Bar plays chicken with COVID mandates, get burnt. Two days before easing of mandates.
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Congress should impeach Trump again and bar him from holding any future public office usatoday.com/story/opinio…
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Bouncers of Reddit. Have you ever crossed paths with someone you’ve had to throw out of a club or bar? How was the experience?
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Warren reintroduces bill to bar lawmakers from trading stocks thehill.com/homenews/sena…
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LPT: If you don't drink but still go to bars for social events, ask the bartender to give you a soda but make it look like a cocktail. All bartenders will do this if asked. Enjoy being spared the tons of "why aren't you drinking?' questions.

I don't drink simply because I don't enjoy alcohol. However, I still enjoy going to bars to socialize with friends. If I am clearly just drinking water, I am always inundated with questions about why I'm not drinking. People get very nervous drinking around a sober person. I learned this trick from a friend who is a recovering alcoholic and it has made my social life much more enjoyable! I typically ask for a seltzer with a shot of grenadine. A lot of times the bartender won't even charge you, which is another nice benefit. But remember to tip them regardless!

Edit: but don't go to bars or social events during pandemic

Edit 2: I have gotten the comment many times that you shouldn't be friends with people who judge you for not drinking or pressure you to drink. I 100% AGREE. However, this is really a problem in large social circles with acquaintances, at family events such as weddings, and especially at work functions. This tip is just a way to avoid being harassed about why you're not drinking in those situations. It's particularly bad for women, who will get asked so many times if they're pregnant. Sometimes it's more worth it to just fake it than to be confrontational, especially if you want to just relax and enjoy yourself!

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Shitty Alibi Drinkery in Lakeville will be reopening AGAIN at 11AM today. Fuck this bar and fuck these people
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U.S. says Ghislaine Maxwell should stay behind bars, deserves no bail reuters.com/article/us-pe…
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Trump’s Mar-a-Lago neighbours initiate legal action to stop him moving there when he leaves White House. Trump signed a deal in 1993 that bars him from using the private club as a permanent residence independent.co.uk/news/wo…
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Bar Owner Not Complying with COVID-19 Restrictions Arrested ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/…
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Cop who sexually assaulted 13 women cries like a little baby as he receives 263 Years behind bars youtu.be/ZZWdqm5ylfs
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Impeach Trump again β€” and bar him from future office | Trump has proved that he should not be allowed anywhere near public office. To secure our fragile democracy, Congress must impeach Trump again β€” and this time, get it right. bostonglobe.com/2021/01/0…
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Will Peter make it? Or will his muffins put him back behind bars?
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Gate keeping bars and cafes?
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LPT: If you’re on zoom call, make it a habit to mute yourself by default and hold space bar to unmute temporarily while you speak. This will save you from unknowingly leaving yourself unmuted.

Not just zoom, most other softwares/apps have this β€œpush to talk” feature. This will make sure that you explicitly press and hold a button of sorts to unmute yourself - reducing the chances of leaving yourself unmuted without your knowledge.

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Testing half the population weekly with inexpensive, rapid COVID-19 tests would drive the virus toward elimination within weeks, even if the tests are less sensitive than gold-standard. This could lead to β€œpersonalized stay-at-home orders” without shutting down restaurants, bars, retail and schools. colorado.edu/today/2020/1…
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Employers can bar unvaccinated employees from the workplace, EEOC says cbsnews.com/news/covid-19…
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Drunk guy groped me at the bar. I am justice. OC v.redd.it/op2dvpgc4m161
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Detroit Is Trying to Get Sidney Powell Fined, Banned from Court, and Referred to the Bar for Filing the β€˜Kraken’ lawandcrime.com/2020-elec…
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TIFU by eating 8 chocolate fiber bars before a long car ride with family and experiencing the most absurd gas leak in history.

This happened a year ago, but I just remembered this horrific event and the poor victims that never fully recovered. I was set to go on an 10 hour road trip through the interior of British Columbia and with me were 2 of my cousins and my uncle. However, before our 6am start I decided the night before to wolf down these chocolate chip Fiber One granola bars that had something like 75% of your daily fiber intake. These things were crazy good and I ended up eating an entire 8 pack of them in one sitting. After that I went to sleep and woke up in the morning to a bloated stomach but felt fine otherwise. 45 minutes into our ride the cramps began. My stomach grew larger and larger and I ended up needing to remove my seatbelt, and undoing the zipper on my jeans to give it more space to expand. My cousin next to me couldn't believe what he was seeing, he said it was like the blueberry scene from Willy Wonka. I couldn't hold the gas in any longer and asked my uncle to pull over, which he did and I struggled to get out of my seat as every move was agony. I waddled to the back of the car and let her rip. A thunderous roar escaped me like an asshole racing his Harley Davidson around the block on a Sunday Morning. The gas hissed out of me as my stomach grumbled, shuffled and shuttered. I am not exagerrating when I tell you that this fart lasted AT LEAST 15 seconds. Little did I know that I had just broken the seal and I would proceed to experience uncontrollable and obnoxiously powerful farts that lasted 10-15 seconds on average, with only a brief period of relief between said farts.

