Even Monkeys do not eat the banana strings. v.redd.it/68e36evfvk071
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A 25-feet statue of a Hindu God (Ganesha) is hand made out of bananas
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This unusually straight banana
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Sir, they’re sticking bananas in their ass now
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As promised. SFW so mods are happy 🍌 bananas fell out of my bum bum tho v.redd.it/3b3uvlqpey171
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The boy who got suspended for wearing a banana suit.
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holy shit what if the ass banana was the final catalyst?
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You banana
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Hahaha double banana
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Me watching Rick_of_Spades actually shove a banana up his ass
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For any apes who watched the Banana vid yesterday...I gotchu fam
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I'd hate to say this but we SHOULD NOT start with this "They lost" sentiment. Are we on the moon yet? No. Did you get tendies or bananas? No. Don't start celebrating which will cause you to lose focus. Keep your head focused and STAY THE COURSE.

Victory is near but declaring "they lost" now will confuse people if/when more aggressive tactics are used. And then what does confusuon cause? FUD. So stop.

We all have to understand and maintain the awareness that while the DD is solid, the numbers are solid, several theories are all rock solid - that money does not equal resources.

And individuals like Kenny, after many years in the game, have positioned themselves comfortably through favours and business deals to form many unseen allies to assist him in keeping his sinking ship afloat. So do not celebrate early. For all we know, Citadel could shut down tomorrow and the stock could still be attacked by other people who have aligned themselves with Kenny and his cronies. We don't know.

But what we do know, is we're in a very good spot. Just don't celebrate early. That mistake will be seen and as such will be taken advantage of.

Just stay the course 🦍's.

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This tiny banana I harvested today
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MOASS is now too big to fail. Many bananas.

People all over the WORLD have made the MOASS too big to fail.

Think about it, we have 300k diamond handed apes from everywhere just in SuperStonk. You got more over in /r/GME, retards from /r/wallstreetbets and it's many derivatives, /r/finance (whatever they go by), more from /r/stocks, /r/options and even /r/gme_meltdown. This is just on Reddit and I know I missed a bunch.

Let's look outward. /BIZ/NESSMEN over on 4chan, Ants from Korea, Wallaby's in Australia (I made that up). Who knows where or how many other platforms there are that are carry the same diamond hand philosophy? That share that oh so sweet bias confirming DD?

If this were a US only problem, much greater levels of fuckery could potentially happen. But it's not....

At least one foreign government has already included references to what's happening in annual financial reports:

https://www.ecb.europa.eu/pub/financial-stability/fsr/html/ecb.fsr202105~757f727fe4.en.html#toc19

I did not find that, it was posted yesterday and forgot who OP was. OP also posted a US financial report that contained references as well. Sorry I don't remember your name, but awesome job! Credit: /u/StrifeLover

I'm sure there are even more to be found, but not everyone is interested in digging through foreign government's annual financial reports looking for mentions. Mass media damn sure isn't going broadcast any real coverage of how fucked the market is right now.

If news like that got out on even one media outlet, it would cause a cascading panic selloff and launch the MOASS and likely end in economic tragedy.

Wen fuckery?

There are multiple avenues of fuckery that could be taken, some we can't even imagine. The douchecanoes on wall street have made careers out of screwing over the retail investor, and built firms doing just that.

One group of them got so good at it, they are now a bonafide market maker and control over 40% of retail trades. Gotta love PFOF (Fuck you very much, Bernie Madoff).

I firmly believe that there are no real shares left. The only shares that are being sold have already been rehypothecated, and continue to be. Do I have proof? Fuck no. Only people inside the system know for sure. All the DD posted here seems to point to it though.

Right now, all eyes are on the shorts. Rules and changes in policy written and passed in record time. Updated haircut procedures. Huge changes to collateral requirements. Surprise liquidity tests.... The powers that be know it's coming

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Our rules are completely bananas
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Bought him a cute raincoat, somehow ended up with a giant sad banana.
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Citadel interns letting the price go up so they can watch banana in the keister guy:
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And this is why I don't eat the brown part of the banana.
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Hey guys, I'm struggling so much with these insects, I think in Germany we call them "TrauermΓΌcken". My banana plant is already on the balcony, cause she was the worst. But all my other plants got these lil sh*ts too. May you give me your best shots against those? They keep coming back.
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The lady at self-check in front of me had nothing but bananas, cucumbers and wine...hmm.
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The banana man, STRIKES AGAIN reddit.com/rpan/r/distant…
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I hate to say it, but I’m taking less profit and selling after all the X share apes claim their bananas.

Honestly, I have XXX shares and could make a million at anything over 1,600 a share. I was planning on dumping earlier than most but a post on here changed my mind. It said something along the lines of β€œapes with less shares need the money the most”. It hits home and and it’s too true. Will be selling on the way down

Edit: Thanks for the awards! Also sorry I can’t reply to everyone there’s way too many comments and I’m at work.

