I (21m) have a son who just turned 1, his mum who was my girlfriend died in labour along with the other baby she was carrying. I was diagnosed with terminal cancer 3 months ago and I don't have very long left (two months at most) I have accepted that I'm going to die but now I have to think about what's best for my son.
I had to decide who my boy would go to and I thought my mother(55) naturally but then I started to think of her situation as my older(29) lives with her along with his 5 kids all aged under 5 and I decided not to as mum works and my brother tbh isn't really raising his kids, more dragging them up and can be neglectful. I wasn't going to put my son in that environment as I want someone to actually care for him. So I then thought of my aunt(33) on my dads side. she is a good mother and her husband a good father to their 3 girls and I know they could provide for my son. I asked them and they agreed.
My mother however found out that I wasn't leaving my son with her and sh... keep reading on reddit ➡
I’m not a good storyteller so I’ll try to keep this short and sweet... Last week, my family and I (24M) put my twin brother to rest. He crashed his motorcycle, and the EMTs weren’t able to arrive in time to save him. It’s been a lot to deal with since we were making plans to hang out now that restaurants and bars have begun opening back up.
The funeral was a pretty small family gathering. Two of my brother’s friends came and offered their sympathy, which was nice. Our mom was inconsolable. Dad did his best to comfort her. I stepped out for a minute to have a cigarette before the service, trying to decide what I wanted to say about my brother. My aunt (55F) came out to say hi, then brought up how awful she feels for my parents, having to bury their own son.
I nodded and started to say something, but then she was like, “Do you think it’s really appropriate for you to be here?”
I was so confused like uhhhh that’s my fucking BROTHER. I didn’t say that yet, just stared at her like she mu... keep reading on reddit ➡
This happened a couple days ago, and all I wish was I done it sooner.
The story starts at my parents wedding. Cracking night etc, but the following morning I comfort my sister crying. She ends up telling me my Aunt's BF slept with our god-sister at the wedding night. My immediate response is, well gotta tell her, it's what I'd want if it was me. I go talk about it with my parents who know, and dad says it's not his business (he's a very "too himself" type of guy, don't want to get involved) but I plead with my mother saying it's her sister, it should come from her. She tells me not to and if I do "I'll disown you and never talk to you in my life.".
We then found out she was pregnant with his kid, another nail in telling her coffin. So I keep my mouth shut. This is my first fuck up, as I myself am very unconcerned about what others think, as long as I believe truly, I'm doing the right thing.
I vent about it to my SO and explain what my mum said etc, she understand but still think... keep reading on reddit ➡
My (16f) aunt (33f) lives with my family. She has me drive her around, and refuses to sit in the front passenger seat because she wants to act like it’s a taxi/chauffeur situation, which is shitty of her, but I haven’t said anything.
The other day we were driving through a restaurant drive through, and it was packed. The parking lot was full. My aunt got out of the car while we were in the drive through, and I asked what the fuck she was doing. She told me she was “getting claustrophobic”, and I told her to stay in the car so she doesn’t get hit by another car. (My reasoning for saying this is she wanted to walk close to the actual road to smoke, where traffic’s busy. y’know; normal road.)
She ignored me and got out anyway, so when I pulled up to the drive through window, I got out and put child lock on the back doors. I did this because my aunt has done this several times before, has almost gotten hit when she does it, and once had her foot run over by a car because she does it. (Wh... keep reading on reddit ➡
Because of Covid ops her Walmart has separate entrances for the employees and the customers. She used one of the customer ones (haven’t asked why) and they gave her the axe.
I know she broke a rule and it’s a legal termination, but it’s just nuts to me that they’d end her career like that.
Edit: Went to bed and woke up to this. I’ll try my best to keep replying, thanks y’all for the support. #fuckwalmart
My very mentally ill brother died recently. He spent his money on properties, all of which he poorly understood what he was buying, and didn't maintain at all. The entire estate essentially breaks even except for one property, which was willed to my daughter.
