He wanted to go see a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, the game was sold out, so he decided to climb to the top of a flag pole to get a better look. When he returned home, his family was anxious to hear about his experience:
"What happened?" asked his family.
"Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!" he said. "Before the game started, all the people in the stands and all the players stood up, looked at me and said, "Jose, can you see?"
I saw many new AST struggle with card buffs, so I thought I will put this out there. This is the most easiest way to remember the cards.
Ran into my parents’ friend in a parking lot who spoke nonstop for 5 minutes- starting with “the blacks” (“that I have anything against them”)and sagging pants, the borders are wide open, no one wants to work these days, when trump was president everybody had a job, shes been having nosebleeds from being near vaccinated people and from the asbestos in face masks, she’s been eating pine needles as a natural covid vaccine (gotta be just the fresh ends, not old growth) and ending with a casual mention of electromagnetic waves from smart meters infiltrating her brain, and just as quickly as she came, she walked away. I was speechless and now I’m worried about my parents. I’ll bring it up next time I see them but FUCKING COME ON
Dutch: What happened here Billy?
Billy: Strange Major, there was a fire fight. They were selling premium in all directions.
Dutch: I can't believe that Jim Hopper walked into an ambush.
Billy: I don't believe he did. I can't find a single ‘locate’. It just doesn't make sense.
Dutch: What about the rest of Hopper's shares?
Billy: There's no signs. They never left here. Hell it's like they just disappeared.
Dutch: Stick with the bear trail. Let's get the whales. We move, five meter spread, no sound.
Mac: Time for a little pain.
Poncho: Pilots have each got one margin call in the head, whoever hit it stripped the shit out of it
Dutch: Took em out with a short ladder attack.
Poncho: There's something else major.
Poncho: This is no ordinary army taxi, (quietly) it looks more like a surveillance bird to me
Dillion: Pick up the trail yet?
Dutch: Billy is on it. Short ladder attack Dillion, that's pretty sophisticated for a bunch of half ass mountain boys
Dillion: I guess they are getting better equipped every day.
Billy: Major, there were 12 guerillas they took the two men from the helicopter, but there's something else, 6 men wearing US issue army boots, they came in from the north and then they followed the guerillas
Dutch: Mean anything to you?
Dillion: Probably just another "short and distort" they operate in here all the time.
Dutch: Get ahead, watch those futes and see what you can find.