Firstly what the hell kind of parent brings A SEVEN YEAR OLD to a bar at 1am!!!??? Secondly if you don’t care enough about what your kid is being subjected to why should I? Thirdly I don’t care that you’re a single mother and want a night out. These are your decisions that you made. Tough.
They hit it off, and she likes a man in uniform, so she says, “Why don’t you come up to my room?”
The general says, “I’m flattered but at my age I’m not sure if things would work the way you hope.”
She says, “But you’re in good shape...tell me, when was the last time you had sex?”
“Oh...”,says the general...”it was probably 1950.”
“Oh my gosh!”, says the woman. “Well I’m sure it will all come back to you.”
So they end up in bed and it’s pretty wild. The general really has some skills.
When it’s all over, she says, “General, that was wonderful! I’m impressed that you haven’t forgotten a thing since 1950!”
And the general says, “Well I should hope not. It’s only 2130 now.”
I found this odd. I could tell that you’d never end up in it, because Diamond City Security made no attempt to arrest me after I got caught stealing a Nuka Cola. They immediately started shooting at me.
Why bother taking the time to put a jail in-game if Security (AND THE CITIZENS!) all try to murder you to death over a fucking ridiculously flat soda?!
This is on the level of killing chickens in Skyrim. 😂
Edit: A few of you guys are taking this a little too seriously.
I thought you all would appreciate learning this. I’m a May law grad, and somehow I didn’t know this. The bar exam is a very seriously regulated thing, and people are only allowed to bring specific items to the test site/into the test room. These include, to name most of them: keys, loose money and cards, pencils, and lately hand sanitizer and gloves.
Period products are not on the list in many states. This exam is 6 hours per day, in 3 hour chunks. You’re actually at the exam site for 8 hours each day. They say they are providing menstrual products, so people who menstruate won’t need to bring them.
This has many problems. 1) whatever random kind they have is not guaranteed to work for everyone, 2) people have expressed concern that they could only provide them in women’s restrooms, so not actually providing them to all who may need them, 3) any communal pool of period products could turn into an additional COVID-19 risk this year, and 4) how are they guaranteeing they will have e... keep reading on reddit ➡
You can't lose hunger in Peaceful Mode, so it just takes up space on the UI.
Ilmango is a Minecraft veteran and redstone wizard, but was still tripped up by this feature. Imagine how confusing this must be for new players!
Video in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwhjq37ooeo or " Peaceful Challenge Ep.1: Harder Than Hard?" if you don't trust links.
My girlfriend works as a bartender at a relatively popular local bar.
She has frequently expressed to me that she gets a lot of unwanted male attention from the customers and even some staff. I keep explaining to her that she should quit and find another job, but she keeps insisting that she needs the extra money to stay afloat/help pay for university.
Bars have begun to open up and serve customers in my country, so my girlfriend has returned to work, and even picked up extra shifts. I don't like her working in such a place, and I frequently offered to loan her money to ease some of her stress but she's declined.
So, today when I was doing some errands in town, I passed by the bar which she works at, and just decided to pop in for a moment. It was not as busy as usual, but it wasn't completely deserted. They were a few customers (mostly male) scattered around. I sat down, and ordered a drink (she was working the bar.) She barely acknowledged me, gave me a small smile an... keep reading on reddit ➡
“It’s a pleasure to serve you, Mr. Hasselhoff”, said the bartender.
“Just call me Hoff”, he replied.
“Sure”, said the bartender, “no hassle”.