating, the works. But then he said that he eats 60 eggs every morning to obtain his physique. This can't be healthy, can it? That's anywhere between 4,500 calories and 5,100 calories, just in the morning. I can't imagine how terrible his cholesterol is. I'm concerned about his health.

Example image

Look at the various small spires and towers dotting the body of this battle barge.

I imagine each of them is roughly half the size of the tallest buildings on Earth, most notably the Burj Khalifa.

EDIT: Changing "5-10 times bigger than" to "half the size of"

Or maybe there is a do not disturb message for romantic sessions?

So this has happened twice. My sister has unlocked the door to my apartment and taken my dog to show him off to strangers(He's a Corgi and he's the only Corgi in our town so people get weird about it). The first time, I was so shocked that I just watched her take my dog away(he came back 20 min later but still) The second time, I was in the shower and didn't hear her come in so obviously, when I came out of the shower and my dog was nowhere to be found, I freaked out. My sister left the door wide open and I thought he had gotten outside or someone had broken in and taken him.

I called my mom, who then told me that my sister was at her place with her friend and my dog. I call my sister screaming through the phone to bring him back asap. I am recovering from a painful back injury and I have to limit my movements to a minimum. I am also in a lot of pain from walking in general and even standing for a 20 min shower(I had a chair but it broke and I'm waiting for the replacement) is difficult so I couldn't just go and get him myself.

Six hours and many irate calls later, she comes back with him. I go off on her, telling her that she can't just take my dog to meet strangers(My dog is friendly but still) and that she can't just barge into my apartment without knocking or letting me know ahead of time. She argues that because of my injury, it would be good for him to get outside and do something else. She completely ignored the fact that I have friends who help me walk him and that he does spend three out of seven days a week at my mother to give him some space while I recover but he's fine and at his happiest when he's with me and that my injury does not excuse her from taking him from me without my knowledge and or my permission.

I then tell her to hand over the keys,get the hell out and leave me alone. She leaves and I get texts from her, her friends and my parents saying that I was overreacting. I know my sister wouldn't do anything to hurt my dog but she oversteps my boundaries, something she and my brother does all the time but that's another story.

Was I the asshole here?

UPDATE:

: I was not expecting so many answers and advices and the response to this post! My building manager has agreed to changed it this morning and now, only I have the keys.

I want to explain further a few things I've noticed I might not have explained properly.

1: My accident was truly a freak accident. It had rained the previous night and it was at the same time a cold