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TIL that it is illegal to trade onion futures in the United States due to the 1958 Onion Futures Act, after two traders in 1955 purchased 98% of the onions in Chicago and subsequently crashed onion prices while holding short positions on onion futures. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oni…
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I have this Onion newspaper box with the last ever print issue still in the display window.
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Even the Onion is with us. Give us back our tendies RH 🐍🐍🐍
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The making of a blooming onion v.redd.it/ckcohfm9pae61
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Surprise surprise, a sub full of paranoid narcissists takes a great big bite out of The Onion.
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Mom ate the onion pretty bad
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I caramelized 25 pounds of onions yesterday. Everything smelled like onions overnight even with all the doors and windows open. Today is day 2 of onions. How do I prevent everything in my house from smelling like onions until next year?

Final update for the true onions: All the cooking is done. I have another wonderful pot of caramelized onions. The smell really wasn't too bad once the cooking finished. Since we've got a huge orange tree and Costco sized vanilla extract, I put a big handful of orange peels, a couple generous swishes of vanilla extract, and some water in a pot and let it simmer. The house smells great. I will never forget you onions out there.

Update 2: After doing a majority of the cooking in the instant pot outside, the onions are now on my stove. Luckily I just got a new range hood less than a week ago so that's on full blast. Guess what we've decided to include in dinner tonight? Hint: it's onion rings.

Update: Day 2 is upon us. I just finished cutting up about 8 quarts of onions. I have an instant pot coming up to pressure on my porch as we speak. A fan is blowing in the direction of my cutting station to the window. I immediately washed all my cutting equipment and wiped the counters with a mix of dish soap, water, and lemon essential oil. I promise I’m not a crazy essential oil lady, I just like the smell and it makes a good cheap all-purpose cleaner. See you all in about 2 onions for another update?

Edit: Thanks to everyone for their suggestions. I have decided to postpone the onion marathon until tomorrow due to me being drugged up on Benadryl and not wanting to enter an onion-induced coma. Tomorrow is a new onion. Wish me onion. Onion.

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Drank the flat white onion.
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Not The Onion
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I made this bagel. I cured and cold-smoked this salmon. I pickled the onions. I even made the cream cheese.
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SLPT: when claiming to be tear-gassed in the Capitol building, always remember to put an onion in your towel for extra effect.
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The onion is once again right
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Every time I make a Galette, we say "MORE CRUST!!!" Meet the Phat Gallette, caramelized onions, mushroom, broccolini, in a gruyere pastry with 20% more crust!
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Lord Onion The Ring
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Thank you Mr.Miyamoto (Credit: The Onion)
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Whose cutting the damn onions? v.redd.it/1u9xtwbzz8861
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Mr Beast opened 300 new restaurants across the US and Onion Boy has got something to say about it.
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Maybe an onion neutralizes the mace somehow? v.redd.it/shtfubvty0a61
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Trying to explain to the Sainsbury's checkout woman that it's implausible for a single small onion to weight 2kg after she left her hand on the scale when scanning it
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The first Onion encounter I’ve ever seen in real time reddit.com/gallery/kzum19
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The Onion speaking facts again
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LPT: Touching stainless steel will remove the odor of garlic and onion from your hands. They even sell bars of stainless steel β€œsoap”, which is just a bar of stainless steel to rub on your hands.
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Wtf, I love The Onion now???
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The Onion really got the gift of divine prophecy
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GROWING ONIONS. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO GROW ONIONS? v.redd.it/vv2bdax6hng61
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1996 The Onion article about Tarantino
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Bit the Onion, Quoted the Onion
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Eating less meat in January. Vegetarian green Thai curry, with homemade pickled red onion, basmati, paprika baked potatoes, and fresh tomato. One session of cooking using past-their-best veggies (other than the tomatoes) did 8 large portions for my husband and I. Curry reheats so well!
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The pastor at King Taco. 50/50 meat to onion. I’m actually a little conflicted, which is a strange feeling. Haha
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eating the (reductress) onion to own the feminists
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It took most of an afternoon, but making a giant batch of caramalized onions is way easier in the oven than on the stovetop.. It requires almost no attention, and you get way more even browning reddit.com/gallery/lemw02
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It's the onion but it still counts right?
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