Basically put, he invested in a luxury hotel chain that was supposed to have a residential portion. He did this in exchange for a unit in the building. He mostly did it to help out his friend, and didn't understand the true value of what he was buying as he thought all cities were "trash". The residential portion didn't quite pan out, but he still received ownership of a unit.
This unit is essentially a one bedroom apartment, complete with a full kitchen. Due to a combination of zoning, grandfathering, and the deal made, it would only cost her $500 a month to live there, utilities and taxes included, with access to all hotel amenities and services (including daily housekeeping if desired and car service), in a major city.
I... keep reading on reddit ➡
I'm an adult performer who found her niche in fetish productions due to my 'natural body hair' - I stopped shaving quite a number of years ago because I'm prone to really gross looking razor burn and suddenly, my 'career' took off. I make a decent living doing mostly solo work, more than enough to live on and build up a savings.
I'm open about my body hair but not my 'career', so I tend to just tell people that it's a societal statement or something similar. My fiance's family all knows that I'm pretty proud of my body hair. I don't think it detracts from my looks or femininity at all.
Recently, though, I was hired to do a "bimbofication" series that paid very well, and they paid me extra on top of the usual base salary to completely remove all of my body hair on camera. They sent a whole damn waxing setup and I made the videos and I got paid.
I posted a couple of selfies with my arms in the air to Facebook with the caption of, "look what I did! Quarantine boredom is getting to... keep reading on reddit ➡
My aunt and her ex-husband had three kids after years of keeping their position of being absolutely, 100% child free. They had them all in a row, with little more than a year between the three of them, and our family was pretty happy but not ecstatic, because I had been the only baby basically since my mother and my aunt were kids, and my grandparents were beginning to feel their age and felt like they couldn't take care of my cousins like they did with me.
After her third kid, my aunt noticed that her husband was not helping at all; he had recently left his job and spent his time at home doing basically nothing all day long, while she worked her nine to five, ran after the kids, and kept the house together. They divorced, and she still has the kids most of the time.
She's a very attentive mother: she spends time with her kids, goes to the movies, to the park, goes to their plays and sports events, talks with their teachers, basically organizes her life around their needs.
But a whi... keep reading on reddit ➡
Now im not saying its a great idea to get married at 19, but it happened in 2010 and shes still saying how dumb it is and how my sister will regret marrying young and how all guys who marry young do it to manipulate and always go on to cheat. which is what my ex uncle did to my aunt to be fair, 7 years into their marriage.
But my sister just had her 10th anniversary 2 months ago, they have 3 great kids, dude treats her right. So its a very different situation,and yeah sometimes(like i suspect this time) marrying young works out.
Mom lives with my wife and I and has since dad died 3 years ago(sis and BIL live about an hour away from mom and dad's old house, I live a few blocks away).
mom and aunt have a weekly skype call to keep in touch and such, and almost every time aunt goes on a rant about my sister's "idiot mistake" of getting married so young, complains about what her ex did to her(now nearly 26 years ago!). speculates about when BIL is going to leave my sister for a "young... keep reading on reddit ➡
I wasn’t feeling well, so I went to my room and started watching Netflix. I felt really nauseous and dizzy and asked my dad what to do (he's a doctor) so he said just to drink some hot water and take a nap or lie down, which is what I did.
Out of literally nowhere, my dad’s girlfriend walks in and says that she wants to spend the rest of her “birthday” watching Family Guy and South Park with me despite the fact that I might have a nasty stomach bug, which I’m sure she doesn’t want to get. Why the hell would you want to spend the rest of your birthday with a teen who is virulently ill instead of with your boyfriend?
She started explaining that it was summer for her and that she doesn’t have her usual obligations, so she wanted to spend the summer getting to know me better (why?) Specifically, she offered to “help me with my summer homework” and “to be there to listen or hang out if I ever needed anything.”
