A relationship is like a fart, if you have to force it... it’s probably sh*t.

Even though everybody complains that most Redditor advice is just “drop him/her, this is toxic, you can do better”, oftentimes it’s called for. The sad fact is, people are so willing to overlook red flags that when they finally pour their hearts out to Reddit, it’s obvious to everyone but them that it’s time to end their relationship.

On the other hand, maybe your relationship isn’t that bad. However, if you don’t feel comfortable, cared for, and loved the majority of the time, maybe it’s time to reevaluate. Maybe you’re not gung-ho ignoring a plethora of problems, but you’re still trying to fit a square peg into a round hole.

That’s just my 2 cents. Hope it helps!

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👤︎ u/uhg2bkm
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”Love is like a fart, if you have to force it... it’s probably shit.”

Sometimes a lil’ laughter breaks through that hurt ego.

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Hi i am a new aimer and i just got the concept of a pivot point but when i use a pivot point my veritical movement is non existent and when i try to force it it is very slow and bad and my overall gameplay is really bad because of this i play with my elbow on my table
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Rushing Love is like a fart, if you try to force it, it’ll likely be shitty.
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“Love is like a lost fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” — Stephen K. Amos
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Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap

So don’t feel the need to get a gf / bf immediately

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👤︎ u/trash5652
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Relationships are like farts: if you gotta force it, its probably gonna be crap.
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👤︎ u/oktin
📅︎ Jul 10 2019
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why do you guys talk in such a squeaky voice, idc if that’s ur normal voice but why do some force it it’s so annoying?
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It's nearly impossible to recreate a wave (with your hands) when you're trying to force it. It just feels REALLY weird.
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👤︎ u/skipentro
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This whole situation has got everybody talking. The lesson that people need to take from this and also learn from this is that if you are not built for something do not try and force it, it is that simple. 6ix9ine in my opinion has really f’ed himself. 6ix9ine fucked up.... #cardib #6ix9ine v.redd.it/rlrsnzu65ko31
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👤︎ u/ttsilent98
📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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I cant take staying clean. I felt numb all day and i didnt want to eat, but i had to force it. It feels so much more empty if i dont cut.
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"A relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit"

courtesy of /u/AFrigBiscuit

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Made these buttons from CD and template to hold in place while sewing from an old vinyl Record. When sewing these onto my blazer cuff I keep getting a tangled mess at the back. The thread doesn't pull all the way through and if I force it it breaks. What's up?
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👤︎ u/darcyWhyte
📅︎ Feb 02 2017
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Love is like a fart in many ways - if you force it, it's probably shit, if you hide it, it stinks, and if you let it out in all its glory you will always have people that are disgusted but also the people who congratulate you.
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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's crap. imgur.com/gallery/szxuNW8
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👤︎ u/jwawak23
📅︎ Dec 18 2015
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If you want to live the good life, you cannot force it. It must come naturally. If you do force it, it will come unnaturally, which will come with its own problems. therefore, it cannot be the good life.
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👤︎ u/sick_gainz
📅︎ Sep 27 2015
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LPT: Use 9999 as your PIN. If a hacker tries to brute force it, it will be the last number he tries
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"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit." - "Probably also rape." [+1030] reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
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👤︎ u/hoobsher
📅︎ Jun 12 2013
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Religion is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit. [self]

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I guess the way I see things is that religion is great, if you are happy being accountable to god to in order to be a more loving, empathetic, tolerant and generous person. If you are happy just being accountable to yourself, your community and your friends and family, even better. But if you have to bully, terrorize and guilt people into following a specific set of rules in order to avoid eternal damnation, than your preferred choice of religious affiliation is probably shit.


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Let's not force it

After pump is dump, y'all stop forcing it. It wont get where we want it if we force, if we Force it we get huge dump later cus lots of people will sell off. Keep calm for the moon Don't stress the doge , don't let it die before it gets to the moon

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Because you shouldn’t have to force it

I heard someone recently say that you’ll know you’ve found the right person, when it’s time.

While yes it takes effort and many other things to maintain a relationship- it will be easy when you’ve found the right one. Your body will know, intrinsically you will know- this is your person. You won’t have to force it or fight it or push it or beg for it. You will have to work for it and work to keep it- but what is yours- what is for you- has always been for you. And when you’ve found them, you will know.

This hurt a little because I feel this in my heart to be true, because I’ve known every failed relationship just wasn’t right even before they failed. The red flags become regular habits and we know what makes us happy and what doesn’t after experiencing these moments so they still hold value even if they’re lackluster at the end.

And acknowledging the ones that we invested in just aren’t the person for us is confusing and hard but it brought me peace too- you shouldn’t have to fight for it or force it- it will naturally be for you. Hurts to know I wasn’t the naturally occurring and perfectly fitting piece to his puzzle but that doesn’t mean I won’t fit into some other place perfectly one day.

I appreciate no contact now because it grants us the best opportunity- to let go of what’s not for us. If it is- it will be, it will come back, it will happen on its own. If it’s not, it gives you space to let go. It’s exactly what I needed I think.

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56 yrs old. Two time cancer survivor. Stage 4 kidney disease. Had prostate removed. Hip replaced. Air force vet. Bring it on.
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Urging Senate to 'Ignore the Parliamentarian,' Sanders to Force Vote on $15 Minimum Wage Amendment | "I regard it as absurd that the parliamentarian, a Senate staffer elected by no one, can prevent a wage increase for 32 million workers." commondreams.org/news/202…
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Hobbs and Shaw (2019): Brixton's (Idris Elba's) exoskeleton displays Force and velocity when Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) punches him, while it displays trajectory and velocity when Shaw (Jason Statham) attacks. This shows how Rock's threat is more of absolute power; with Jason's being more of technique
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In Whiplash (2014) Fletcher forces Neiman to count off 215 BPM, then insults him for getting it wrong. However, Neiman’s timing is actually perfect. It’s an early clue that Fletcher is playing a twisted game with Neiman to try and turn him into a legendary musician. reddit.com/gallery/lvuc2l
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If someone doesn’t want to spend time with you, don’t force it.

This pissed me off and I’ve learned to deal with it myself, if someone isn’t texting you back doesn’t want to spend time with you not just relationships but friends. Don’t try to force it, it’s there choice and it wouldn’t be right if you just tried to force things, things would be unnatural. Shouldn’t feel like you have to try but the other person should want. Just a frustrating part of life.

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[Cope] After Jurgen Klopp's criticism of the Alfredo Di Stefano stadium, Eleven Force, the company that makes the official Di Stéfano models have decided to send him a 3D model of the stadium. Head of the company said "We know that he is a funny guy, we are sure he will welcome it with good humor." cope.es/deportes/futbol/n…
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Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably ____.
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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it is probably shit
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SLPT: Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
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Relationship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
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👤︎ u/Jedorawr
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Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit
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📅︎ Apr 08 2015
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Love is like a fart, if you have to force it it’s probably shit.
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Relationships are like farts. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it it’s probably shit.
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👤︎ u/serenaa9
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Love is like farting, if you force it, it's probably shit
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For valentines day: love is like a fart, if you have to force it it's probably crap.
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👤︎ u/Cruxius
📅︎ Feb 14 2014
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"Relationships are kinda like farts. If you have to force it, its probably shit." -Unknown
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