First let me start by saying that I love snarking on TLC and Bravo shows, but tend to only do it while high - so apologies in advance for any errors (facts or spelling and grammar - both apply).
So, I’m currently unemployed due to Covid, and I like to start my Monday mornings with a little vaping, and watching Sunday nights new episode of SW.
I’m watching this morning and come upon this nightmare of an image, where Kody and Sobyn are looking miserable as all hell, in matching purple tops (around the 44m30s mark on my dvr w/commercials).
They mention that schools are going to be closed for the rest of the school year and then Kody makes his slip up!
He says “WE also have TWO birthdays coming up... Well, ACTUALLY FIVE birthdays coming up... we have Garrison’s, Breanna’s, Aurora’s, Christine’s, (and) Truely’s..”
Here is Kody, standing next to, what we all really know is his only true wife, Sobyn - the most boring, emotionally manipulative, dull as an oyster cracker woman I have wasted portions of my life watching on television. And he makes the mistake of using the royal “we” reference, and I love it!
We all know he only spends his time with Sobyn Robyn, and he views his (ex)wives from his pre-reality star life as basically extended family/used uteruses that birthed his older children. But he continues to lie to us, and claim that they are all one big family - so I love and live for these slip ups!!
The only TWO birthdays that his true family (Robyn and her kids) had “coming” up were Breanna and Aurora’s birthdays. He COMPLETELY FORGOT and had to catch himself to include the birthdays of TWO of his non-Robyn related children AND THE BIRTHDAY OF HIS 3rd WIFE!!! He is such a tool.
Thank you for coming to my high TED Talk. Good day!
Can't remember where it was from but from memory it was fairly recent and someone else's podcast or cheesy show or something. The big dummy just openly admitted he'd never been in a streetfight in his life despite lying to Callen about being in a ton of streetfights before.
Curious what everyone thinks. Personally I wouldn’t because 2012 was just too special; led to us getting Hazard too.
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Like maybe in a time of high emotion you find yourself unintentionally, automatically using your native expletives or something like that. Or is the divide between “modes” more rigid than that? If so, how often does it happen? You have any funny examples?
I am reading stories about them being not compatible with certain type of flooring and of course in certain conditions. what is your experience on this?