I was going to say “Okay, I guess,” but then I suddenly felt very nauseous an... keep reading on reddit ➡
Am I the asshole for pointing out my aunts breast implants after she keeps pointing out that being gay is a sin?
To start off, I’m a lesbian (yes this is important) and I’m proud of it despite coming from a conservative family. When I came out they were all generally accepting but made it very clear that they didn’t approve of it because of the Bible’s view on it. Okay, fair enough.
My aunt, however, is very... special. I love her with all of my heart but she seems to have this superiority complex where if she does something good nobody will stop hearing about it for weeks. Me coming out as gay was the cherry on top of the cake because she didn’t kick me out (I live with her and my granny) and as a result I became one of her “I am such a good person” stories. Any time she talks about it the conversation goes something like: “Yeah OP is gay and the Bible is most definitely against it but I see no point in kicking her out because that won’t make her straight” There is nothing inherent... keep reading on reddit ➡
So here's some back story:
My spouse and I had our first kid back in February. My one aunt has always been overweight and on weight watchers pretty much as long as I can remember, she was married into the family and always makes comments that annoy the shit out of other family members.
Going back to December 2019 we had my big family dinner, this was the first time in a while that they were able to see my partners pregnancy progress. I too have gained a bit of a belly (was always a skinny kid and my metabolism has finally slowed down) since her and I have been together. My Aunt comes up and touches my stomach laughing saying "are you sure it's not you who's pregnant?!"
So... I did something no one else has dared to do, I looked at her in the eyes and laughed saying I thought funny she was joking about my weight then I asked her how her weight watchers was going. She looked taken aback and didn't speak to me the rest of the dinner. My cousins thought it was great but some of my other... keep reading on reddit ➡
"So this was back in 2014 when my mom was in the hospital pregnant with my little brother. I think this was one or two nights before my mom gave birth, but anyways:
The Cast Me= me Entitled aunt- ea Cousin - c1 Cousin 2- c2
So, as I said, my mom was in the hospital waiting to give birth and I was staying with my aunt for the time being. We all went to go visit her at the maternity ward (i should say here my cousin 1 is a year older than I, her being 12 me being 11) and were there chilling, waiting to find out which room my mom is in. My aunt is at the desk talking to one of the nurses my and my cousin 2 is playing with one of those weird hospital toy things when my aunt walks up to me and says that I have to watch my cousin 2 (who is five years younger than me, so about 6). I just said no because I was really confused about what was going on I just wanted to see my mom, so c1 and ea leave.
C2 and I are chilling and he is playing with some other little girl and after maybe an hour... keep reading on reddit ➡
Context: I (24f) was born into a Muslim family. I am the youngest of 4 daughters. My father passed away a few months ago. He has one sister. Now, according to Islamic inheritance laws if you don't have a son, your sisters, brothers etc get a portion. However, since I don't have a brother my aunt is legally entitled to a relatively large portion of my father's estate.
My father was a very wealthy man. When he was diagnosed with cancer, everyone was sad and shocked. My aunt was my grandfather's favourite child. He loved my aunt more than life, and his only wish to my father was that he took care of his sister. After grandpa died, my father paid for her education at the expense of his own, and gave her whatever money she asked for. I think this was why my aunt actively anticipated getting my father's money - because she technically is legally entitled to it and my father has never said no to her before.
I think this callousness was what broke my father at the end, because he got a lawye... keep reading on reddit ➡
My family is full of Kevins (and racists, but that’s for another sub). This is one of my favorite stories I like to tell and I can’t believe I haven’t posted here yet.
I want to college in Central NY where my school was situated on the banks of Lake Ontario. For those not from the US, it’s one of the Great Lakes and is between the US and Canada. As for the “great” part, it’s fucking huge—approx 50 miles between the countries at its widest. Thus standing at the bank where my school is, you cannot see the other side.
My mother and my aunt drove me to campus on move in day. Having never been to the school before, I directed my aunt to drive the long way along the edge of campus so we could get a good look at the lake. The view was impressive.