The fact of the matter was that I was now experiencing major flatulence every 2 to 3 minutes, and we couldn't stop the car every few minutes to escape the smell, so we decided to roll all the windows down and allow me to let loose whenever I needed. However, we had no idea that this would become a much longer ordeal than we initially thought. Truth be told, I couldn't stop farting for nearly 7 hours, and each fart just HAD to be more epic than the last. By the time hour 2 rolled around, my anus was sore and aching, and my insides feeling like shards of glass were ripping through me. And the smell had become so overpowering that we had to stop at a gas station and buy as many air fresheners as we could. I took one of the air fresheners and sat on it in the hopes that each fart will be freshened up - instead it just smelt like rotten eggs and pine. My cousins and uncle resorted to using Vi

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This is a reminder that you can still buy the greatest chocolate bar known to man...
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Sheriff: Defiant NYC bar owner struck deputy with his car apnews.com/article/new-yo…
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Two big girls walk into a bar

They order drinks, in a thick accent.

"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.

Offended, one of them replies "Wales!"

"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"

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An American spy is in Soviet Russia, digging up information on a powerful Russian politician. He finds him in a bar, walks in dressed in Russian attire, pretending to be Russian. Everybody in the bar looks at him, but he keeps his cool. He orders a drink and walks to the politician...

"Greetings, comrade." says the spy, but before he could finish his sentence, the Russian says, "I think you are American spy."

The spy is alarmed, but being a skilled, trained, spy, he says, "That is not true! I am the proudest Soviet there is! I can sing the anthem more beautifully than any other man in the country!"

He then proceeds to sing the Soviet anthem, so melodically and beautifully, that everybody in the bar cheers.

"Very good, very good!" says the politician. "But I still think you are spy."

The man continues to keep his cool.

"I am a historian! I can tell you everything about this glorious country!"

He then spends about two hours recounting the Revolution, the Great Patriotic War, about how superior to the Russia is in terms of technology compared to America and makes a great argument about how communism is beneficial to society.

"Amazing! You are skilled!" says the politician.

The spy smirks.

"But I still think you American spy."

The spy is getting frustrated, but still unfazed.

He replies, "I am good drinker, a true Russian! Let us drink, and see who can come out top!"

The bar turns its attention to the politician and the spy, who are now in a drinking contest.

The bartender serves drink after drink of vodka.

After about an hour of drinking, the politician nearly passes out, unable to hold as much liquor as the spy, to a resounding cheer amongst the bar.

In the midst of the cheering, the Russian politician gets up, smiling, and in a slurred speech, repeats, "You are good, you are good... but I still think you are spy."

The American spy, piss drunk, loses his skill and gives up.

"Okay, you got me. I am an American. But what made you think that way, after all this time?"

The Russian politician replies, "There aren't many black people in Russia."

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Illegal underground grandma karaoke bars
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Something to think about the next time you eat at the salad bar v.redd.it/rhsq7c4xmk061
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Judge holds young lawyer's baby swearing her into the state bar v.redd.it/wdpc3dri0i861
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IT EXPLICITLY SAYS β€œNo Gift Posts” IN THE SIDE BAR; WHY DO STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS CHOOSE TO IGNORE THIS FACT?

IF YOU KNOW YOUR MAN SO LITTLE THAT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO GIFT HIM FOR CHRISTMAS, YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS DOOMED TO FAIL

IF I SEE THIS SHIT AGAIN, IT’S A FOUR WEEK BAN

FUCK YOU ALL

E: ngl, reports weak af today

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TIL of Duncan Hamilton, a racing driver who was disqualified from Le Mans in 1953 due to a technicality. He went to a bar and got drunk, but was told he had been reinstated in the race shortly after. During the race he drank brandy on pitstops, hit a bird at 130mph that broke his nose, and then won. motorsportmagazine.com/ar…
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Heirloom progress bar that WE ALL NEED (Hi water)
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Alibi Bar - Lakeville, MN - 12/16/20 - 0% Masks. 100% Assholes. v.redd.it/bjgc7gg0zq561
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Taking quotes for a new neon sign for the bar I work at and one of the companies brought their neon pallet.
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Had a guy threaten to shoot me in the face with the gun in his jacket on the ski lift today all because I wanted to put the bar down...do people really care this much about not putting the bar down?