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TNT has some really poor audio mixing. MSG is going absolutely bananas but it sounds like a crowd 10 miles away, and the announcers are heard loud and clear over it. Meanwhile in the Knicks broadcast you actually hear the crowd. This issue keeps happening.

Kind of annoying they basically mute the MSG crowd, you can't tell that it's going crazy while the feed from the court looks like pandemonium out there.

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When the banana arrives in the mail...
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Forgive the bad photo, but Banana man must be heard.
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I cook only 4 times per year. Details in comments. (Bananas for scale.)
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I kid you not, General Kenobi, he turned himself into a banana. He's Banana Grievous.
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Bananas are scary af.
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Holding to at least $10 million is easy when I think about the little apes who need it most. I hold not for Greed. Greed is what fueled the Hedgefunds. I hold to make sure all sized apes from every jungle can get their fill of bananas. A tribe grows stronger when the smaller ones are fed first.

Don't think about buying back your initial investments. Don't think that the number you see in your screen is enough.

Think about others. Think about the ones who need it most. Think about the lives that we lost. Think about those who are struggling, those who are going hungry, or sleeping in their cars.

The longer you hold, the more help others will get. This is one of the few times where doing nothing will return greater things.

Apes stronger together. Hold the line. Do good things.

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This is how a banana would look like without its outer shell (banana for scale)
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What if u/rick_of_spades knew GME would pass $200 and just wanted to shove a banana up his ass...
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it's just a banana ma'am.
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The bananas wants to escape death v.redd.it/87lq0zrc14y61
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Over 30% of GME bananas are missing from Bloomberg Terminal. Over 69% of GME is trading off exchanges or in an unreported Dark Pool? It's National Banana Day - Do you know where your GME bananas are?

So yesterday I posted about FINRA ADF showing up as the primary exchange for GME trades over the past 6 trading days (and likely much longer). The thing is, FINRA ADF is not currently in operation...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/muzj4o/finra_webmaster_no_brokerdealers_currently_using/

u/koreanjc had a great post about this a little over a week ago FADF - A Dark Pool

While looking into this, I realized that the GME Bloomberg Terminal data is missing between 31.4% and 38.9% of GME daily trading volume from 4/13 - 4/20.

That's 19,411,389 missing bananas over just 6 trading days. Only 70 million GME-issued bananas are supposed to exist...

If you add up the total missing volume + ADF volume, you will see that over 69% of GME bananas are being reported as trading off exchange (FINRA ADF, which is reportedly not in operation - again see my post from yesterday), or completely missing (a deeper, darker pool that even Bloomberg can't see?).

40,126,778 GME bananas were traded over 6 days, and even Bloomberg, which costs $24,000/year, has no idea where they are.

I'm not a finance guy, or a stock guy - I'm an ape. I can't really do math, but luckily Excel does the math for me.

I don't play options, but if I had call options for 4/16 or 4/23, which are each worth thousands and thousands of dollars, I would certainly want to know what unknown entity is keeping the price of GME at this $160 threshold by hiding 40,126,778 bananas from making their way to the exchanges.

TLDR - each day, over 69% of GME bananas are either missing, or being routed through "FINRA ADF", which is not currently operating. Someone is hiding your GME bananas to artificially manipulate the GME stock price from mooning. The rocket is fueled for take-off. Can anyone find out what is going on with the missing bananas?

Data from Bloomberg vs Actual Daily Volume. So many missing bananas...

Missing bananas? 3/24 Tweet from DFV (sorry for the Play icon)

[D

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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midnight banana bread reddit.com/rpan/r/RedditI…
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No it’s not squeezing. It’s just a normal day, literally. No halts, rest of the market isn’t red, not past 100k, no tears, no Mayo shortage. I won’t even consider sticking a banana up my ass to celebrate until it’s $25mil or more.
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TIL in 1967, the magazine 'Berkeley Barb' published an article on how to extract psychoactive substances from banana peels. People didn't realise it was a hoax and began smoking banana peels to try to get high off banana joints atlasobscura.com/articles…
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I did it. I sold. My Baby..... locked and loaded for fifty more bananas first thing Monday morning. Will push me into the xxx club and will provide financial stability for my family. These are sacrifices.
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The shitadel interns finding the banana video on the sub
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Iron Banana in a nutshell reddit.com/gallery/ngfv9s
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Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use. πŸŒπŸŒ±πŸ’š
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Bruised banana art using a pin and a comb. No ink is used.
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My bananas committed suicide.
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Nationaldagen 1999, Kungen feat. Electric Banana Band! v.redd.it/vlngjjdpeb171
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Furry strawberry BANANA snack
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The Best Armor: Banana Bread
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That's not a banana
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