The following conversation however, reminded me solidly why I needed college and to move far away from my hometown:
Mom: “What’s that river?”
Me: “That’s LAKE Ontario, mom” (wtf?!?)
Aunt: “I wonder if you’ll see whales.”
Me: (joking) “I... keep reading on reddit ➡
I work in my countries national health authority, department of public health. I'm merely an office assistant, but I get to work closely with high level health experts. Pretty much means I can walk down the hall and find experts on any specific topic I need, and most of them are very enthusiastic to educate on their specialty.
My aunt claims that she and my cousin have chronic lyme disease. Her story is they have it from getting bit by a tick in Australia. She has a PICC line (like an IV cannula but much bigger, much more risky, and semi-permanent) where she gets extreme doses of very potent antibiotics, and she's been talking about how she wants to get my cousin one so she doesn't have to give home injections.
I know what lyme disease is, I've had it, but I'd never heard of chronic lyme disease. I asked one of the epidemiologists (PhD doctor that researches the spread of diseases), an entomologist (PhD doctor that researches insects) and an infectious disease specialist MD. Turns... keep reading on reddit ➡
Cast: CA: crazy aunt, AC: Annoying cousin, Me:Me, Nice cousin and his brother: NC, NB, Sensible Uncle: SU
Sorry for grammar, I failed most language classes
During most family gatherings, something the "older cousins" do is go in the woods near my grandparents house and have an airsoft battle. (older cousins as in 13-16 yo) Usually it's just three of us Me, NC, and NB but our other cousin, AC, just turned 13 and wanted to join. AC wasn't the best at etiquette, he was the kid who said time out just before he was tagged. We agreed and I gave him a basic M4. (Looking back, it was dumb of me not to explain the rules before I gave him the gun) I showed AC how to use it and before I could get the rules out to him, he shot me in the thigh from point blank range for fun. I played airsoft frequently so I was used to being hit but it still hurt. Unfortunately for him one of the rules we agreed on was, "if you want to shoot someone you must have the same experience" if that makes sense. Right... keep reading on reddit ➡
Hey guys it’s my first post on this subreddit so please excuse the mistakes. Cast: Op: me Ea: entitled aunt Cc: cool cousin M: my mom Background: I come from both Muslim and Christian religious backgrounds, but I am an atheist. M and CC knew that, but EA didn’t. It was a cool Saturday evening, cc and ea came over to visit us because we just came back from abroad. So while M and EA were chatting, me and CC were playing assassins creed. And when we are almost done EA barges in the room and begins watching us.
EA: what is the game you are playing about?
CC: it’s about killing and assassinating targets for the apple of eden during the third crusade
EA: but op you know that these actions are haram (forbidden) in our religion.(she believed that we were going to practice sorcery if we continue playing it)
OP: it is in your religion.
EA: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR RELIGION, ARENT YOU A MUSLIM. I stayed quiet, but CC defended me and said
CC: each one can believe in whatever they want, and... keep reading on reddit ➡
Going to make this short because if I told ALL the details, it would make 3 posts at least.
My grandmother broke her leg and for 5 years, my mother cared for her every day despite my grandmother treating her like crap. Mom has 4 other siblings, one, Entitled Aunt lived 10 minutes from grandmother and refused to help because it was "just to far to drive" etc. EA was constantly taking money from grandmother, and when mom would call her on her shit, she'd get mad and leave. Well, aunt decided to move out of state and didn't tell anyone she was going which broke grandma's heart because EA was her favorite. So EA makes NO EFFORT to call, check up, anything on grandmother and when grandma gets put in hospice actually says "My granddaughter is getting married (3rd time), so I'll see mom then". Said grand-daughter wasn't getting married for a MONTH.