Skied at Vail today, got in line for Lift 4, which is a 6 pack... rules are that 3 can ride on a lift as long as everyone is spaced out. Me being a single rider, I joined up with 2 other guys and got on the lift and sat at the other end from them. I've been doing this all week with no complaints...

I go to put the bar down(something that is non negotiable for me since I saw someone fall out when I was younger) and one of the guys says "We don't put the fucking bar down" and I asked "Well could you do it for me?" and he then just started to go on a total tantrum....

"Who the fuck are you anyway? We don't know you. Why are you riding with us? Do you not fucking know there is a pandemic going on?"

I told him to chill out, its too late now to do anything about it, and he just went on a total tantrum, ripping me for being a tourist, saying how much he hates tourists, and how tourists refuse to obey social distancing and are going to get everyone in Colorado kiilled via Coronavirus, then just started screaming at me when I get off the lift, to just ski to the bottom and "get the fuck out of Vail, go fucking home"

After a couple minutes of me silent and him non stop ripping into me, I had enough and simply told him to Shut The Fuck Up! Then he got really mad, "Do you know who the fuck I am? Do you know who you are messing with? When we get off this lift, I am going to kick your fucking ass!"

And then I said "In front of ski patrol so you get your pass pulled?" and he said "Never mind, I got a gun in my jacket pocket, I am going to pull it out and shoot you in the fucking face!"

At this point he crossed the line... and he was angry enough to make me not want to doubt he was serious... so I took my phone out and began to call ski patrol... he then said he knows every ski patrol person and police officer at Vail on a first name basis and they will just laugh at me and side with him if I tried to report him... and then his friend said he would tell their ski patrol friends I was the violent one, and it would be their word against mine, and I would be the one to get my pass pulled...

We got off the lift and they tried to escort me to the ski patrol HQ, trying to get me to go with them... I refused, and simply skied down to another ski patrol HQ and reported the guy... took a picture and video of him... and I thought I would just be wasting ski patrol's time since I had no hard evidence, but they were pissed when I told them the guy said he knew them all and ski

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Bar owner in Los Angeles CA is livid to see that mayor Garcetti has approved an outdoor dining area for a movie company directly across from her outdoor dining area (which was shut down) streamable.com/q5tc7f
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Mega Man 3 but the strum bar FIRES THE GUN - Ryukahr on YouTube / Insta reddit.com/rpan/r/TheGame…
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Houston to close bars and limit capacity fox26houston.com/news/har…
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LPT: Update: big thanks to r/dresslikeafrigidbitch for suggesting buying $2.50 fleece blankets at walmart and stuffing them with water and granola bars and storing them in your car for an easy way to give to homeless. My girlfriend and I have given 4 away so far.

Pictures: https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/knd925/im_not_really_sure_where_to_post_this_but_big/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Edit: the original post https://www.reddit.com/r/LifeProTips/comments/jkkcwc/lpt_if_you_like_to_give_to_the_homeless_but_are/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Edit 2: i meant u/dressasafrigidbitch

Edit 3: I put granola but i actually bought soft cereal bars for anyone with chewing problems

Edit 4: A lot of great suggestions in the comments for things like socks, tarps, and reusable water bottles, if you have a bit more spend!

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Passing the bar in 2020 be like
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A cat and a lizard walk into a bar
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Senate GOP breaks 123-year tradition to pack courts with Trump’s judicial nominees in spite of loss. The latest judge approved by Mitch McConnell & Co. is a 33-year-old lawyer who the Bar Assoc. rated β€œnot qualified" salon.com/2020/11/19/sena…
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Mega Man 2 but the strum bar FIRES THE GUN - Ryukahr on YouTube / Insta reddit.com/rpan/r/TheGame…
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Michigan to close high schools, colleges, bars for 3 weeks as COVID spikes bridgemi.com/michigan-gov…
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I built a video call app which is the antithesis of Zoom. You can play with everything - backgrounds, gifs, stickers. You can recreate a bar lounge, classroom, office, 80s party and more. It also has spatial audio - just move closer to talk to people, like you do IRL. Looking for feedback.

You can check out the demo at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zwXL7ZJra4

It's also on the website. You can sign up here: https://reslash.co

If you're interested, just reply back to this thread.

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Built a home bar just in time for NYE imgur.com/a/jwzfw2u
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Joel Osteen, God and Satan walk into a bar. Nevermind, the bars closed because Joel Osteen got a $4 million dollar bailout and the bar didn’t. twitter.com/mikewtfwells/…
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