Anyway, grandma holds on, aunt keeps calling other aunt and uncle (never mom) and asking for updates and when they don't have any, she tells ot... keep reading on reddit ➡
Hey guys, I was thinking that I should post this during Ramadan, as a form of vengeance against entitled MUSLIM aunt (which might explain the reason for posting this story during Ramadan) so here goes nothing
Disclaimer:not all Muslims are like EA
Disclaimer:sorry for some translation errors, I had to translate the story from Arabic to English since that’s the language my cousin told it to me in.
Introducing the cast:
EA: Entitled aunt
CC: cool cousin
CM: Christian man
NU: nice uncle (who I mentioned in one of the previous stories [rip])
NU, CC, and EA were going to a beach in Australia to have some fun before they had a feast after sunset, EA was just minding her own business until she saw A MAN EATING (wow truly shocking)
And now we kick off the EA encounter
EA: hi sir
CC jumps in
CC: hey mom what’s going on?
EA: this man is sinning
CM: wait what did I do?
EA: DONT MAKE YOURSELF LOOK INNOCENT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
CM: what did I do?
EA: YOU ARE EATIN... keep reading on reddit ➡
So, to start, a little backstory. I’m 17 and around 6 foot 3. I have been working out since I was 16 and so am quite muscly (if I do say so myself). We are quite well off and live in a big house. My aunt is the only family we have nearby so we often invite her to birthdays. Oh, and also, I have pretty bad social anxiety so yeah :/
This all starts on my birthday, when our family arrive, including my entitled aunt (EA), her two entitled twin brats (EB 1 and EB 2) who are 5 years old and my nice uncle (NU). My aunt often asks us for money and asked this year that we pay for my own birthday present, which we obviously declined.
When she knocked on the door, I opened it to her and said: Me:“Good morning Aunt Chri..” EA:”Take my bags” shoves her bags in my face
I decide to think nothing of it because she was probably annoyed after a long journey with 2 screaming brats in her backseats. She immediately sits herself down in MY chair (literally a chair I use for my desk in the main room)... keep reading on reddit ➡
My mother passed away 3 years ago. The family home, where I and my sister grew up, was willed to me. It was her ancestral property, and she wanted her daughter to have it. The other vacation home went to my 16 year old sister.
Our father remarried 6 months after mom passed away and moved his new wife in. My sister says that that woman has removed all of our family pictures from the main living area. She has removed our mom's pictures as well. Now all of these pictures adorn the walls of my sister's room.
Recently our father and his wife announced that they were pregnant with twins. My sister didn't take it well. She's still not over mom's death and had a breakdown after the announcement.
The night of my sister's 16th birthday party, she brought a lot of friends over and the party went on till the next morning.
My dad's wife, who was out with our father on vacation returned the same morning and lost her cool when she saw the kids passed out on the living room. Our dad knew about the... keep reading on reddit ➡
I realize its a holiday. Was there a change in the shelter order that allows gatherings? Or people just can't handle staying at home anymore?
The title may sound bad, but please hear me out.
I recently started living with my fiancé, and he has a 12-year-old daughter from a previous marriage. From what Iʼve seen, she has a very loving and close bond with her mom. Theyʼre always texting, calling each other, always smiling and hugging, etc. and I donʼt think itʼs my place to intervene in that. Itʼs pretty clear to me that she already has a good maternal figure in her life and she never expressed wanting another. To put it in simpler terms, I donʼt want her to think that Iʼm trying to replace her mom and I donʼt want to replace her mom either (since she doesnʼt need or want that).
Of course, I care about her and love her, but Iʼm sure her mom loves her 100 times as much. As weʼre all going to be living together now, weʼre getting to know each other better, and she asked me if she was supposed to think of me as a mom. I told her that even though I do care about her, she already has a much more special bond with her mom, that I... keep reading on reddit ➡
I’m taking the lsat tomorrow and just found out my aunt passed this morning. She liked listening to great music, making friends on the internet, salty jokes, and she would have thought it was bad ass that I was going to law school.
So here I am, making some new friends on the internet. You’re all bad ass and are going to do great on the lsat. Go listen to John Lennon or make somebody laugh today.
My family is full of complete entitlement. My mom is probably the only acceptation to this chain because my Grandma didn’t raise her and abandoned her at a young age. This happened when I was about 12, I’m 17 now. My mom was getting married to my step-dad and they had a huge wedding in Vegas. They got married surrounded by sea life and sharks, and everything seemed to go smoothly. But no, that can’t happen when our family is there. While getting ready for the reception me and my mom friend (we’ll call her Red) along with my aunt were waiting in a hotel room. My aunt started to talk about how much of a bitch my mom was I’m front of me (her 12 year old daughter), and in generals was just saying horrible things about my mom. I don’t remember what she said but this is what followed. Me: you can’t say that
EA: Yes I can, your moms acting like it’s HER day
Me: It IS her day! She’s getting married
EA: well why didn’t MY wedding Look as good as hers. It’s not fair!
Me: Maybe if you’d... keep reading on reddit ➡
I’m gonna try to keep this clean for yugo’s owner plus I am doing this on mobile so I’m sorry for errors
Yesterday I made a post of my entitled aunt not letting my cousins go to my 9 year old laser tag party because her daughter couldn’t come and I made the mistake of not putting it on a throwaway account so my EC found it out and this happened. Yesterday I Skyped my nice older cousin (NOC) and nice cousin (NC) and then EA came on and saw me and yelled “there’s the snitch” and me, NOC and NC went silent and when I didn’t say anything my EA said “you made EC so sad as you made my look like I was the villain when you ruined my daughters special day-“ (yes she did say her daughters special day) NOC cut her of and said “my just shut up. Me and NC aren’t allowed to do anything if EC doesn’t like it so will you just shut and let me and NC talk to our cousin” it looked like EA was gonna kill NOC and said “but EC want’s to talk to her friend” (NOC got SO mad) “look EA I’m sorry for putting yo... keep reading on reddit ➡
My (28F) children are 9F and 1M. My daughter has had frequent sleepovers at my Aunts home over the years with her cousins who are now 13F and 16F. My son has not yet been a part of these sleepovers but since he was about 3 days old, my Aunt has been begging to have him sleep over. I have just always said no and told her it was because I was nursing. Well now that my son is no longer nursing, my Aunt is pushing for sleepovers once it is safe again with this whole pandemic thing. The problem is that my Aunt has been dating this guy since last fall and I do not like him at all. My Aunt has a medical condition that significantly impacts her life so she is scared to be alone. As soon as she stops seeing someone, she’s in another serious relationship within a month. This is exactly what happened in the fall. I am leery of this guy because he tries so hard to look so perfect. Literally brought her flowers and other gifts every day for months and just had this vibe like he’s trying really hard... keep reading on reddit ➡
Hey guys, since my last post had so much support, I decided to post more stories about my insane aunt. Backstory: my aunt is a ultra religious Muslim, and she has injured me in the past
Ps: sorry if some sentences don’t make sense, I had to do a rough translation from Levantine Arabic to English
IC: innocent cousin
OP: yours truly
CC: cool cousin
PBF: poor boyfriend
EA: entitled aunt
It was a nice winter evening, EA had just come back from Dubai, I was spending the weekend with IC, and my entire family has greeted her with an open heart, but my wounds with her are still fresh. IC was also EAs niece, and CC was her son. but IC saw her as a mother figure because her mother was always at work. Later during the night IC decided to introduce her BF to EA, but problems began to develop when they started talking about marriage.
EA: oh sweetie you are such a lovely person, where are you getting married
PBF: oh we are getting married at a church
EA: excuse me?
IC: please EA... keep reading on reddit ➡
My father has recently gotten in touch with his sisters after some long family conflict that they finally resolved. I (16f) got bad vibes from my aunt (Linda) as soon as I met her. She seemed to overstep her boundaries- immediately she asked me what I wanted to be when I got older, I told her a dermatologist and she said “you don’t seem the type to be cut out for that, are you sure?”
The next time I saw her, I made brownies for a party and she then told me they could “use a little less time in the oven.” She then had a conversation with me and asked about my school life. I told her I had a 4.0 GPA, was 22 in my class out of 650, and that I was doing pretty well in AP classes. She went, “well, my daughter (Sarah we will call her) wasn’t very smart, but she is an entrepreneur now so it’s obvious her work is still very important and you don’t have to be school smart. It’s not that big of a deal.” I felt this invalidated my hard work. She told me that I couldn’t have a political option be... keep reading on reddit ➡
On mobile, English is not my first language
Okay okay so some backstory
Entitled family was family friends with my parents And as you can see they are very entitled. We were going on a vacation (my family with their family) but they didn't have enough money. Okay no big deal we go to the place book a hotel and got us rooms. I had brought my console to play when I am bored and I was bored so I took out and played some Super Mario odessey. While I was playing my parents went out to buy some snacks and I sat on the room. The entitled family were neighbors to our room so entitled kid dashed into my room and started being obnoxious and looking into my stuff and after all of that he got interest in my switch. The thing is I bought this switch with my own money and it the first think I bought with my money so I treasure it and never allow anyone to play on it and like any other kids he doesn't budge. Okay now onto the comvo.
OP: couch potato EA: the moulded potato EK: the weed D: dad... keep reading on reddit ➡
I'm back with another story about my aunt and her shameless entitlement. The events of this story occurred in 1982, a year before I was born. My dad told me all about it some time ago.
My parents had recently gotten married. My cousin, aunt's son was 6 at the time and my uncle had recently lost his job. My grandmother insisted that my dad support his sister in her time of need. This meant letting my aunt and cousin move in until my uncle could find a job. Uncle too of course would be welcome whenever he decided to show up.
My parents' house had only two bedrooms. One was occupied by grandmonster, the other by my parents. Here in India it is customary for elderly parents to live with their adult sons. She insisted that my parents give up their bedroom to aunt and cousin, because she couldn't imagine her little girl having to sleep in the living room! My dad din't want to upset his mother and he agreed.
My aunt and cousin stayed for over a month and my uncle too would come o... keep reading on reddit ➡
So me(26m) and my brother(19m) were spending a few weeks at our grandparents house and our aunts kid (9m) happened to stay there too.
Anyways, we were ordering pizza for lunch and asked everyone if they wanted one aswell, everyone said no thanks. I asked the kid one more time if he wanted pizza because grandma wasnt gonna cook anything. He said no, so menand my brother ordered 2 pizzas to ourselves.
The pizza gets delivered and we start to eat. The kid was playing with a friend on the street, goes inside to drink water and he sees us eating our pizza. The way he stared it was like nothing else existed. I knew he would ask to have some. He stared for a few seconds, then went outside the door and kept staring through the curtains. He then went outside the yard and kept staring through the fence. He stared as if the pizza had put a spell on him. Then he comes back and asks me my name can i have some of the pizza?
Yeah i get it, he is a kid but he pissed me off because i asked him... keep reading on reddit ➡
Last time we met my conservative muslim aunt, she demanded me to delete her stories, and I refused, which led to me bleeding from her scratches and her son confronting her for the last time. Or so we thought
Disclaimer: EA does NOT represent all Muslims in the world
EA: entitled aunt
OP: yours truly
CC: cool cousin
Let’s begin: my cousin and I were chilling in quarantine after EA assaulted me, and suddenly we heard the door ring, I went to open it, really hoping that it wasn’t EA, but sadly, my suspicions were confirmed
EA: WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU DELETE MY STORIES?
OP: because you assaulted me after I warned you that doing any threatening action will result in me keeping them
EA: BUT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ADD 2 MORE?
OP: because in addition to harming me, you have harmed CC emotionally again, you deserved what was coming your way
EA: YOU STUPID SHIT, IAM GOING TO SUE YOU AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
OP: actually EA, you simply cannot sue me because you s... keep reading on reddit ➡